The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXII: Drunk enough that Paul Ryan seems a stand-up fellow

[Stewart_Pidd]

I need a BLT with a side o' sex.

makin' bacon twice bro.

Stew

 

[pointless]

i thought you'd already seen that. oh well, better late than never. i hope you enjoyed aubrey masturbating and the theater scene especially. those were my favorites for very different reasons.

 

[Lancecastor]

One of Melania's childhood friends. Yummy!

http://i2.cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/161014120435-slovenia-petra-3-super-169.jpg

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Too soon?

https://tn.yuki.la/pol/2/61/1478639088612s.jpg

 

[yossi]

i thought you'd already seen that. oh well, better late than never. i hope you enjoyed aubrey masturbating and the theater scene especially. those were my favorites for very different reasons.

The butter! Ahahaha

 

[pointless]

the random girl reaction was the best part.

 

[Disgustipated]

http://i.imgur.com/UgSVZew.gif

That's awesome.

 

[spacekowboy]

Fuck this shit. I'm just gonna start disaster prepping.

 

[HarryHill]

Fuck this shit. I'm just gonna start disaster prepping.

..
Start? lool if it all goes south head for Todd Hoffman's house. I hear hes got a bunker for 200 ppl

 

[spacekowboy]

The Gold Rush dude?

If his bunker building is as half assed as his ideas and gold mining, I'll pass.

Plus I can't hang with a grown man that says the word Frick.

 

[thør]

Fuck this shit. I'm just gonna start disaster prepping.

Price of guns might drop.

 

[spacekowboy]

Price of guns might drop.

This does not displease me.

California, however....

 

[raindancer]

It's Thursday. Where are your thongs?

 

[spacekowboy]

The Cocksucker thread has been wrecked.

At first i was all "How the fuck can you ruin a cocksucker thread?"

Then i clicked on it. Yep, thats how you ruin it.

 

[spacekowboy]

It's Thursday. Where are your thongs?

They are protesting. #thongexit

 

[HarryHill]

This does not displease me.

California, however....

..
SoCal Big Bear

 

[Lancecastor]

MOSCOW, Nov 10 (Reuters) - The Russian government was in touch with members of President-elect Donald Trump’s political team during the U.S. election campaign and knows most of his entourage, one of Russia’s most senior diplomats told the Interfax news agency on Thursday.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry...in-touch-election_us_582475f5e4b0d9ce6fc0e5f4

 

[QueenLevitra]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry...in-touch-election_us_582475f5e4b0d9ce6fc0e5f4

So glad you are disinclined to just watch.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

If you ever get in to a argument and your girl starts boiling water, I suggest you exit the AO double time!!!

http://deadspin.com/fiu-tight-end-o...ource=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[raindancer]

I need new lingerie badly. Even my thongs are old.

 

[Bacigalupo]

https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14963403_792583250881709_394108738351498543_n.jpg?oh=312421c56be8de1b705dcebb94a5eada&oe=58C4A0FA

 

[neci]

I need new lingerie badly. Even my thongs are old.

me too.

 

[Amy_K]

Old thongs are bad, but so are old bras.

 

[raindancer]

Yes and yes. I'm old.