Melania Trump is NOT moving into the White House

[Chris_Michael]

We all know how that conversation went down. Malania was thinking that she doesn't want to be anywhere near her husband when a terrorist nukes the White House or if somebody tried to assassinate him.

Or maybe this is her opportunity to give her vagina a rest from all the snatching that The Don puts down on it.

I told ya. Ivanka is going to be the First Lady. Not that she's going to be at the WH but she'll probably stand by his side more since he wants a little hottie for eye candy.

This presidency is thr best!

 

[KingOrfeo]

So who's going to be the White House hostess? That's traditionally the First Lady's job, it's why she gets her own office in the East Wing, which runs the social side of WH business.

 

[Hypoxia]

I told ya. Ivanka is going to be the First Lady. Not that she's going to be at the WH but she'll probably stand by his side more since he wants a little hottie for eye candy.

Then he'll have to depend on DC hookers when he needs WH sex. Or girls imported from Eastern Europe, as is is wont. Or maybe his WH hostess.

So who's going to be the White House hostess?

Why not Sarah Palin? Nah, she's too old for Trompish sex. And she's not quite Stepford Wife enough.

 

[Paul_Chance]

There are always the interns...

 

[phrodeau]

Or Chris Christie.

 

[DooleyDarter]

More than likely Michelle, I really think they are going to have to drag the obama's out of the WH and AF1

 

[Hypoxia]

Or Chris Christie.

Donald to Chris: Pull out all your teeth and grow a beard and I'll date you.

More than likely Michelle, I really think they are going to have to drag the obama's out of the WH and AF1

I think the Obamas have made it quite clear they can't wait to get the hell out of Dodge.

 

[sr71plt]

I think the Obamas have made it quite clear they can't wait to get the hell out of Dodge.

Indubitably. And they'll have done it without the hint of family scandal for eight years. The Evangelicals who voted for Trump but who have been calling the Obamas all sorts of un-Christian names can stick that one up their asses.

 

[dan_c00000]

Or Chris Christie.

He's certainly got a lot more cushion for the pushin'.