How to attract GILFS?

[Stewart_Pidd]

Have a pulse, have a penis bro.

Stew

 

[Pookie]

Are you visiting Grandma again bro cuz?

 

[Ms_Ann]

Dip it in chocolate.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Are you visiting Grandma again bro cuz?

yes, to give you a new uncle/brother bro.

Stew

 

[Pookie]

yes, to give you a new uncle/brother bro.

Stew

Two words - Baby shower bro cuz!

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Two words - Baby shower bro cuz!

bring the soap bro.

Stew

 

[Super-Surprise]

Stewie and Pookie K-I-S-S-I-N-G...
A match made in Lit heaven.

 

[Ms_Ann]

Stewie and Pookie K-I-S-S-I-N-G...
A match made in Lit heaven.

Since eyer is gone I guess that makes it a rebound relationship.


http://getyourexbackpermanently.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/inigomontayaonrebound-300x200.jpg

 

[Disgustipated]

I have a couple GILF friends my age (early 40's). All them are super successful and they were all really hot in high school and still very GILFable today.

 

[Super-Surprise]

Since eyer is gone I guess that makes it a rebound relationship.

Just wait until she finds out he is a mike yates alt.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Just wait until she finds out he is a mike yates alt.

you found me out bro.

Stew

 

[Ms_Ann]

Just wait until she finds out he is a mike yates alt.

Who is a Laurel alt. Funny how they both quit posting...

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Who is a Laurel alt. Funny how they both quit posting...

nothing gets by you bro.

Stew

 

[Super-Surprise]

Who is a Laurel alt. Funny how they both quit posting...

Are you implying that he is also a Manu alt? Very interesting.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Gotta have the right moves, bro.

https://media.giphy.com/media/6BXy9tYDuxUru/giphy.gif

 

[Not Normal]

http://files.sharenator.com/Swisgar_Wicked_Grandmas-s312x325-100874.jpg

 

[Hypoxia]

Walk through a trailer park wearing only a jockstrap and a smile.

Don't mind all the little yapping dogs.

And the laughter.

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

The only gilf I'm interested in:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/01/15/article-2539784-1AAEB23F00000578-150_634x978.jpg

 

[lovetoread]

i have a grandkitty - i buy her kitty stuffs for christmas

gilfs rule, bubs

 

[Saint Peter]

What kind of kitty stuffs?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

How do I say this to Stewie and not get banned?

 

[lovetoread]

mostly huge containers of catnip