No wanking to spanking?

[Liar]

Now that the UK apparently intends to ban all porn that's not vanilla enough, Brexit suddenly makes much more sense.

If they did it before Brexit, half the population could have just upped and moved to Germany.

I know a lot of Brits, and every single one of them is a kinky lil bugger.

And I say that fondly, as a fellow pervert.

 

[lovetoread]

every single brit i've met has been a kinky perv

esp that fata cunt

 

[Ms_Ann]

Those pasty white Brits need to do a bit less wanking and a bit more shagging or they're going to up to their asses in Muslims.

 

[Liar]

Those pasty white Brits need to do a bit less wanking and a bit more shagging or they're going to up to their asses in Muslims.

You're half right. They're gonna have to get their shag on to keep the population numbers on par, now that they've decided to stop importing.

 

[dead_niinja]

No wanking to watersports either? Fudge.

 

[yossi]

Female ejaculation is considered unconventional? Who's making this list?

 

[Saint Peter]

Female ejaculation is considered unconventional? Who's making this list?

The sheets?

 

[Liar]

Female ejaculation is considered unconventional? Who's making this list?

Also, can I get a job as British porn classifier?

Oh wait, after Brexit, I can't.

Bollocks.

 

[yossi]

Oh, and you can still wank to a spank so long as no marks are left. What fun is a spanking without marks?

 

[Magnetron]

Does the ban include WAM videos?



Those crazy Brits.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[dead_niinja]

I do agree with that. Most brits are pretty vanilla. The kinky people reside across the pond. I wish I was in America.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[spacekowboy]

Only P in the V.

Or else you'll get arrested.

 

[Nezhul]

I think that most vanilla people just didn't meet a right partner or didn't have a proper talk with their current one.

 

[dead_niinja]

I didn't quite say that.

That was what was in my mind.

 

[Hypoxia]

Sex stuff is going to be banned, oy!

I'm sure that'll work out well.

Just like prohibition.

Meanwhile, some pro-banners will continue buggering sheep, children, and each other, all in the privacy of their masques.

I recall an old story by Arthur C. Clarke, inventor of the concept of geosynchronous satellites, wherein an enemy gov't uses their com.sats to beam hard pr0n straight down to an adversary's TV antennas, to distract and demoralize the populace who will obviously devote themselves to watching the fucking rather than doing their jobs.

Will the UK ban TV aerials and sat.dishes too?

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]