The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXI: Blurt Blisters

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It is lovely, but somewhat disconcerting, to find one's self taken seriously as a professional. It makes me feel old.

That happened to me just today. Someone of note told me they wished I was running something for them. I was giggling on the inside.
 
  • Ishtard
  • Betty1
  • Que(alts)
  • girlsmiley

If you made this list, your life did not go as your mother had planned and you owe her an apology.
 
Exactly!

'Ummm...I think you have made a mistake. Me?'

I think I am wonderful, obviously, but then I am biased. It is odd to hear it discussed as a given.

Ha! It's so true. I'm horrible. I get annoyed when people don't take my advice and then flushed with embarrassment when they do and tell me they wish they had it full time.
 
  • Ishtard
  • Betty1
  • Que(alts)
  • girlsmiley

If you made this list, your life did not go as your mother had planned and you owe her an apology.

You really don't want me to take you off ignore.

Your posts are random spouts of absolute shit you pull from your ass. Half of the time you make zero sense, the other half you're wasted.

We're all having a good ole chuckle at your bullshit response to my post yesterday. You are a lying, shell of a man, whose only claim to fame here is that you've had sex with Garnate. Hahaha!

And if anyone owes an apology, it's your mom. For having such an ugly goddamn child.
 
it was right after I'd kissed him hello that I was shoving and squashing my boobs down so I could get the waist of my dress above them that he was saying that I looked pretty. I'm certain he changed his mind when I got the neckline caught on my head because I forgot to unbotton the collar. Especially when I froze at that moment to ask him to repeat what he'd just said. I was in a hurry to get naked. *shrug*
 
it was right after I'd kissed him hello that I was shoving and squashing my boobs down so I could get the waist of my dress above them that he was saying that I looked pretty. I'm certain he changed his mind when I got the neckline caught on my head because I forgot to unbotton the collar. Especially when I froze at that moment to ask him to repeat what he'd just said. I was in a hurry to get naked. *shrug*

I forgot what I said.

:eek:
 
I stopped here because lying dipshit.

Which part of my post is a lie?

You tried (you tried) to make out like I was lying yesterday too, but that's because you're all about pretending you're a nice guy. Except there are those of us who've been here long enough to KNOW. Why would I lie? What an idiot to think anyone would actually believe you.
 
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i wanted a nice snack, but fuck it. cheese and hot sauce on a flour tortilla it is.
 
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