How to attract MILFS ?

[colddiesel]

Buy a puppy, they'll like the dog and in time may come to see you and the dog in the same light. But most will still prefer the puppy.

 

[hashtag4]

Buy a puppy, they'll like the dog and in time may come to see you and the dog in the same light.
((But most will still prefer the puppy)).

^^^^ This

 

[neci]

How to pull a MILF

I am a 19 year old white male. I have an athletic build and go gym regularly. I am a full time student. I appreciate all types of women, all races sizes and ages. However I have recently had a craving to have intercourse with an older women.

My only problem is I have no idea how to go about attracting a "MILF". Any ideas, tips or advice would be greatly appreciated. Also if anyone has any relevant experiences they feel comfortable sharing I would love to hear from you.

(I am new to this site so forgive me if this is in the wrong section)

you will need to post your cock. milfs love hard cock.

 

[Hypoxia]

Don't be a dickhead.

Show some emotional maturity.

No tricks; they've seen and heard them all.

Don't be too picky or critical.

They lead; you follow.

 

[Conjugal]

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"Michael, why do you keep looking me like that? I'm your mother. Oops, sorry."

Mom, you are a MILF.

"What does MILF mean anyway? I'm not familiar with the term."

It means you are a mother that I would like to fuck.

"Well, don't get any ideas. I'm not that type of woman."

Mom, why do you keep flashing your tits at me?

"No reason. This robe is made of satin and it come open easily."

It sure does. Every five seconds.

 

[patient1]

Have you tried a lawn mowing or handy man business?

 

[Conjugal]

Have you tried a lawn mowing or handy man business?

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"I thought you were dead. Why come back with a sarcastic comment?"

 

[neci]

Have you tried a lawn mowing or handy man business?

he needs to start a laundry business. same day pick up and delivery.

 

[LiamSnow]

he needs to start a laundry business. same day pick up and delivery.

I am a masseuse by trade and I massage a good few "MILFS" however I cannot have relationships with clients. Fuck it maybe I should just become a bent masseuse

 

[neci]

I am a masseuse by trade and I massage a good few "MILFS" however I cannot have relationships with clients. Fuck it maybe I should just become a bent masseuse

you still need to do laundry. maybe you should just do laundry.

 

[Bookishleigh]

With all the special interest groups out there (I mean come on, there is a dating site for Disney lovers), I thought FOR SURE there had to be at least one website for someone looking to score a "MILF." Damn, I love the Google:

http://www.milfdatingwebsite.com/

Seems there are quite a few.

 

[RoryN]

With all the special interest groups out there (I mean come on, there is a dating site for Disney lovers), I thought FOR SURE there had to be at least one website for someone looking to score a "MILF." Damn, I love the Google:

http://www.milfdatingwebsite.com/

Seems there are quite a few.

Gotta be careful. A LOT of "specialty" dating sites are nothing more than the virtual equivalent of a credit card scanner, with little to no members (at least, not the ones the ads claim).

 

[Bookishleigh]

Gotta be careful. A LOT of "specialty" dating sites are nothing more than the virtual equivalent of a credit card scanner, with little to no members (at least, not the ones the ads claim).

Honestly, my heart isn't going to be broken if some 19-year-old boy who wants to bang a MILF gets scammed - a part of me wonders what he WANTS with a MILF if he's not hoping to part her with some of her money himself. I mean if it's mutually beneficial and agreeable who am I to judge. I might be a bit jaded though when it comes to humanity.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Home improvement stores like Home Depot, Menards, Lowes. MILFS everywhere in those places and surely some of them could use a handyman.
That's what I'd do if I were single and young enough to call them MILFS instead of woman my own age.

There are Mexicans hanging around in the parking lot waiting to do the Dirty Jobs that Americans won't do...

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I am a 19 year old white male.

I have an athletic build and go gym regularly.

I am a full time student.

I am a masseuse by trade

That's quite a bit on your plate, at 19 years of age. Still in school for the full forty-odd credits, keeping in shape with a strict regimen and doing trade most of the week to pay bills, yey? If you're looking to do the social grind to find MILFs to seduce and have them step to you for some huckle-buckle beat, that's a hard and expensive road that you seemingly don't have space or time for. MILFs aren't what you see in porno where the set-up is easy, you gotta put in work. It also involves a lot of potential boozing and late-night hustle as a lot of MILFs do such. That's invariably gonna eat into your education and be a detriment to your gym focus.

Now, if all you care about is to simply fuck an older woman, this is ridiculously easy. Just use your next mah-soose paycheck towards soliciting a local sex worker of the respective age. Use the internet to find out where said sex workers are advertising and how to solicit them.

 

[Porkwarrior]

Before attempting to tow anything with your car, check the trailer weight rating, and only use a hitch certified for that capacity.

...

It's tongue weight that's the tricky part.
It's always the tongue...

...a part of me wonders what he WANTS with a MILF if he's not hoping to part her with some of her money himself. I mean if it's mutually beneficial and agreeable who am I to judge. I might be a bit jaded though when it comes to humanity.

Ah 3rd Wave Feminism at it's most jaded...

At best this is a fit college almost-man tired of half talented but fully entitled sorority pussy, and is seeking a WOMAN, not another girl, to find something approaching sexual fulfillment.

At worst it's a college bro collecting a frat bet to bang an older broad.

Either way, some gal over 30+ gets to use a younger guy as her sexual plaything for a night, on her terms. Oh dear.

That's quite a bit on your plate, at 19 years of age. Still in school for the full forty-odd credits, keeping in shape with a strict regimen and doing trade most of the week to pay bills, yey? If you're looking to do the social grind to find MILFs to seduce and have them step to you for some huckle-buckle beat, that's a hard and expensive road that you seemingly don't have space or time for. MILFs aren't what you see in porno where the set-up is easy, you gotta put in work. It also involves a lot of potential boozing and late-night hustle as a lot of MILFs do such. That's invariably gonna eat into your education and be a detriment to your gym focus.

Now, if all you care about is to simply fuck an older woman, this is ridiculously easy. Just use your next mah-soose paycheck towards soliciting a local sex worker of the respective age. Use the internet to find out where said sex workers are advertising and how to solicit them.

Here's a shocker, yeah he's white. That's what they have to do to get through college, and occasionally get laid. Might be a joke to you, or even stunning if you think about it...

So check your privilege

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Here's a shocker, yeah he's white. That's what they have to do to get through college, and occasionally get laid. Might be a joke to you, or even stunning if you think about it...

So check your privilege

Hey, hey, hey...check that sassy snark of your'n, Porky...because...

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...post-racial society, nah'mean?

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[Lyricalli]

You might try a Bon Jovi concert or other classic rock concert.

Yeah, that's where I pick up some of my young stuff.

Don't be a dickhead.

They lead; you follow.

Also... yes.

 

[Conager]

I'm a cowboy...

...on a (mostly) steel Prius I ride...

 

[LiamSnow]

That's quite a bit on your plate, at 19 years of age. Still in school for the full forty-odd credits, keeping in shape with a strict regimen and doing trade most of the week to pay bills, yey? If you're looking to do the social grind to find MILFs to seduce and have them step to you for some huckle-buckle beat, that's a hard and expensive road that you seemingly don't have space or time for. MILFs aren't what you see in porno where the set-up is easy, you gotta put in work. It also involves a lot of potential boozing and late-night hustle as a lot of MILFs do such. That's invariably gonna eat into your education and be a detriment to your gym focus.

Now, if all you care about is to simply fuck an older woman, this is ridiculously easy. Just use your next mah-soose paycheck towards soliciting a local sex worker of the respective age. Use the internet to find out where said sex workers are advertising and how to solicit them.

Cynical, Accurate and dream crushing hahaha.

 

[LiamSnow]

It's tongue weight that's the tricky part.
It's always the tongue...



Ah 3rd Wave Feminism at it's most jaded...

At best this is a fit college almost-man tired of half talented but fully entitled sorority pussy, and is seeking a WOMAN, not another girl, to find something approaching sexual fulfillment.

At worst it's a college bro collecting a frat bet to bang an older broad.

Either way, some gal over 30+ gets to use a younger guy as her sexual plaything for a night, on her terms. Oh dear.



Here's a shocker, yeah he's white. That's what they have to do to get through college, and occasionally get laid. Might be a joke to you, or even stunning if you think about it...

So check your privilege

I like this guy

 

[LiamSnow]

Honestly, my heart isn't going to be broken if some 19-year-old boy who wants to bang a MILF gets scammed - a part of me wonders what he WANTS with a MILF if he's not hoping to part her with some of her money himself. I mean if it's mutually beneficial and agreeable who am I to judge. I might be a bit jaded though when it comes to humanity.

I dont want their money... it is just a sexual fantasy that I want to experience.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I dont want their money... it is just a sexual fantasy that I want to experience.

Well you're a sexual "fantasy" that they want to experience, but you just won't take any advice.



Mine was golden. It worked for me and that wasn't even the angle that I was working!

 

[Saint Peter]

(mostly) steel Prius

Mostly meat byproducts.

 

[lovetoread]

I like this guy

yea and thats the reason you wont find a milf