My gaydar doesn't work on women

[Ms_Ann]

Apparently.

 

[Pairaclities]

Apparently.

Sucks to be you then.

 

[Ms_Ann]

Sucks to be you then.

Sometimes.

 

[underguy1]

So Botany Boy is gay?

 

[Ms_Ann]

So Botany Boy is gay?

It is my theory that everyone is only a half a bottle of tequila from being gay.

 

[underguy1]

It is my theory that everyone is only a half a bottle of tequila from being gay.

So you're drinking tequila, BB?

 

[Ms_Ann]

So you're drinking tequila, BB?

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[underguy1]

Peasant.

 

[Ms_Ann]

Peasant.

Tourette's?

 

[Hard_Rom]

It is my theory that everyone is only a half a bottle of tequila from being gay.

I hate tookillya! My youngest brother is gay and does not drink tequila. Second brother drank tequila which gave credence to my theory that everyone is half a bottle of tequila from being a complete fucking asshole.

When ever my buddies drank tequila I would hang with the girls until I invariably had to drive one to ER for some stupid reason or another.

 

[Ms_Ann]

I hate tookillya! My youngest brother is gay and does not drink tequila. Second brother drank tequila which gave credence to my theory that everyone is half a bottle of tequila from being a complete fucking asshole.

When ever my buddies drank tequila I would hang with the girls until I invariably had to drive one to ER for some stupid reason or another.

Tequlia is the Marshall stack of emotional amplifiers.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Tequila is the plummeting elevator of sensibility.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

It is my theory that everyone is only a half a bottle of tequila from being gay.

And youre fulla shit.

 

[yossi]

Tequila drunk is the best kind of drunk.

 

[Hard_Rom]

The girl's who served at my local would get together and toss back tequila. I would buy them a round of Jager and next day be chided for it.

"I don't remember anything after that Jager you bought us."

Like the half dozen shots of tookillya had zero effect on them. T'underin' Jees b'y.

 

[Ms_Ann]

And youre fulla shit.

I'm sensing great denial in this one.

 

[Hypoxia]

Teqila, feh. It's a grubby little town outside Guadalajara. Sucks in tourists but it's about as romantic as Cleveland. No, head south into Oaxaca, to Mitla, the mezcal capitol of the universe (the metal banner over the Pan-American Highway says so.) In wine country are wine-tasting rooms. In Mitla are mezcal tasting rooms, zillions of them, a free drunk just a stumble away. Don't buy little wooden barrels; they leak.

Then there was the time I was in a mezcal bar in Michoacan with a Free Baptist bishop and he ordained me. But that's another story.

 

[Ms_Ann]

So...anyway...I went out to eat last night, at a nice place, and every single waiter in the place was flaming gay. Except the women, and I realized I couldn't tell if they were or not. Hadn't really thought about it before. My waiter looked 19-25, goofy haircut, but really good at his job. After a bottle of wine, I tipped him 30 on a 120 tab and went off into the night.

 

[Hard_Rom]

With the funny haircuts on young guys these day there is no telling. Shaved chests and genitals all around. Full beards are in straight or gay. Metrosexual is in (Whatever that means). Your fashion sense is probably way out of date not your 'gaydar'.

My brother is gay. He works downtown in an office and is usually clean cut and well dressed but so are all the desk drivers downtown. Most of his buddies are gay and not one of them is close to being flaming.

Update your millennial fashion guide.

 

[BotanyBoy]

So Botany Boy is gay?

No, I'm asexual, it's different.

 

[Ms_Ann]

With the funny haircuts on young guys these day there is no telling. Shaved chests and genitals all around. Full beards are in straight or gay. Metrosexual is in (Whatever that means). Your fashion sense is probably way out of date not your 'gaydar'.

My brother is gay. He works downtown in an office and is usually clean cut and well dressed but so are all the desk drivers downtown. Most of his buddies are gay and not one of them is close to being flaming.

Update your millennial fashion guide.

It's the mannerisms, not the haircut, tho the haircut was amusing, oh, and the pink-hued aura helps.

 

[Ms_Ann]

No, I'm asexual, it's different.

Is that the same as a sexual? The airgap makes a huge difference.

 

[Darbhinder]

Apparently.

It's true, gay men can recognize other gay men much easier than they can a lesbian. Ask a female for her views on the subject.

 

[Hard_Rom]

I saw a clip were Stephen Fry was interviewing an Iranian official with real homophobic views. He pointed out to the guy how his effeminate mannerisms would have him tagged as gay in the west. Look on the guys face was priceless! LOL

My brother and his buddies don't like 'butch' lesbians. Shows they are still masculine when it comes to women threatening their masculinity.

You hear of tendency for homosexual men to have public sex in washrooms. That is because all men are pigs. Not many straight guys would say no to some hottie having sex in a washroom. Same for gay guys. Just easier for them. It is a men's room after all.

All men are pigs.
Some are clean, smart and domesticated Vietnamese pot bellies.
And some are boars.
Still pigs.

 

[Ms_Ann]

Butch lesbians like Portia DE Rossi?