where are the assholes

[techiedude71]

I can't even fathom cuckolding. Makes no sense to me. Go fuck and enjoy but don't expect me to watch and enjoy. I'd just want to beat the fuck out of him while she watches.. haha..

Maybe that's just me though.

 

[NoJo]

I totally get this. The good news is, he's there to please you, so tell him what you like!

Tell him, 'Baby, when we get home tonight, I want you to fuck me like you HATE me. Got it?' Or whatever works.

I'm starting to hate you a little myself right now.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Lolol

Don't tempt me again. I got into such trouble with that in school.

I'm not tempting you, I'm telling you.

Balls or GTFO.

 

[NoJo]

I'm not tempting you, I'm telling you.

Balls or GTFO.

I swap you two balls for one pussy. I think that's the going rate.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I think this is pretty common. It's the same for me. Yeah, you don't want some prick who bangs your best friend (without your permission) and treats you like dirt (in a nonsexual/nonconsentual way) but you don't want some guy treating you like a glass doll either. I like/want/need to be challenged. I don't want to have a yes-man or someone I would see as weak (whether in public or not).

You want a take charge guy. Not a dom but not too far off either. They are out there. May I suggest blue-collar, works manual labor type guy? I work with 300 or so of these guys. Assholes but would destroy someone with their bare hands if they fucked with you.

Happy hunting!

Perhaps what she is wanting is the male equivalent of a 'brat'?

 

[NoJo]

Women, in my experience, are pretty simple in their needs. They want a dominant guy they can boss around, who's sweet and kind and treats them rough. They have to have brains and be thick as shit.

 

[Eva_Star]

I can't even fathom cuckolding. Makes no sense to me. Go fuck and enjoy but don't expect me to watch and enjoy. I'd just want to beat the fuck out of him while she watches.. haha..

Maybe that's just me though.

Probably weird of me but I found this to be so sexy. haha!

Not just you. I know a lot of guys who feel the same...pretty much every guy I've been with.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I swap you two balls for one pussy. I think that's the going rate.

Unless you are currently down on your knees with your balls on a silver platter, I'm not interested.

I'm starting to hate you a little myself right now.

I think I hate you, too.

 

[NoJo]

Unless you are currently down on your knees with your balls on a silver platter, I'm not interested.



I think I hate you, too.

You think I have a silver platter? Yes I keep it with my Chinese porcelain tea-set and lace fucking doilies. I live on my own. I have a cup, and a plate.


It's a hate/hate relationship. That'll work.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

You think I have a silver platter? Yes I keep it with my Chinese porcelain tea-set and lace fucking doilies. I live on my own. I have a cup, and a plate.


It's a hate/hate relationship. That'll work.

Perfect.

Now put your balls on the saucer (I'm sure they'll fit ), and bring me a cuppa.

None of that builder's tea shit, either. I want the good stuff.

Chop chop!

 

[NoJo]

Perfect.

Now put your balls on the saucer (I'm sure they'll fit ), and bring me a cuppa.

None of that builder's tea shit, either. I want the good stuff.

Chop chop!

Sorry all I got from that was "balls" and "Chop Chop". I didn't really pay attention to the other words

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Sorry all I got from that was "balls" and "Chop Chop". I didn't really pay attention to the other words

Not paying attention? Five demerits!

Get to my room and stay there.

 

[NoJo]

Not paying attention? Five demerits!

Get to my room and stay there.

"Joe knelt on the floor. He'd given up struggling against the ropes. All he could do was wait for the staccato tap tap tap of Ms TwiddlePussy's footsteps. would she use the metal or the wooden ruler this time...?"

 

[cliteatingman]

I am not an asshole but I play one in rp!

in my later years, ive come to fid out that im really attracted to assholes. is that weird?

I have a pretty dom personality. I say inappropriate shit, im not shy in my extracurricular activities. if I wanna drink, I do it. do drugs, I do it. fuck, I do it.

but im a dom that doesnt like polite or sub men.

I like a guy to curse, say inappropriate shit. grab my ass for no reason. just being a dick

whats weird is that I am a strong woman, and I like a guy to respect that.thats the kind of guy I could date, but most respectful guys cant take a shot, roll a joint, or give me the raw, angry, barbaric, passionate fucking I like.

the bigger prick a guy is, the less I would spend time with him, but the more I would absolutely give him a jump.

is that weird?

 

[RuneBlade]

This thread delivers. Great read.

I've been the nice guy, I've been more of a pushy, take what you want guy. The thing about the nice guys is that when you're in that mode you're generally less assertive and more passive. The girls aren't going to fall into your lap because you take your time and respect their every boundary. You have to push a little and find where those boundaries are, or you're destined for the friend zone the majority of the time.

I'm still the same sexual beast underneath the nice guy, but who's going to stick around through that to find out?

Is life all about pussy? No, but it helps!

 

[tbearatl]

I think its just the I don't give a fuck attitude.

I don't want a guy to treat me like shit, but im able to dish it back. I like pancakes in the morning and cuddling and shit, but I don't want to be fucked like he asked permission.

that's why I cant get into embarrassment and cuckolding. I like a real man. if a guy wants to share me, that's one thing, but I cant get into cuckolding. its a fine line that's all about attitude

Maybe I'll make you pancakes then put syrup on your neck and bend you over the counter and fuck the shit outta you.

 

[ornitorinko]

It's all so border line. Like walking on the edge of a knife.
From experience, sure, sure; women say they want that, but it never lasts.
Now before you all burn me, I get this is merely an Internet posting, I'm just expanding a bit.
Sex will be rough, extremely spontaneous, very fulfilling in a "God this is powerful" kind of way. Yet we all have emotions, trigger points and things that just set the huge big fuck off snow ball rolling.
So, somewhere, at some point, that will be touched and then "BOOM"

Adopt the "Bee principle" I say, fly from flower to flower. Take what you can. Make them never forget you (in a very possitive and obscenely pornographic way) and then hit the next flower. Because if you get too greedy, then you'll crash land onto the floor from all that pollen on your legs and a playfull cat will pounce on you and give you the worst twenty mins of you life, until it gets bored by some random shoelace.

 

[30bandits]

in my later years, ive come to fid out that im really attracted to assholes. is that weird?

I have a pretty dom personality. I say inappropriate shit, im not shy in my extracurricular activities. if I wanna drink, I do it. do drugs, I do it. fuck, I do it.

but im a dom that doesnt like polite or sub men.

I like a guy to curse, say inappropriate shit. grab my ass for no reason. just being a dick

whats weird is that I am a strong woman, and I like a guy to respect that.thats the kind of guy I could date, but most respectful guys cant take a shot, roll a joint, or give me the raw, angry, barbaric, passionate fucking I like.

the bigger prick a guy is, the less I would spend time with him, but the more I would absolutely give him a jump.

is that weird?

where have you been all my life?

 

[kdb]

in my later years, ive come to fid out that im really attracted to assholes. is that weird?

I have a pretty dom personality. I say inappropriate shit, im not shy in my extracurricular activities. if I wanna drink, I do it. do drugs, I do it. fuck, I do it.

but im a dom that doesnt like polite or sub men.

I like a guy to curse, say inappropriate shit. grab my ass for no reason. just being a dick

whats weird is that I am a strong woman, and I like a guy to respect that.thats the kind of guy I could date, but most respectful guys cant take a shot, roll a joint, or give me the raw, angry, barbaric, passionate fucking I like.

the bigger prick a guy is, the less I would spend time with him, but the more I would absolutely give him a jump.

is that weird?

They are by a couple of nuts

 

[Chris_Michael]

in my later years, ive come to fid out that im really attracted to assholes. is that weird?

I have a pretty dom personality. I say inappropriate shit, im not shy in my extracurricular activities. if I wanna drink, I do it. do drugs, I do it. fuck, I do it.

but im a dom that doesnt like polite or sub men.

I like a guy to curse, say inappropriate shit. grab my ass for no reason. just being a dick

whats weird is that I am a strong woman, and I like a guy to respect that.thats the kind of guy I could date, but most respectful guys cant take a shot, roll a joint, or give me the raw, angry, barbaric, passionate fucking I like.

the bigger prick a guy is, the less I would spend time with him, but the more I would absolutely give him a jump.

is that weird?

Yes, it's weird. You seem to have the mentality of a teenager.

"I'm cool cuz I cuss, I drank, and I smoke weed, which is illegal in most states. But after I get knocked up by Mr. Asshole, I need a man who is willing to take care of me and my kid. Is that weird?"

That's basically this thread.

 

[Rabbit_of_Caerbannog]

I don't think its weird. Courage and confidence can come across like an asshole. I can be an asshole sometimes but sometimes not.

 

[SoulAssasin247]

At least your honest. I don't find it weird only because so many women go with men who treat them like shit, it's become the norm. Many consider me to be an asshole but, to women I am a gentleman, unless they come out of pocket and need to get put in their place.

 

[dami_gucci]

I guess the best way to describe it a king owning a queen, behind closed doors ill do whatever my man wants (except anal. never liked it) but in public, you will respect me god damn it!

 

[Paul_Chance]

Some people want a relationship where their partner runs their life.
Some people want a relationship where they run their partners life.
I much prefer relationships where I am challenged and where my partner isn't afraid to call me on their shit and is mature enough to handle it if I call them on their shit.

What a strange and great world this is.

I think of it like this. If you bitch because life is unfair and then try to do something about it, I've got your back all the way. If you bitch and then don't try to change it, I'm not going to fight your battle for you. I'll fight with you 100%. But I won't fight for you 100%. God is within you, save yourself.

As for the asshole equation I can share an amusing story - many years ago I was a cop and one of the things I did was work plainclothes and undercover. I basically pretended I was a sleazy dirtbag to move in certain circles that were filled with sleazy dirtbags. I got a very surprising amount of pussy thrown at me. There is something about that personality that appeals to certain women. I think a big part of that personality is they are straight-forward and direct and for those people who want you to make the decisions for them, they fall right into it. If it makes their lives hum, more power to them.

 

[Kamio]

I don't mind fooling around with assholes, but I always end up getting closest to respectful men that treat me well.