Ask a White Man

[Lancecastor]

In this thread, people who are not white men may interact with me in the hope of binding your wound(s).

 

[Fata Morgana]

In this thread, people who are not white men may interact with me in the hope of binding your wound(s).

Does this mean women on their period?

 

[1HF]

Does this mean women on their period?

I don't get those anymore! /smug

 

[Fata Morgana]

I don't get those anymore! /smug

Cunt.

 

[Hypoxia]

Black activist-comedian-vegan Dick Gregory use to have a line in his routine about filling out forms and coming to the line that asks "COLOR?" He'd respond with "off-white" and let them figure out just how far 'off'.

Times have changed. Now we're online. On the Internet, nobody knows you're a poodle. Or a bot. But trolls are pretty obvious.

 

[Saint Peter]

In this thread, people who are not white men may interact with me in the hope of binding your wound(s).

Hello white dude.

Would you be willing to submit your spit for a DNA test to prove to yourself and the world the purity of your whiteness?

https://www.ancestry.com/dna/

 

[Super-Surprise]

In this thread, Ask a White Man.

How often do you Douche? Bro

 

[Lancecastor]

Does this mean women on their period?

I was speaking metaphorically, so yes.

 

[Tattersail]

I am ginger and white and male

Ask anything you want

 

[Lancecastor]

In this thread, people who are not white men may interact with me in the hope of binding your wound(s).

Lit should have a comprehension test as part of the signup process.

 

[Jennifer]

I don't get those anymore! /smug

Isn't it great!

 

[Lancecastor]

I think the pastel slo-mo long haired meadow grrl dandelion seeds in the wind genre was far superior to the blue liquid lab coat librarian grrl genre.

http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/333724/slide_333724_3333280_free.jpg

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Black activist-comedian-vegan Dick Gregory use to have a line in his routine about filling out forms and coming to the line that asks "COLOR?" He'd respond with "off-white" and let them figure out just how far 'off'.

Times have changed. Now we're online. On the Internet, nobody knows you're a poodle. Or a bot. But trolls are pretty obvious.

Don't fool yourself, youre all niggers.

 

[Lancecastor]

Don't fool yourself, youre all niggers.

I guess white is some kind of code word now, but I was thinking more along the lines of the nubile or even semi nubile...hell, nubile-minded...gb grrls lining up in this thread to ask real questions in a respectful way, in order that I might help them adjust (or readjust as applicable) .

 

[NOIRTRASH]

I guess white is some kind of code word now, but I was thinking more along the lines of the nubile or even semi nubile...hell, nubile-minded...gb grrls lining up in this thread to ask real questions in a respectful way, in order that I might help them adjust (or readjust as applicable) .

There are no girls here at LIT.

 

[Lancecastor]

There are no girls here at LIT.

I wasn't speaking chronologically.

Why do you think they hate Dollie so much?

 

[Super-Surprise]

How did it taste Lance?
http://i.imgur.com/bHfhUSN.gif

 

[Elixir_of_Life]

How did it taste Lance?
http://i.imgur.com/bHfhUSN.gif

Oh god it sucks to be that guy

 

[1HF]

I am ginger and white and male

Ask anything you want

You forgot to add 'and an idiot'.

Isn't it great!

It is! I don't miss them at all.

Lance, I don't currently have any wounds but I do have a dilemma. Rose pink nail polish with a little sparkle, or red with white polka dots?

 

[Lancecastor]

Lance, I don't currently have any wounds but I do have a dilemma. Rose pink nail polish with a little sparkle, or red with white polka dots?

Red, with a single polka dot on your left pinkie.

 

[Hard_Rom]

In this thread, people who are not white men may interact with me in the hope of binding your wound(s).

But your not English and from Yorkshire so why should anyone really listen to you. A bit outside your pay grade sort of thing.

 

[Pookie]

I don't get those anymore! /smug

I hope the red polish bleeds into your single white polka dot!

Cunt.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I am ginger and white and male

Ask anything you want

Pip? Get the fuck off my laptop.

 

[smoothg103rd]

The fuck?