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Fala

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I just saw this on MSNBC.....As you all know; the big, last Presidential debate is happening tonight in Las Vegas.

Apparently, Trump has a big swanky hotel there in Las Vegas. Remember his declarations that the USA should build a huge wall between the USA and Mexico;and promised that he'd make Mexico pay for it?

Well, it was just reported that a multitude of Hispanics have built a wall of TACO TRUCKS around the Trump hotel.

LOL...well, at least they'll eat well. bwahahahahaha
 
Well, I went to take a nap after this titillating story hit and didn't see anything else on it later.

Was there any more news on it? Or was it just an "in there then outta there" type story.

I would have loved to hear that food trucks featuring cuisine from AROUND THE WORLD would have been part of it!

;)
 
Madonna is offering a blow job to anyone who votes for Hillary.
 
Fala said:
Well, I hardly think she'll outlast the long line. At least they won't taste like sour grapes. :)
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350 million population

70% turn out

35% vote for Hillary

roughly 85 million

43 million men

About 2,400+ years at .5 hours for long slow blowjob

Only half unmarried, 1200 years

Looks damn good for 58 but better hope to one of the first few thousand in line
 
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Hard_Rom said:
350 million population

70% turn out

35% vote for Hillary

roughly 85 million

43 million men

About 2,400+ years at .5 hours for long slow blowjob

Only half unmarried, 1200 years

Looks damn good for 58 but better hope to one of the first few thousand in line
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When my eyes un-cross and I am able to understand your last post, I will certainly respond to it.

I'm sorry, there should really be an emoji for this. :confused:....a better one than this. :)

Hard Rom, you're cool. like you lots but don't always understand you. :)
 
Hard_Rom said:
350 million population

70% turn out

35% vote for Hillary

roughly 85 million

43 million men

About 2,400+ years at .5 hours for long slow blowjob

Only half unmarried, 1200 years

Looks damn good for 58 but better hope to one of the first few thousand in line
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Won't be that bad. Usual turnout for presidential elections is usually in the fifty percent range. I can't imagine her spending half an hour on each person. 1) She didn't promise long slow jobs, 2) She doesn't have much of an attention span. If the guy isn't done in less than five minutes, she will move on. She didn't make any promises to complete the job. So it will probably be about a minute per person.

Edited because of additional information: Upon further reading I see she did promise to take her time. Still a half hour seems awfully lengthy.
 
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sharingfantasies said:
Won't be that bad. Usual turnout for presidential elections is usually in the fifty percent range. I can't imagine her spending half an hour on each person. 1) She didn't promise long slow jobs, 2) She doesn't have much of an attention span. If the guy isn't done in less than five minutes, she will move on. She didn't make any promises to complete the job. So it will probably be about a minute per person.
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Darlin', you should be in politics or journalism. :)


That you could actually break down how many blow-jobs it would take....wow...it blows my mind...er

:D
 
Fala said:
Darlin', you should be in politics or journalism. :)


That you could actually break down how many blow-jobs it would take....wow...it blows my mind...er

:D
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Oh, I didn't do that. I merely pointed out that Hard_Rom's statistics needed a little tweaking. He did all the math. :)
 
sharingfantasies said:
Oh, I didn't do that. I merely pointed out that Hard_Rom's statistics needed a little tweaking. He did all the math. :)
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Ah, I was never good with Math. Good on ya, doll! :)

However, I'm frantically now searching for a coach/masseur for Madonna!
 
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sharingfantasies said:
Won't be that bad. Usual turnout for presidential elections is usually in the fifty percent range. I can't imagine her spending half an hour on each person. 1) She didn't promise long slow jobs, 2) She doesn't have much of an attention span. If the guy isn't done in less than five minutes, she will move on. She didn't make any promises to complete the job. So it will probably be about a minute per person.

Edited because of additional information: Upon further reading I see she did promise to take her time. Still a half hour seems awfully lengthy.
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“If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blow job,” she said to cheers from the audience. “And I’m good. I’m not a tool. I take my time.”


She did say she takes her time. But yes many would not last a half an hour and again your right she did not promise to completion.

Even at 50% election turnout still the longest blowbang in history. How about we lower the numbers to 300 years?
 
Hard_Rom said:
“If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blow job,” she said to cheers from the audience. “And I’m good. I’m not a tool. I take my time.”


She did say she takes her time. But yes many would not last a half an hour and again your right she did not promise to completion.

Even at 50% election turnout still the longest blowbang in history. How about we lower the numbers to 300 years?
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LOL, Hard Rom....you crack me up. Don't waste your money on the bus ticket.

:D
 
Fala said:
LOL, Hard Rom....you crack me up. Don't waste your money on the bus ticket.

:D
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I'm not eligible for a Madonna BJ. :( Not a US voter. :)

Would it be voter fraud if I said I was from Wisconsin? This is all probably highly illegal, attempting to bribe voters with sexual favours. Actually an ice cold beer would probably serve as well and get the married men's vote.
 
Hard_Rom said:
I'm not eligible for a Madonna BJ. :( Not a US voter. :)

Would it be voter fraud if I said I was from Wisconsin? This is all probably highly illegal, attempting to bribe voters with sexual favours. Actually an ice cold beer would probably serve as well and get the married men's vote.
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Sweetie, if you scored a blow-job from Madonna, I would vote for YOU! LOL

I'll hand out the ice-cold beers! Yay for Democracy!
 
Fala said:
I just saw this on MSNBC.....As you all know; the big, last Presidential debate is happening tonight in Las Vegas.

Apparently, Trump has a big swanky hotel there in Las Vegas. Remember his declarations that the USA should build a huge wall between the USA and Mexico;and promised that he'd make Mexico pay for it?

Well, it was just reported that a multitude of Hispanics have built a wall of TACO TRUCKS around the Trump hotel.

LOL...well, at least they'll eat well. bwahahahahaha
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They want the advertisement when he orders his taco salad from their truck...

:shrug:
 
The Tromp campaign needs Ivanka offering BJs to guys with college degrees willing to vote for daddy. She might get a half-dozen or so. Of course, they might be lying. Like daddy does.
 
Fala said:
Holy crap? Is this for real?
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A grill never works for anybody. Some of the rappers look scarier than Pinhead. If she wore the grill while sucking Hillary voter cock, no one would be able to finish.
 
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