I just know that you are all going to love this

[DeYaKen]

http://cogink.com/cleese/

I Will say no more.

 

[Hypoxia]

http://cogink.com/cleese/

I Will say no more.

Unfortunately, Cleese did not write this. Google "snopes cleese" for a page of quite humorous variants and rejoinders. (Sorry, I can't embed the URL from my tablet.)

 

[CharlieB4]

Gave me a giggle until I hit the therapist bit. John swears by them.

 

[phrodeau]

If "November 2nd" is meant to be a US presidential election day, it would have to be 2004.