How do you define Fart?

[FGB]

Expelling or expulsion of internal gas?

Somebody had to do it...

 

[Pairaclities]

Expelling or expulsion of internal gas?

Somebody had to do it...

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Now known as Canadian for stupidity.
Figures, green party shitbag.
Global whining will never end.

 

[phrodeau]

Expelling or expulsion of internal gas?

Somebody had to do it...

Expelling is a verb or gerund form; expulsion is a noun.

 

[Christobal]

Ummm.... Stinky smell flying out of my ass?

 

[Comshaw]

How do you define Fart?

If it doesn't send you running from the room, qagging all the way or immediately knock you unconscious with it's oderiforus stench it ain't a fart by my family's standards.

True story:
I make a dish called French Market soup. It starts with a 15 bean base to which you add kielbasa, onions, garlic, chili peppers and assorted other spices. It has a rather gaseous effect on me. I made myself a batch of it and had a couple of big bowls full before going to bed. I woke sometime in the early morning hours with my wife yelling profanities and beating me with her pillow.

When I asked what the hell was wrong, I got this answer:

"I rolled over and snuggled up to your back because I was getting cold. You proceeded to fart. Your stinky emission trickled up between my tits and almost gagged me! When I jumped out of bed and stood up, I did gag. The air was thick and green from just above the bed to the ceiling!"

Needless to say, no more French Market soup for me. And that is what a fart should be.


Comshaw

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Cheap beer and chili will do that.
I read it's not healthy to hold your farts in. So stay healthy!

 

[domroger]

If it doesn't send you running from the room, qagging all the way or immediately knock you unconscious with it's oderiforus stench it ain't a fart by my family's standards.

True story:
I make a dish called French Market soup. It starts with a 15 bean base to which you add kielbasa, onions, garlic, chili peppers and assorted other spices. It has a rather gaseous effect on me. I made myself a batch of it and had a couple of big bowls full before going to bed. I woke sometime in the early morning hours with my wife yelling profanities and beating me with her pillow.

When I asked what the hell was wrong, I got this answer:

"I rolled over and snuggled up to your back because I was getting cold. You proceeded to fart. Your stinky emission trickled up between my tits and almost gagged me! When I jumped out of bed and stood up, I did gag. The air was thick and green from just above the bed to the ceiling!"

Needless to say, no more French Market soup for me. And that is what a fart should be.


Comshaw

Six pints of Guiness and a hot curry works best for me ,I can clear a crowded room in 30 seconds .

 

[MonaLittle]

I can see I've missed important discussions this week.

 

[Ms_Ann]

Oh Canada! Politicians in uproar over use of 'fart' in parliament