Now For Something Odd on Thanksgiving

[Arianne6947]

I was cooking the bird as usual, and just remarked at how big and meaty the legs looked to my husband, as he stood there tossing back a beer and devilled eggs, he looked over my shoulder and right off the cuff days "damn, yep that'd prolly stretch you" well knowing him I wasn't that shocked, but it made me wonder.

(I did put one too the side - , just in case - )

Has anyone tried turkey leg insertion ? cooked or raw?

 

[DrRickMarshall]

Fantasy aside, looks like a good way to get a yeast infection

 

[Sigmund7]

Or a bacterial infection. I'd stick with a nice Italian sausage (preferably attached to a nice Italian) and a condom.

 

[dacoach44]

Mmmmmmmmm

I was cooking the bird as usual, and just remarked at how big and meaty the legs looked to my husband, as he stood there tossing back a beer and devilled eggs, he looked over my shoulder and right off the cuff days "damn, yep that'd prolly stretch you" well knowing him I wasn't that shocked, but it made me wonder.

(I did put one too the side - , just in case - )

Has anyone tried turkey leg insertion ? cooked or raw?

Such a lively mind!

 

[floatinfantazee]

I was cooking the bird as usual, and just remarked at how big and meaty the legs looked to my husband, as he stood there tossing back a beer and devilled eggs, he looked over my shoulder and right off the cuff days "damn, yep that'd prolly stretch you" well knowing him I wasn't that shocked, but it made me wonder.

(I did put one too the side - , just in case - )

Has anyone tried turkey leg insertion ? cooked or raw?

No but we watched a very drunk friend fuck a raw turkey !

 

[Arianne6947]

Wow a few bummer folks
I kinda figured someone might have tried this, I've heard lots of stories of guys "stuffing the bird"

 

[Christobal]

Once went out with a woman that asked me to fist her on the first date. My hand just slid in with no effort. Apparently it was her thing. Prolly could have stuffed the whole bird up her. I have to admit I was amazed.

 

[DrRickMarshall]

Once went out with a woman that asked me to fist her on the first date. My hand just slid in with no effort. Apparently it was her thing. Prolly could have stuffed the whole bird up her. I have to admit I was amazed.

Lol, I had a date like that once too. Sadly it was fresh after a breakup and I was too stupid to appreciate the girl at the time. I'm not ine for rebound sex or even on the first date, but thinking back to her still gets me hard to this day!

 

[Username_of_Sean]

The closest I've done to including anything turkey-like is bondage in a turkey-like position, basting her with olive oil, and so forth. The full recipe for the scene is a bit longer. The sex part was later though, hours after untying her.

 

[moonflasher]

Seems a bit fowl

 

[VeraBad]

If you put itin your butt before eating it

it'll taste like Chick-fil-A.