Debates Part 3: Let's get this shit over with

[Phelia]

Just got my absentee ballot. I'm going to fill it out now so I get a little electoral high before the "debate" (why do we even maintain the farce of calling it that? If we want to pretend it's anything other than a talking-point-stravaganza let's at least call it something fun, like a "poetry slam") sends me into a depressive tailspin.

 

[Killswitch1]

Yay!!! I was hoping youd start a fun debate thread.

 

[Phelia]

Prediction: Mark Cuban is going to win.

 

[Aphro]

I'm really only interested in the SNL parody, personally.

 

[Emerson40]

http://67.media.tumblr.com/8aa07eee0a3be97e5d7b96f439b2a406/tumblr_of9lekAaRN1qjnhqgo1_1280.jpg

 

[Suz_anne]

I love that Chris Wallace is telling those m'fers in the crowd to STFU already.

 

[Killswitch1]

I just hope Trump doesn't embarrass this country tonite.

 

[Phelia]

Yay!!! I was hoping youd start a fun debate thread.

Thanks, KS. Laurel actually sent me an advance copy of the debates so I could brainstorm really good posts ahead of time, so you are all in for a TREAT.

I'm really only interested in the SNL parody, personally.

We can only hope Donald says "China" a zillion times again. I'm so glad they swapped in Alec Baldwin. It's no Tina Fey as Sarah Palin, but then, nothing ever will be again. That was the crowning achievement of mankind.

 

[Suz_anne]

Chris has got this debate in hand - everyone is so well behaved, it is kind of scary.

Of course, it is only 18 minutes in.

 

[Phelia]

I hope he accuses Hillary of being on drugs. That would be fun.

But they're still talking about the issues...this is weird.

 

[Killswitch1]

We need to keep the drugs out of our country.....sniffffff!

 

[Suz_anne]

Awwwww, there are the coke sniffles. I missed them.

 

[Phelia]

Chris has got this debate in hand - everyone is so well behaved, it is kind of scary.

Of course, it is only 18 minutes in.

Lester Holt is one of the talking heads on the NBC stream I'm watching. I wish they were running his interior monologue on a chyron.

 

[MankoZ28]

We need to keep the drugs out of our country.....sniffffff!

She should pull a handkerchief out of her purse and wipe Trumps nose like a good Grandmother would. Then give him a peppermint.

 

[Killswitch1]

She should pull a handkerchief out of her purse and wipe Trumps nose like a good Grandmother would. Then give him a peppermint.

That would be awesome.

 

[Killswitch1]

Big league.

Check.

Ohhhh double big league.

lol

 

[Suz_anne]

He talks about her pivoting off topics... hello pot, this is the kettle.

 

[Phelia]

You're The Puppet

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

Now we're getting interesting.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Got the "bigly" bingo square!!!

 

[Phelia]

Title case? I yell-typed that in all caps! Is that not allowed anymore? CENSORSHIP! Ack oops I mean censorship.

 

[Killswitch1]

He's holding his own again which will confuse the electorate and all the house members and nothing will change.

Hillary is strong as well.

 

[neci]

my monitor froze up right as trump started denying having ties with putin.

back up and going! yay for free live streaming!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Ha! Cheetos King is off his fucking rails now.

 

[neci]

he is talking about nato, not the economy. this is the US economy! not japan or germany!