The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXII: Drunk enough that Paul Ryan seems a stand-up fellow

[Stewart_Pidd]

When "fatfucksunite" likes your selfies on Instagram, the day starts off shaky.

AJ follows you on Instagram bro?

Stew

 

[Disgustipated]

Is the hot sign on 24/7?

https://kkd-hlapp.s3.amazonaws.com/hlsign.png

No, it's in a gotdamn strip mall.

When "fatfucksunite" likes your selfies on Instagram, the day starts off shaky.

AJ follows you on Instagram bro?

Stew

*teaspew*

it's two minutes to midnight bro.

Stew

https://images.rapgenius.com/acfe3f3deca370ce720517b87e37bb1a.640x640x1.jpg

I've been listening to at least one Iron Maiden joint every morning lately.

 

[raindancer]

Fo' shame. AJ would never waste time on the likes of me, bro.

 

[Disgustipated]

Fo' shame. AJ would never waste time on the likes of me, bro.

Female?

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Fo' shame. AJ would never waste time on the likes of me, bro.

I have some time bro.

Stew

 

[raindancer]

Hangs head in shame...yes, female.

 

[Pookie]

No, it's in a gotdamn strip mall.

I can get to a factory store within 30 minutes. It's much better than a Waffle House run.

The fuckers right off the conveyor just melt in your mouth.

http://ncpedia.org/sites/default/files/krispykreme.jpg

 

[raindancer]

I have some time bro.

Stew

Do you have a bubblebutt, bro? *leers*

 

[Pookie]

Hangs head in shame...yes, female.

Females make bad bros for AJ, bro. We can be bros though.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

I've been listening to at least one Iron Maiden joint every morning lately.

they are peppered through my work playlist bro.

Stew

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Do you have a bubblebutt, bro? *leers*

is your name Peggy bro?

Stew

 

[Disgustipated]

I can get to a factory store within 30 minutes. It's much better than a Waffle House run.

The fuckers right off the conveyor just melt in your mouth.

http://ncpedia.org/sites/default/files/krispykreme.jpg

Jelly for donuts.

Females make bad bros for AJ, bro. We can be bros though.

Bros before hos, yo.

 

[raindancer]

Pookie! Do you have a bubblebutt, sista-bro? *leers*

 

[raindancer]

is your name Peggy bro?

Stew

Susan!

 

[Pookie]

Pookie! Do you have a bubblebutt, sista-bro? *leers*

No. I make a bad sista.

 

[Pookie]

<--- Twerks like Miley.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Susan!

so no pegging bro?

Stew

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

<--- Twerks like Billy Ray

fyp bro.

Stew

 

[Pookie]

fyp bro.

Stew

Truth bro cuz!

 

[ToysNus]

<<<<< Rick (hubby) here

Emerson40

Me horny, and I want to fuck you in your luscious butt.

Please pm me.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

<<<<< Rick (hubby) here

Emerson40

Me horny, and I want to fuck you in your luscious butt.

Please pm me.

hi Rick, I'm Stew.

forget Emerson. show me a pic of your wife. if she's hot, she and I can cuck you bro.

Stew

 

[raindancer]

Cuck! Weeeee!

 

[Disgustipated]

hi Rick, I'm Stew.

forget Emerson. show me a pic of your wife. if she's hot, she and I can cuck you bro.

Stew

So you're saying its a Q-#### alt. Gotcha.

 

[Pookie]

So you're saying its a Q-#### alt. Gotcha.

He was likely trying to do a LIVINRFANTASIES alt. Branch out into sex, as it were. He should stick with what he knows.

 

[juttjaw]

He was likely trying to do a LIVINRFANTASIES alt. Branch out into sex, as it were. He should stick with what he knows.

Thanks for the PTSD.

I can never unsee those images.