It's Canadian Thanksgiving...
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I experienced one Canuck TX-day but only at apple-stands around Okenagan BC. What are the emblematic signals for the holiday? I visualize maple-syrup wrestling, moose-calling, polite seductions, naked Doukhobors cavorting, and ice-age glaciers advancing. What did I miss? Turkey-fucking? Corn-cob throwing contests? Horny ice-fishing?
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no ice fishing this early. that's why we celebrate earlier- it is harvest time. So definitely fun and games amongst the hay bales, two-on-one apple eating, but mostly just the uncles loosening their pants and falling asleep on the couches.
Thanksgiving is much more low key here. The biggest parade in Ontario, and probably Canada is an Ocktoberfest parade. That certainly has story potential- oompah bands, lederhosen, big busty blondes in low cut dresses...
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That sounds like the start of a good story right there!!
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Cue the tentacles. Or the mooses. Or maybe the nieces, who each fondle unc's package. Is he really asleep? Even after the BJs?
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don't two nieces have to compare and rank the packages of two (or more) uncles?
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"My Daddy has a bigger cock than yours does!"
"Does not!"
"Does too!"
"Okay...... let's find out!"
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Canadian or US I really like that idea of the cousin's going around and playing with their sleeping men's cocks. At thanksgiving in my family we still have the tradition of everyone helping with the meal and then the guys go to watch the game...which will devolve into everyone saying it sucks and then falling asleep while the women talk about recent events and other things in another room, leaving the cousins to just wander around.
Girls go from guy to guy getting measurements and blowing them till they're hard as they can be or even swallowing a load and then putting their pants back into place. Unbeknownst tonthem though, one of their dads is awake and records them. Confronting them, he takes them back to a bedroom and fucks each of them, finishing with his daughter.
"Dad, you're kidding right? I'm your daughter."
"You're also a cocksucking whore who took advantage your family. Besides, you know how much it cost to get you an IUD? I may as well get a return on my investment."
"Fine, we do this and you erase the video?"
"Oh no, you and your cousins also have to give your grandpa a good time. Guy only has so many erections left, it was cruel to leave him hanging like that."
"Grandpa?! ...okay. Then we're good?"
"Well, your mom has been wanting to have a girl to play with and it was her dad you sucked off...."
Girls go from guy to guy getting measurements and blowing them till they're hard as they can be or even swallowing a load and then putting their pants back into place. Unbeknownst tonthem though, one of their dads is awake and records them. Confronting them, he takes them back to a bedroom and fucks each of them, finishing with his daughter.
"Dad, you're kidding right? I'm your daughter."
"You're also a cocksucking whore who took advantage your family. Besides, you know how much it cost to get you an IUD? I may as well get a return on my investment."
"Fine, we do this and you erase the video?"
"Oh no, you and your cousins also have to give your grandpa a good time. Guy only has so many erections left, it was cruel to leave him hanging like that."
"Grandpa?! ...okay. Then we're good?"
"Well, your mom has been wanting to have a girl to play with and it was her dad you sucked off...."
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It's the first Turkey Day (or roast ham in our tradition) since the girls turned 18. They check out the sleeping uncles... oh, and one aunt fell asleep too. They're surprised to lift her skirt and find a dick. Aunty is a shemale! One sleeping uncle has no package but a puffy pussy. Better call him Aunty now. Spoiler subtitle: Transsexual Thanksgiving.
For a data dump that looks like a conversation, I use an authorly device in my The Book of Ruth series. The day after USA Thanksgiving is shopping-frenzy Black Friday. All the family womenfolk are out bargain-hunting whilst the narrator and his cousin lounge around the pool in the cousin's Los Angeles beach town apartment complex, drinking beer, watching scantily-clad female swimmers, and discussing events, i.e. dumping data.
If this was set in Canada I suppose it would have to be an indoor pool. Would such be plausible up north? Do y'all have indoor pools in apartment blocks? I can imagine a heated pool under a dome with cold, heavy snowfall outside causing steam condensation in the pool area, clouds so thick that nobody notices ensuing fornication. I've been in pools like that.
For a data dump that looks like a conversation, I use an authorly device in my The Book of Ruth series. The day after USA Thanksgiving is shopping-frenzy Black Friday. All the family womenfolk are out bargain-hunting whilst the narrator and his cousin lounge around the pool in the cousin's Los Angeles beach town apartment complex, drinking beer, watching scantily-clad female swimmers, and discussing events, i.e. dumping data.
If this was set in Canada I suppose it would have to be an indoor pool. Would such be plausible up north? Do y'all have indoor pools in apartment blocks? I can imagine a heated pool under a dome with cold, heavy snowfall outside causing steam condensation in the pool area, clouds so thick that nobody notices ensuing fornication. I've been in pools like that.
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some people even have indoor pools in their houses... hot tubs are popular year round too
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Are public indoor poos abundant?
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not abundant, because of the cost of heating all that space. In my city of about 125,000 we have I think 3 city operated ones, plus one run by a service club for their members but public can buy a pass. Likely a couple of smaller ones I'm not aware of at old age homes or such.
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What I envisage are outdoor pools inside glass enclosures. I've seen these on US Army bases in cold and hot, dry climes, and at snow- and desert-region motels. (Deserts get cold in winter.) Warm, moist inside air hits the cold glass and condenses into a more-or-less thick fog. And we know what happens with scantily-clad swimmers in warm fogs...
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Food...
We had the day off, we ate , we drank , we watched TV and if there is a game on we watch it. If we get to play with the women, lets do it too.
We had the day off, we ate , we drank , we watched TV and if there is a game on we watch it. If we get to play with the women, lets do it too.
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The women know the men prefer dark meat -- from the turkey, to eat; let me be clear about that. They inject extra tryptophans into the dark flesh for their men, who fall asleep immediately after dessert. What then? Do the women play? With whom? And what? Do the men awaken with turkey bones (or sweet potatoes) inserted in disconcerting places?
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