The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXI: Blurt Blisters

[Hard_Rom]

One wife is enough!

You're assuming you would take the husband role.

 

[thør]

You're assuming you would take the husband role.

I can wash dishes.

 

[Hard_Rom]

I don't think you all understand.


She eats it without anything, no butter, no fruit, no nothing, just plain.

Kinda makes you question your parenting skills, eh.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I don't think you all understand.


She eats it without anything, no butter, no fruit, no nothing, just plain.

Maybe she's a mutant like the X-Men and her power is having syrup-producing glands inside her mouth?

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

You're assuming you would take the husband role.

you could both take the wife role...and be lesbians bro!

Stew

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Hillary should appoint Bill bro cuz!

Bill, Obama, and Samuel L Jackson bro!

Stew

 

[Aglaopheme]

I don't think you all understand.


She eats it without anything, no butter, no fruit, no nothing, just plain.

My oldest is the same way. She doesn't dress her salads either. I think the only condiment she uses is soy sauce.

 

[girlsmiley]

Indeed! And some things I remember somewhat better, I don't remember because I really liked them or because they were important to me. They were just somehow memorable. It's odd how that happens.


I've been 19 for more than a decade now.

I'm smiling so huge.

You're younger than me and you are a better writer.

How tall are you?

 

[yossi]

I've been 19 for more than a decade now.

Sleeping in Tupperware, eh?

 

[Hard_Rom]

My oldest is the same way. She doesn't dress her salads either. I think the only condiment she uses is soy sauce.

Condiments and sauces are usually the biggest sources of fats and salt in many diets. And the pricey bit too. If you can go without all the better.

 

[yossi]

I don't like pancakes, but I do like maple syrup. There's just not much for me to eat it on.

 

[Killswitch1]

I don't like pancakes, but I do like maple syrup. There's just not much for me to eat it on.

French Toast?

 

[yossi]

No, I don't like French toast either. Or waffles.

 

[Killswitch1]

No, I don't like French toast either. Or waffles.

Your title is a waffles. lol

Dip your toes in maple syrup and lick it off.

 

[HarryHill]

funnel cake?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

You're younger than me and you are a better writer.

My half-drunk-from-last-night eyes initially read this as "bed wetter."

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Maple almond ice cream

 

[pink]

My oldest is the same way. She doesn't dress her salads either. I think the only condiment she uses is soy sauce.

Ditto, she hates condiments of any kind. I have NO idea why she is like that?

As she got older, I got her to try different kinds of food, thank goodness. When she was little, she would only eat chicken.

 

[pink]

Shove her back in, Pink.

This made me laugh. LOL

 

[phantom4533]

My daughter: Mom do you want pancakes for supper?


Me: Do you have syrup?


my daughter: No.


Me: Then no. ewwwwwwww


Who, besides my kid, eats pancakes without syrup?

Smothered in peanut butter

 

[yossi]

Your title is a waffles. lol

Dip your toes in maple syrup and lick it off.

Falafel waffle is something else altogether! Mmmm, falafel.

I definitely do not want my toes in my mouth. Lol

funnel cake?

Nah, though sometimes I'll scavenge really crunchy bits if someone else is eating it.

 

[yossi]

Maple almond ice cream

Oh, that sounds perfect.

 

[thør]

Falafel waffle is something else altogether! Mmmm, falafel.

Been 9 years since I made falafel.

 

[phantom4533]

I don't like pancakes, but I do like maple syrup. There's just not much for me to eat it on.

Vanilla ice cream. Maple walnut ice cream. Vanilla or plain yogurt.

 

[girlsmiley]

My half-drunk-from-last-night eyes initially read this as "bed wetter."

Reminds me of this one time.

I was seeing this chick and after I wanked I said to her that I was going to change the sheets and she asked, "Did you mess?"

So funny. I said, "No, just changing the sheets."

Did I mess lol.