who the Fuck would you Nuke first?

[Hypoxia]

To simplify world affairs, pop fairly small 'clean' nukes high over central USA, central Europe, central China, etc. EMP will eliminate modern communications and power-grid infrastructure. Everyone can return to low-tech rugged individualism without bothersome gov't regulation.

 

[Conjugal]

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Wife says, "Honey, that was the new Walmart store. Those Trump protesters are going to extreme measures."

Husband replies, "Just relax and let's enjoy a family breakfast together."

Wife says, "Just relax? The atomic shock wave is going to kill all of us in a few seconds!"

Husband replies, "Maybe we should retreat to the bomb shelter."

Wife says, "What do you mean maybe? Are you a fucking idiot?"

 

[1sickbastard]

Fun for the whole family!

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Get them before they get you!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

To simplify world affairs, pop fairly small 'clean' nukes high over central USA, central Europe, central China, etc. EMP will eliminate modern communications and power-grid infrastructure. Everyone can return to low-tech rugged individualism without bothersome gov't regulation.

Oh goawd YES! The right-wing dream!

Everyone must live in awe of God and live no more than 40+ years...

By Allah's Beard! That will save the planet from the ruination of man!!!

 

[BotanyBoy]

Well, I wouldn't nuke anyone.

I would fight to convert the US to the metric system though.

And I'd break this fucker up too...10 regions or provences that all run themselves. As long as it's constitutional you do whatever you want.

Just like states are now but we would just have 10 instead simplify the government down...streamline the country for 21st century.

And I'd make the Team America theme song the new national anthem.

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FUCK YEA!!!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

THE METRIC SYSTEM!!!


By Buddha's blessed balls, you are an anti-American! A fan of the mediocrity of the masses!

If you cannot do fractions, then you go to common core methodology! You, sir are a fucking Luddite! A HERETIC!!!

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[BotanyBoy]

THE METRIC SYSTEM!!!


By Buddha's blessed balls, you are an anti-American! A fan of the mediocrity of the masses!

If you cannot do fractions, then you go to common core methodology! You, sir are a fucking Luddite! A HERETIC!!!

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Whatever, it's a better system, easier to use and more precise.

The new Anthem is the trade off.

 

[Conager]

To simplify world affairs, pop fairly small 'clean' nukes high over central USA, central Europe, central China, etc. EMP will eliminate modern communications and power-grid infrastructure. Everyone can return to low-tech rugged individualism without bothersome gov't regulation.

That actually is a very good idea. It would amount to Darwinism for Democrats. Very few of them can gather, grow, or shoot their own food.

You wouldn't have to go that far at all anyway; just one good trucker's strike ought to do it.

 

[Hypoxia]

You wouldn't have to go that far at all anyway; just one good trucker's strike ought to do it.

Alas for USA and the first world, my scenario sees low-tech countries empowered. Trucks and tanks and field artillery not loaded with microchips won't be much bothered. Neither will machetes. Most bicycles will still work. And we can always walk.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Alas for USA and the first world, my scenario sees low-tech countries empowered. Trucks and tanks and field artillery not loaded with microchips won't be much bothered. Neither will machetes. Most bicycles will still work. And we can always walk.

Old cars too.

I want to get an old Travelall.

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[hobbit.]

https://up0.xhcdn.com/000/123/220/453_1000.gif

Wife says, "Honey, that was the new Walmart store. Those Trump protesters are going to extreme measures."

Husband replies, "Just relax and let's enjoy a family breakfast together."

Wife says, "Just relax? The atomic shock wave is going to kill all of us in a few seconds!"

Husband replies, "Maybe we should retreat to the bomb shelter."

Wife says, "What do you mean maybe? Are you a fucking idiot?"

husband replies "I must be, I married you"