"Married and bored or lonely and single..."

[GimpyIntellect]

I was flipping through the channels last night and happened to come across an old standup performance by Chris Rock.

You're either married at home and wanting to kill your spouse, or single and wanting to kill yourself.

Which is worse?

 

[yossi]

The grass is always greener.

I enjoy being single, and I can't say I've ever wanted to kill myself because of it.

 

[spacekowboy]

I'll get back to you when someone is fool enough to marry me.

 

[raindancer]

I've been both. Neither is fun.

 

[RoryN]

I enjoy being single, and I can't say I've ever wanted to kill myself because of it.

This.

 

[Saint Peter]

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[Stewart_Pidd]

I've been both. Neither is fun.

it's good to have a red flag system. if any of those red flags are tipped, that's when you leave. makes the early part of a relationship hassle free bro.

Stew

 

[Firedog78]

I've been pretty unhappy with my spouse, never wanted to kill her.

Now "bored", that's a different story.

 

[Wings]

Even when I hated my (first) husband I was never bored. When I was single I loved it and never wanted to kill myself.

So. It's all a lie.

 

[Saint Peter]

Look!

Cat Ladies!!

 

[pollynova]

Look!

Cat Ladies!!

I'm single and don't even have a cat.

 

[Adre]

I'm married and content.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Even when I hated my (first) husband I was never bored. When I was single I loved it and never wanted to kill myself.

So. It's all a lie.

the cake is a lie bro.

Stew

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/034/053/The_cake_is_a_lie.jpg

 

[Saint Peter]

I gave the last cake a house and a nice truck.

 

[hashtag45]

Being in a relationship is always better. Some degree of social support is always good.
But not when they get fed up with you or start getting distant.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

The only time I was ever lonely single was when I was a teenager.

But I was sporadically suicidal and homicidal in both my marriages. I fully understand those crime scenes where everyone in the house is dead and nobody came in from outside.

 

[Disgustipated]

I was flipping through the channels last night and happened to come across an old standup performance by Chris Rock.

You're either married at home and wanting to kill your spouse, or single and wanting to kill yourself.

Which is worse?

He also said that men are only as loyal as their options.

Being in a relationship is always better. Some degree of social support is always good.
But not when they get fed up with you or start getting distant.

Sadly not surprising.

 

[hashtag45]

Sadly not surprising.

Well that's life, and I've been on both the receiving and on the giving end.

Want me to act like I'm some sort of femme fatale and say that I was never dumped or so on? That would be absolutely ridiculous.

 

[Disgustipated]

Well that's life, and I've been on both the receiving and on the giving end.

Want me to act like I'm some sort of femme fatale and say that I was never dumped or so on? That would be absolutely ridiculous.

That's nice.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

blah blah blah fucking blah

no wonder bro.

Stew

 

[Emerson40]

Being in a relationship is always better. Some degree of social support is always good.
But not when they get fed up with you or start getting distant.

Well this certainly sheds some light on some of hashy's bunny-boiler antics, and whackadoodle behavior and obsession with a certain pister's wife and kids.


I hope that one day, he finds his Prince Sharpie.


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[hashtag45]

no wonder bro.

Stew

Nope. You ain't perceptive. At all.
Do you think that A lot of us act IRL in the crazy or stupid manner that we act here on a porn board?
This online world is wishful thinking and fantasy and entertainment and ain't real, hun, and in fact I'm pretty lineant and easy going IRL. Shocker, isn't it? Or maybe I'm deluded.

My hunch is that they got fed up with doing all the organising for me (I'm pretty disorganised in my private life like that) and that I got fat so the grass was greener on the other side.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

*even more relentless blathering*

you are a walking red flag bro.

Stew

 

[hashtag45]

you are a walking red flag bro.
Stew

You too, pookie.

 

[Emerson40]

Flags bro.

Plural. Like the front of the UN.