Cloverfield unleashed upon the USA by DT the President Illegitimate

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DT the President Illegitimate brings disaster to America

Cloverfield unleashed upon the USA by DT the President Illegitimate
Cloverfield Parasites attack American minorities.

(South Korea's version, The Host, was much more interesting.)

For decades, the GOP poisoned the political environment.
DT fed a toxic amount of poison into the system.
Clovrerfield emerged, and grew.

Washington, D.C. is under attack.
Some are pretending that Cloverfield
is not there.
 
Real American Idiot has got banned again .
Persistent shitstain isn't he .
 
I retract that. Somebody replied to him on the General Board. I trust he'll find a home there.
 
How to Survive Cloverfield

Believe that Cloverfied is here.

Do not be persuaded into believing Cloverfield is not here.
Do not join the people that are pretending that it is not.
Do not invest yourself in false assurances.

You may be attacked for being unreasonable,
hysterical, and accused of overreacting.
Do not compromise your well being.
Do not compromise your safety.
Plan ahead.

Provide for your future survival.
Equip yourself with what you need.

Be sure of your location.

Pay attention to reports on Cloverfield's location.

Pay attention to the location of Cloverfield Parasites.

Assist Parasite Control by giving witness testimony.
 
Keith Olbermannn seems to notice Cloverfield.

"Resist!"

Resist pretending that Cloverfield is not here.
 
Cthulhu may be given an invitation,
Nyarlathotep, Nyogtha, Shub-Niggurath,Tsathoggua,Aphoom-Zhah, Dagon,Ghatanothoa, Mother Hydra, Zoth-Ommog may be invited, too.

Welp
 
Those that are to be held responsible for Cloverfield,
are remaining silent on the invitation issued to Cthulhu.

Cloverfield's spawn have been seen to accompany Cloverfield.The victims of Cloverfield's parasites are numbered in the hundreds.Deniers are blaming natural conflicts among human beings.

The followers of Cthulhu have been chanting " ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn," for years.

There are discussions,but no objections about Nyarlathotep, Nyogtha, Shub-Niggurath,Tsathoggua,Aphoom-Zhah, Dagon,Ghatanothoa, Mother Hydra, Zoth-Ommog.
 
The denial of the presence of Cloverfield continues.

Much like the White Queen, from Alice Through the Looking Glass, many are trying to explain the presence Cloverfield, as something their psyche might accept.


"As soon as she had recovered her breath a little, she called out to the White King, who was sitting sulkily among the ashes, `Mind the volcano!'"


'What volcano?' said the King, looking up anxiously into the fire, as if he thought that was the most likely place to find one.

`Blew -- me -- up,' panted the Queen, who was still a little out of breath. `Mind you come up -- the regular way -- don't get blown up!"


A nest of Cloverfield parasites were discovered in the heart of Washington, DC
There are many Cloverfield parasites nesting in Federal government buildings.
Anyone is invited to rent them.

Funds have been provided to give the Cloverfield parasites locations for nests.
A recent sighting of a Cloverfield parasite swarm was witnessed.
Human beings that object too strongly, and batter Cloverfield parasites,
will find themselves detained by the police.

Cloverfield parasites are allowed to buzz and click their mandibles at human beings.
They are allowed to waft their pheromones onto human beings.
A Cloverfield parasite was taken to a Washington DC hospital.
Head carapace damage, with fluid seepage.
 
It is a pitiful sight, to see community leaders make attempts to discuss Cloverfield, without actually mentioning Cloverfield.

Attempts to discuss Cloverfield and communicate their concerns about the presence of Cloverfield in Washington, D.C., concern the restriction of language use, and restriction of expression.

Their very words and phrases exclude the possibility of saying that Cloverfield is here.

The attempted discussion of the presence of Cloverfield spawn in Canada, the UK, Germany, and France, are met with accusations of hysteria.

Cloverfield was seen to be snapping its jaws at American citizens that dared to approach it, to explore what it is.
 
Continuation of Cloverfield parasite aggression toward human beings. Cloverfield parasite cluster was seen to be hissing and using their claws to pull at fabric on the human being's body.
 
Cloverfield parasites continue to invade colleges and universities.
They leave their waste inside the buildings, and mark their territory on the exterior of buildings.

All were sickened by the stench.

Many objected to the lack of defense against the Cloverfield parasites.
 
This week, parents and teachers were alarmed. The Cloverfield parasites invaded class rooms and hallways of schools, and fouled the school buildings.
 
Another week starts off with an objectionable odor.

Cloverfield Parasites have fouled many libraries, across the USA.
 
Cloverfield Parasites have been active, in many parts of the country. Human beings have been injured. This week, they have been particularly aggressive.

The Cloverfield Parasites were disturbed by the removal of formations made by their secretions. The Cloverfield Parasites reacted by displaying violent gestures
with their claws at human beings, and loud clacking of their mandibles.
 
What in the fuck are you blabbering about?

It seems like a digital love child formed between BotanyBoy and 4est, using only Lit's forum as interaction, while they were on a bad acid trip and drunk while snorting coke off of an emu's ass.

This digital spawn is now typing with it's toes and trying to make it Trump-bashing sound almost intelligent.
 
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