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The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXII: Drunk enough that Paul Ryan seems a stand-up fellow

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girlsmiley said:
Zumi, I swear I have seen The Force Awakens...probably about 25 times now. I'm not even joking LOL. I love it. I have Star Wars t-shirts and a little stormtrooper fan. I have a Star Wars colouring book and a Star Wars loofah. :D

Looking forward to the next one. :)
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You have a COLOURING BOOK? You're dead to me now.

Cunt.
 
girlsmiley said:
Zumi, I swear I have seen The Force Awakens...probably about 25 times now. I'm not even joking LOL. I love it. I have Star Wars t-shirts and a little stormtrooper fan. I have a Star Wars colouring book and a Star Wars loofah. :D

Looking forward to the next one. :)
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Yeah, I put on Force Awakens every drunken night when I need to get through shit without thinking with a pizza and I might do it again tonight. :D

Fata Morgana said:
You have a COLOURING BOOK? You're dead to me now.

Cunt.
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Hey, don't be dissing the coloring/colouring books. :D

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Trump will make Laurel more money than ever.

Conservative men and women will now feel more comfortable bringing their secret desires to the Lit, thanks to the Groper in Chief.
 
IrezumiKiss said:
Welp, all y'all who really wanted this, y'all got it.

Thems the rules. There's winners and there's losers. He won. :D I'll deal. You got the next four years, fair and square. Roll with it. Celebrate and cherish it. The last eight with my boy, I'm gonna keep that in my heart. This next is yours. I sincerely hope Trump delivers everything you wanted him to do and carries this country forward in the best way. Everything that's gonna come, good and bad, it's all on y'all who wanted this.

For me personally, I am not acknowledging Trump as a president or person, at all. He does not represent me, he does not represent my country. This is beyond merely not liking a candidate, I fundamentally reject what he is and represents, period.

Now go grab all the pussies you can. Gonna be a bumpy ride.
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they own the mess bro.

Stew
 
Pretty sure we elected the Biff from Back to the Future ll.

Soon, we'll all have a burning car body on every block.
 




I firmly believe that anybody who wants the job of President of The United States should be automatically disqualified as certifiably insane. Anybody who wants a job that requires tolerating 300,000,000 job seekers, whingers, yokels, grifters, lobbyists, Dan Schorr-wannabes, Bob Woodward-wannabes, and 299,999,999 Monday morning quarterbacks is nutty as a fruitcake.

I particularly distrust anybody who's wanted the job since they were twelve (or nine or ten or eight or thirteen)- that fact alone reveals an overriding desire for power. While it is perfectly okay and semi-normal for a juvenile or an adolescent to think they might one day become President, a person who makes it their life's goal at that age is not to be trusted for the simple reason that they haven't the foggiest idea in hell what it's all about; they have merely fixated upon an individual they perceive as autonomous and omnipotent. This country went off the deep end the day it became possible to make a living as a professional politician.

Mencken's suggested solution is elegant, efficient, practicable and has the added benefit of being a billion times less expensive (and, god knows, quieter) than the current circus of buffoonery: choose the first 535 names out of the telephone book as Representatives and Senators. The 536th name would be forced to be your President. Mencken maintained (and I agree) that we'd end up in precisely the same place we are now.





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It is days like today when I am extremely grateful and pat myself on the back for never getting a Facebook account.
 
Did you guys know about hash?

Dude, it's a dude!

Emerson40 said:
You should know.




Wow. Just wow.

Apparently, someone is quite the dirty bird, and not as conservative as he'd like us all to believe.


:rolleyes: :eek:


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www.melbourne.craigslist.com.au/search/cas?sort=date&query=t4m

Oh my. :eek:





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trysail said:




I firmly believe that anybody who wants the job of President of The United States should be automatically disqualified as certifiably insane. Anybody who wants a job that requires tolerating 300,000,000 job seekers, whingers, yokels, grifters, lobbyists, Dan Schorr-wannabes, Bob Woodward-wannabes, and 299,999,999 Monday morning quarterbacks is nutty as a fruitcake.

I particularly distrust anybody who's wanted the job since they were twelve (or nine or ten or eight or thirteen)- that fact alone reveals an overriding desire for power. While it is perfectly okay and semi-normal for a juvenile or an adolescent to think they might one day become President, a person who makes it their life's goal at that age is not to be trusted for the simple reason that they haven't the foggiest idea in hell what it's all about; they have merely fixated upon an individual they perceive as autonomous and omnipotent. This country went off the deep end the day it became possible to make a living as a professional politician.

Mencken's suggested solution is elegant, efficient, practicable and has the added benefit of being a billion times less expensive (and, god knows, quieter) than the current circus of buffoonery: choose the first 535 names out of the telephone book as Representatives and Senators. The 536th name would be forced to be your President. Mencken maintained (and I agree) that we'd end up in precisely the same place we are now.





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Deal.

But I get to choose which phone book.

In all seriousness though that is a workable model. You start at the local level and all of your locals are elected in exactly that way that then leads to those electors selecting your state legislature who then goes on to elect their Senators. Which isn't that far off from how it originally was; senators were not elected at-large.

We Trust such a system for jury pools so why the hell wouldn't that work for political decisions as well?
 
VaticanAssassin said:
Emerson made that. Ask him. He avoided your question in that thread but I don't think he will lie.
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I did ask. I asked him if it was for real and he said

"The link was, when sent to me. That's the screenshot from the posting.

I think hashy may have pulled it, when it came to light. He was absent from the boards here for a bit, after it was posted."
 
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