Question for the ladies..

[mewandrer63]

Realistically, how far can you get a cock or toy down your throat? Seems like the porn movies make it look like all women can deepthroat

 

[Adjudicator]

Nothing good ever comes out of a thread with this title.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Realistically, how far can you get a cock or toy down your throat? Seems like the porn movies make it look like all women can deepthroat

do you do self ass-to-mouth? they do show it in porn bro.

Stew

 

[yossi]

Practice, practice, practice.

 

[Aquagal]

Tilt your head back over the side of the bed.

 

[thør]

Someone knows what they're talking about in this thread.

 

[Wings]

Tilt your head back over the side of the bed.

That is always the best angle.

 

[Aquagal]

I don't know why it always reminds me of beer bonging...just open the throat up.

 

[chillywilly2]

I don't know why it always reminds me of beer bonging...just open the throat up.

My kind of girl here lemme tell you

what kind of boat do you have?

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Dollie

Realistically, how far can you get a cock or toy down your throat? Seems like the porn movies make it look like all women can deepthroat

Everything looks better in the movies. This is almost real life. We're on Lit.

By the way, real ladies don't answer these questions.

 

[Aquagal]

My kind of girl here lemme tell you

what kind of boat do you have?

Ha!

I haven't been on the river boat in a couple years, it's been parked at the other house. It has a 35 HP. I should check if the river even allows that size anymore...new regs and all.

 

[spacekowboy]

I opened this thread for the laughs. Imagine my surprise at the alternative.

 

[nerfhearder]

Deep throating is amost entirely visual. The feeling to the man is pretty much the same as any other blowjob. Just looks nicer and we like knowing our women can do that. Dominance and all that shit.

 

[chillywilly2]

Ha!

I haven't been on the river boat in a couple years, it's been parked at the other house. It has a 35 HP. I should check if the river even allows that size anymore...new regs and all.

No problem...I'll bring my own...you sound worth it

 

[Fata Morgana]

Realistically, how far can you get a cock or toy down your throat? Seems like the porn movies make it look like all women can deepthroat

I once ended up in A&E with a Buckeroo stuck in my throat. These things can often end in tears so always practice health and safety.

 

[Emerson40]

I once ended up in A&E with a Buckeroo stuck in my throat. These things can often end in tears so always practice health and safety.

Get along lil' doggie!

That must've taken some fancy trick riding on ol' Trigger on the way to the hospital.


http://thetrickrider.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/img_5387d40f9e36a.jpg

 

[Nezhul]

Realistically, how far can you get a cock or toy down your throat? Seems like the porn movies make it look like all women can deepthroat

Very far. It goes down your gullet. Have you seen sword swallowers? Same concept. You can put half a meter or more down your throat.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Get along lil' doggie!

That must've taken some fancy trick riding on ol' Trigger on the way to the hospital.


http://thetrickrider.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/img_5387d40f9e36a.jpg

Haha. Cunt.

 

[Adjudicator]

I opened this thread for the laughs. Imagine my surprise at the alternative.

I am disappointed in the lot of them.

 

[Conager]

Nothing good ever comes out of a thread with this title.

I am starting to wonder whether you actually are my alt. I was thinking it's almost exactly that.

Then I was thinking that even any thread with the word ladies in the title is a disaster. The actions described are never anything that anyone would describe as ladylike.

I can't help but read those titles in the voice of Bill Murray as the lounge lizard.

Realistically, how far can you get a cock or toy down your throat? Seems like the porn movies make it look like all women can deepthroat

Seems to me if you're that curious about it it sure would be reasonably easy for you to try it out yourself. There's nothing anatomically different about the interior of a cocksucking "lady's" throat when compared with the interior of a throat on a curious gentleman such as yourself. Have fun!

 

[juttjaw]

I don't know why it always reminds me of beer bonging...just open the throat up.

Dirty

 

[lovetoread]

oh gross

who would put a penis in their mouth?

 

[thør]

Ha!

I haven't been on the river boat in a couple years, it's been parked at the other house. It has a 35 HP. I should check if the river even allows that size anymore...new regs and all.

I don't know if they allow 2-strokes. HP limit is at 50 with 4 strokes.

 

[thør]

oh gross

who would put a penis in their mouth?

Dirty girls.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Dollie

I don't know if they allow 2-strokes. HP limit is at 50 with 4 strokes.

I can usually take 2 strokes, even 4 strokes if the piston is not too fat. But I don't trust 50 strokes anymore. After all, I am a lady.