Naff lyrics and Misheard lyrics

[UnderYourSpell]

I drove all night to get to you
Is that all right?
I drove all night, crept in your room
Woke you from your sleep to make love to you.
..........................................
I don't care how long you drove, if you creep into my bedroom at night looking for a bit of the other you'll be meeting with a baseball bat!

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I believe that the HOTDOGS go on ...........

 

[Lyricalli]

Peter Kay: Misheard Lyrics

This bit cracks me up, and some songs I'll never hear the same way again.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

He and several others didn't pick up on the Hotdog song until I phoned it in one day to a radio station and they made a big thing of it. In fact it was such a success everyone kept phoning in and asking the presenter to play it again. After that it was passed on and on I presume, until it got used in acts such as this. The only difference is he gets the laughs and gets paid for it!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

O Fortuna?

The American writer, Sylvia Wright, coined the term Mondergreen in 1954 for misheard lyrics.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

O Fortuna?

The American writer, Sylvia Wright, coined the term Mondergreen in 1954 for misheard lyrics.

Fabulous, I love it

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

National anthems lines misheard......

1.Oh Canada my roaming naked band (oh Canada, my home and native land.)

2.Jose, can you see? (oh say, can you see?)

3.Australians all eat ostriches for we are young at three. (Australian's all let us rejoice for we are young and free.)


Oh, Canada, our own and naked band
Too patriot love that all our sons demand
With glowing hearts we see Thee rise
Our true Lord strong and free
From far and wide
Oh Canada, we stand on God for Thee.

......and my favourite.....

Australians all own ostriches
Four minus one is three.
With olden royals, we're fair and loyal
Our home is dirt by sea.
I learned to bounce on nature strips
In booties stitched with care.
In mystery's haze, let's harvest maize
And plant azaleas there.
Enjoy full trains and let us in
And dance Australia yeah!

 

[faceache]

Games Without Frontiers
Peter Gabriel
Games Without Frontiers
Hans plays with Lotte, Lotte plays with Jane
Jane plays with Willi, Willi is happy again
Suki plays with Leo, Sacha plays with Britt
Adolf builts a bonfire, Enrico plays with it
Whistling tunes we hid in the dunes by the seaside
Whistling tunes we're kissing baboons in the jungle
It's a knockout
If looks could kill, they probably will
In games without frontiers-war without tears
Games without frontiers-war without tears
Jeux sans frontieres


This was a big hit in the U.K. As a teenager i was convinced that the words "Jeux Sans frontieres" were "She's so frothier" as that is how i heard them.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

National anthems lines misheard......

1.Oh Canada my roaming naked band (oh Canada, my home and native land.)

2.Jose, can you see? (oh say, can you see?)

3.Australians all eat ostriches for we are young at three. (Australian's all let us rejoice for we are young and free.)


Oh, Canada, our own and naked band
Too patriot love that all our sons demand
With glowing hearts we see Thee rise
Our true Lord strong and free
From far and wide
Oh Canada, we stand on God for Thee.

......and my favourite.....

Australians all own ostriches
Four minus one is three.
With olden royals, we're fair and loyal
Our home is dirt by sea.
I learned to bounce on nature strips
In booties stitched with care.
In mystery's haze, let's harvest maize
And plant azaleas there.
Enjoy full trains and let us in
And dance Australia yeah!

Games Without Frontiers
Peter Gabriel
Games Without Frontiers
Hans plays with Lotte, Lotte plays with Jane
Jane plays with Willi, Willi is happy again
Suki plays with Leo, Sacha plays with Britt
Adolf builts a bonfire, Enrico plays with it
Whistling tunes we hid in the dunes by the seaside
Whistling tunes we're kissing baboons in the jungle
It's a knockout
If looks could kill, they probably will
In games without frontiers-war without tears
Games without frontiers-war without tears
Jeux sans frontieres


This was a big hit in the U.K. As a teenager i was convinced that the words "Jeux Sans frontieres" were "She's so frothier" as that is how i heard them.

I shall have to go listen to all these now!

 

[Ashesh9]

when I was a schoolboy there was a superhit Hindi film song " Yeh Jo Mohabbat hai " sung by the topmost male Playback singer Kishore Kumar in the '70-s .
we English medium boys were not very conversant in Hindi in those days { BTW Mohabbat means Love in Urdu ] & our Class 6 class teacher an Anglo-Indian gentleman named Frank D'Souza conned us into believing the lyrics were actually " Hey Joe , Mohabbat hai ....." which would translated mean " Hey Joe , Love exists ..." whereas the original lyrics meant " All this Brouhaha consisting of Love....."
any way cut to an inter school competition a year later & our school's Boy Band was belting out this number lustily --" Hey Joe , Mohabbat hai ...." on the big stage on the big night when it suddenly dawned on us the audience , organizers ,judges were rollin' in the aisles laughin' their respective asses off " these prissy expensive schoolkids don't know Hindi !?!? Anand Bakshi sa'ab has serious completion !!!???" HaHaHa Hee..Heeheee .......so on & so forth....
We blushed fire-engine red ......but we did manage to bag the Funniest Debut of the Year award !
[ in fact there was no such award on the agenda but a kind hearted organizer who found it very hilarious on the spot created the said Award & donated Rs. 1000/- cash , bless his generous heart ........