Unrealistic things in porn videos

[dead_niinja]

Does anyone remember a hairy guy called Randy West. He fucked the brains out of jenna jameson in a video. Teen memories

 

[Magnetron]

Does anyone remember a hairy guy called Randy West. He fucked the brains out of jenna jameson in a video. Teen memories

uck

I'm so glad the Internets came along and better porn was made.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Does anyone remember a hairy guy called Randy West. He fucked the brains out of jenna jameson in a video. Teen memories

Your post implies that she had a brain to begin with.

Porn is sex. That's the point. When they try (to hard at times) to interject story it loses its appeal as porn. I prefer story, but they are not the same.

 

[Typo Fu Master]

Porn is sex. That's the point. When they try (to hard at times) to interject story it loses its appeal as porn. I prefer story, but they are not the same.

I appreciate a good story but it feels out of place when the main reason you're watching is to see people fuck. I have a couple of movies I never watch primarily because they have an actual plot and people spend time with dialogue while wearing clothes for extended periods of time between sex scenes. Good for a laugh but not my go to for serious porn watching.

 

[chillywilly2]

I find many professional porn videos are quite funny in the way they represent (or misrepresent) sex.
Or maybe it's not so funny - maybe young people see this stuff and think it's whar sex is or should be like?
Here are some of the things that strike me as bizarre.
Add your own below.

1. When a man and woman have sex, the man remains silent throughout, but the woman is constantly moaning or shouting or screaming with ecstasy all the time.

2. Her ecstasy is so intense that it severely reduces her vocabulary, down to just two phrases: "Oh my god" and "that feels so good".

3. When a man is deep inside a woman and about to come, his natural inclination is to pull out and start masturbating.

4. A popular way in which couples make love is for the man to stand up and masturbate while the woman kneels on the floor in front of him, looking up at him expectantly with her mouth open.

5. Most men are too gentle and don't pound a woman hard enough, so it's usual for the woman to encourage her partner to ram it in and out harder and faster.

I dunno...when you want fun sex this sounds about right to me.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

after reading a lot of the comments, I realize why I've always preferred amateur porn bro.

Stew

 

[hashtag4]

Peeping through the keyhole into your parents' bedroom isn't called watching amateur porm

 

[NOIRTRASH]

LIT is the place to go to learn how sexually naïve people are.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Most people are unfit ugly mother fuckers. You get laid at all because better are few and far between.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Peeping through the keyhole into your parents' bedroom isn't called watching amateur porm

I wasn't asking about your kinks bro.

Stew

 

[DeeDeeCO]

In real life, or at least my life, when we have guys over, I have little to nothing on. The guys have no idea what's really going to happen. I kiss them and feel their cock. I tell them I am theirs for as long as they want. We have had guys show up and I am sucking another guy in the living room.

I have had guys pull out and cum on my face. It happens. And I have had guys try most every position with me. It also happens. A lot of guys are practically silent when we fuck. A lot of guys are like that. I am very vocal. And I also have to encourage a lot of guys to go deeper and harder.

A lot of guys are nervous when they fuck me because my husband is always there watching. And that's understandable. Yet, a lot of guys don't care and are really good lovers. I like them the best.

Yes. I'm married, but that doesn't mean I don't like to be slutty.

 

[30bandits]

In real life, or at least my life, when we have guys over, I have little to nothing on. The guys have no idea what's really going to happen. I kiss them and feel their cock. I tell them I am theirs for as long as they want. We have had guys show up and I am sucking another guy in the living room.

I have had guys pull out and cum on my face. It happens. And I have had guys try most every position with me. It also happens. A lot of guys are practically silent when we fuck. A lot of guys are like that. I am very vocal. And I also have to encourage a lot of guys to go deeper and harder.

A lot of guys are nervous when they fuck me because my husband is always there watching. And that's understandable. Yet, a lot of guys don't care and are really good lovers. I like them the best.

Yes. I'm married, but that doesn't mean I don't like to be slutty.

SHOW YOUR TITS !

 

[chillywilly2]

In real life, or at least my life, when we have guys over, I have little to nothing on. The guys have no idea what's really going to happen. I kiss them and feel their cock. I tell them I am theirs for as long as they want. We have had guys show up and I am sucking another guy in the living room.

I have had guys pull out and cum on my face. It happens. And I have had guys try most every position with me. It also happens. A lot of guys are practically silent when we fuck. A lot of guys are like that. I am very vocal. And I also have to encourage a lot of guys to go deeper and harder.

A lot of guys are nervous when they fuck me because my husband is always there watching. And that's understandable. Yet, a lot of guys don't care and are really good lovers. I like them the best.

Yes. I'm married, but that doesn't mean I don't like to be slutty.

KR how ya doing...long time no see

 

[Ms_Ann]

I guess it's unrealistic to think that those people care for one another.

 

[Not Normal]

after reading a lot of the comments, I realize why I've always preferred amateur porn bro.

Stew

as long as they turn the fucking tv off bro

 

[txgent101]

ALL women LOVE having a guy cum on their face ...

I suppose I am glad to know that Kim, i.e., you are saying the opposite is probably true for the most part. As for me, I never got the opportunity. In the days before I had my prostate tended to (1999), it never occurred to me that anything like that would even be possible! Ah, the internet...

 

[nerfhearder]

as long as they turn the fucking tv off bro

Ugh, I hate that. I don't know why someone would leave the tv on even if the video was only for personal enjoyment. Same with music. Some playing low in the background, great. Loud and drowning out any voices, shit.
Of course many of them probably have kids and use the tv/stereo to cover what they're doing but still.

 

[nerfhearder]

In real life, or at least my life, when we have guys over, I have little to nothing on. The guys have no idea what's really going to happen. I kiss them and feel their cock. I tell them I am theirs for as long as they want. We have had guys show up and I am sucking another guy in the living room.

I have had guys pull out and cum on my face. It happens. And I have had guys try most every position with me. It also happens. A lot of guys are practically silent when we fuck. A lot of guys are like that. I am very vocal. And I also have to encourage a lot of guys to go deeper and harder.

A lot of guys are nervous when they fuck me because my husband is always there watching. And that's understandable. Yet, a lot of guys don't care and are really good lovers. I like them the best.

Yes. I'm married, but that doesn't mean I don't like to be slutty.

I'm going to guess that your wife doesn't know you're on here.

 

[hardkoch]

Sounds like good fun at yours DeeDee !

 

[Colonel Hogan]

People eat more meatloaf than steak.

I fucked lotsa girls in my long life, and all of them fuck about the same.

Or as I've heard it said, "When sex is good, it's terrific. And when it's bad, well, it's still pretty good."

 

[hadruprider]

ALL women LOVE having a guy cum on their face ...

Thanks Kim, that's a good one and an obvious one. Sometimes you can see the discomfort in their faces. Why did I not think of that one? Oh, yes, cos I'm a bloke.

 

[Lord Pmann]

The female orgasm.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Or as I've heard it said, "When sex is good, it's terrific. And when it's bad, well, it's still pretty good."

Stick your nose in a sick pussy sometime.

 

[KindofHere]

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[hashtag4]

In real life, or at least my life, when we have guys over, I have little to nothing on. The guys have no idea what's really going to happen. I kiss them and feel their cock. I tell them I am theirs for as long as they want. We have had guys show up and I am sucking another guy in the living room.

I have had guys pull out and cum on my face. It happens. And I have had guys try most every position with me. It also happens. A lot of guys are practically silent when we fuck. A lot of guys are like that. I am very vocal. And I also have to encourage a lot of guys to go deeper and harder.

A lot of guys are nervous when they fuck me because my husband is always there watching. And that's understandable. Yet, a lot of guys don't care and are really good lovers. I like them the best.

Yes. I'm married, but that doesn't mean I don't like to be slutty.

SHOW YOUR TITS !

KR how ya doing...long time no see

I'm going to guess that your wife doesn't know you're on here.

Funny!

This made me curious, and most of 'her' posts in the other forums are in the line of "my husband likes this and that".