Lulz.
Unrealistic things in porn videos
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Lulz.
Christobal
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Bad yossi. No orgasm for you.
Edging you for the next 24 hours. Then I go out with the guys while you have to watch incredible bad porn. Ron Jeremy is the star of all of them. Talk about bdsm!
DeeDeeCO
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So, where's the confusion? What made you curious?
hashtag4
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You talk like a guy.
I was accused of being male too, but that's because they're idiots who aren't able to pick on certain things. Whereas you think like one
Saint Peter
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six inches forward
and five inches back
and five inches back
DeeDeeCO
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The funny thing is that I have been told that I think like a guy, especially sexually, my whole life. I think about sex all the time. My husband doesn't think about sex as much as I do. If I never made the first move, my husband and I would never have sex. Although he does love using toys on me.
There used to be times when I wanted him more than anyone else, but he never made the first move, never paid attention to my girls (my breasts.) I would tell him I wanted him when he got home, but he was too tired, or his back ached. I felt so alone a lot. Even when I had sex with other men for him, it stopped being exciting for him. Then I started dating, and that excited him.
I have found that thinking like a guy has helped me find guys who will have casual sex. You would think a lot of guys would be into it, but you'd be surprised.
spacekowboy
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The dick sizes.
I mean am I really supposed to believe all those dudes are smaller than me? The laws of probability say that this simply can not be true. Find some actual men for these poor women, for fuck sake.
I mean am I really supposed to believe all those dudes are smaller than me? The laws of probability say that this simply can not be true. Find some actual men for these poor women, for fuck sake.
IronMan123
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I don't think I've ever once worn those Kareem Abdul Jabbar style sweatbands on the wrists during sex....kinda comical when you come across a video where the guy is wearing those
Christobal
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Anyone that comes to the front door WILL get laid.
