RobDownSouth
No Kings
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Sweetie, I've seen your hips. You're simply not big enough to play right cunt.
I picture you as more of a slotback or fulltwat.
#EschewingTheUsualTightEndAndOrWideReceiverCliches
Sweetie, I've seen your hips. You're simply not big enough to play right cunt.
I picture you as more of a slotback or fulltwat.
#EschewingTheUsualTightEndAndOrWideReceiverCliches
jezzilee
*cun~tastro~phe*
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I'm a Packers Fan!
Debbie
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I feel bad now. Your chastisement has caused me to become remorseful and I promise to endeavour to behave better in the future.
Love to all.
signed
Cuntess Bitchula
(THERE WOULD BE MORE EMOTICONS BUT LAUREL AND MANU ARE INFRINGING ON MY RIGHTS TO POST AS MANY EMOTICONS AS I WANT)
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Love to all.
signed
Cuntess Bitchula
(THERE WOULD BE MORE EMOTICONS BUT LAUREL AND MANU ARE INFRINGING ON MY RIGHTS TO POST AS MANY EMOTICONS AS I WANT)
<insert faux angry face emoticon>
<insert grinning/joking face emoticon>
jezzilee
*cun~tastro~phe*
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I do not know what a slotback is I can guess at fulltwat! I learned long ago, back in my ever so innocent days, not to google image things I did not know what they mean (do NOT, if you do not want to scrub your eyes with bleach, google image goatse)
akatrex
Literotica Guru
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More like Dick_Chump_Change!
hashtag45
badass 2nd rate Litizen
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Aah, that explains a lot of things.
Wordly advice:
Girls, stop coming to the rescue of those whom you cyberfvck, especially when they're being beaten up and abused by another female poster.
It emasculates them even further.
Emerson40
An evening spent dancing
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Aah, that explains a lot of things.
My Asperger disorder is fighting with my Histrionic disorders inside my head.
You'All may find me a bit more pugnacious and socially vnaware than vsval. It is jvst cavse less of yov are paying attention to me.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/f143029a97cb8eef2255b88c81c83bac/tumblr_ofb7ndL4RD1qdvatvo1_500.jpg
Misshotndeep
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Don't feed the beast. It just makes it want more. Bad boy!
hashtag45
badass 2nd rate Litizen
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Hey MissHottie.
You wouldn't want to feed the creep. It only gets a boner and starts stalking posters if he thinks they're female impersonators.
And since you've often been accused of the same thing that I was, you wouldn't want to come into his visor.
*chuckle*
Christobal
Mostly I'm comfortable
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Some folks can not understand complete satire, Ever watch Saturday Night Live?
Wild_Honey_66
sweet freak
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Did you see A Gumby Christmas with Donnie and Marie singing I'll Have a Blue Christmas Without You and then making out? Donnie and Marie making out!
Oh god, so funny.
Hey, Ricky!
Debbie
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Not the precious. Sneaky little debbiesss. Wicked, tricksy, false! Sméagol wants to see ... no we mustn't say.
Debbie
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Not the precious. Sneaky little debbiesss. Wicked, tricksy, false! Sméagol wants to see ... no we mustn't say.
You know you want to say it. I dare you. I DO have the precious and I am going to put it where you will never find it.
Passive aggressive bitchy loin cloth wearing scraggly slimy stinky foul creature that once was a hobbit. Ha. That will fix you.
Saint Peter
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Where did you put the precious?
Debbie
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mLa2123000195
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No You Don't
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Saint Peter
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4est_4est_Gump
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Saint Peter
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Bookishleigh
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In my head now I am singing, "I still haven found what I'm looking for...."
Hashfag45
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Don't forget stupid paki from a 3rd world, you 3rd world stupid paki.
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jezzilee
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...and here comes my bitch face.
NEVER ASSUME, you fucking idiot, that you know who I cyberfuck.
1. I DO NOT cyberfuck.
2. My ass is in my profile you fucking ignorant twat.
Go get laid. You REALLY need to.
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Bookishleigh
Guest
I love Hashtag's attempts to slut shame all while trying to get a dig in at someone she keeps a penis pic of. The moral high ground she attempts to portray is completely undermined by (1) no one takes her seriously (for those few who do not have her on ignore) and (2) it is a site founded on *gasp* sex.
Her cronies she thinks so highly of meanwhile send PMS soliciting conversation to anything remotely female (except Hash) which gives her the false illusion they WANT to be as sexless as her.
P.S. - Tell the Canadian I said hello once he wakes up. Perhaps you two can log into Lit as you sit next to each other and "cyberfvck."
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