The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXI: Blurt Blisters

[TwinkleStars]

Shoving cuteness in wherever I go..........

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/19/48/06/194806fd172840088ac94a06980bbb37.jpg

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[JohnnySavage]

I've been popping the Vitamin M this morning like they are chicklets.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

I finally looked up the word 'fap' this morning after a conversation with a lit friend about funny words. Asshat also cracks me up and douchebag. Douche has actually a rather pleasant mouth feel to it......doooooosh.

Is the bag the rectum or a bag for the stuff for the douche though?

And now I have to look up sock gravy.

So I gift you the word pisiform,non medical type litsters . My favourite bone, but for me not in a wrist but in a knee.

have you looked up Mongolian Clusterfuck yet bro?

Stew

 

[JohnnySavage]

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[Disgustipated]

I've been popping the Vitamin M this morning like they are chicklets.

Midol?

 

[Pookie]

I grabbed my pussy just now just to see what Donald gets out of it. Alone, it did nothing for me. Maybe I should get a cat.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

I grabbed my pussy just now just to see what Donald gets out of it. Alone, it did nothing for me. Maybe I should get a cat.

did you forget the tic-tacs bro?

Stew

 

[JohnnySavage]

Midol?

Motrin.


It's what the pecker-checker gave you for whatever hurt. Got a skull pain? Vitamin M. Got your arm cut off? Vitamin M.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I grabbed my pussy just now just to see what Donald gets out of it. Alone, it did nothing for me. Maybe I should get a cat.

Maybe you're doing it wrong. Let me try...

 

[trysail]

It'll be days before I unsee that— and, believe me, I need to unsee it.

Fucking snakes.

"Snakes. Why is it always snakes?"

-Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford)
"Raiders of The Lost Ark"
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I HATE fucking snakes.
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[Disgustipated]

did you forget the tic-tacs bro?

Stew

She needs to get herself drunk first.

 

[Pookie]

did you forget the tic-tacs bro?

Stew

I did.

I'll buy some before getting the cat cuz bro!

 

[Pookie]

She needs to get herself drunk first.

Not even an offer of tic tacs? You're gonna just grab air with that approach. *nods*

 

[Pookie]

Maybe you're doing it wrong. Let me try...

Always the grabbed, never the grabber.

 

[Disgustipated]

Not even an offer of tic tacs? You're gonna just grab hair with that approach. *nods*

http://i.imgur.com/OmFgYak.jpg


FYPYW

 

[Bookishleigh]

Fuck this day already....

I don't want to work anymore.

 

[Pookie]

http://i.imgur.com/OmFgYak.jpg


FYPYW

Too funny.

 

[RobDownSouth]

http://i.imgur.com/OmFgYak.jpg


FYPYW

For a British gal, Dolf has surprisingly perfect teeth.

 

[HarryHill]

The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXII: Sock Gravy

 

[yossi]

I HATE fucking snakes.

Yeah, that's got to be uncomfortable for both parties involved.

 

[trysail]

Yeah, that's got to be uncomfortable for both parties involved.

+10

Touché.

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[Fata Morgana]

It's a shame Google Translate didn't have the selection 'Cuntspeak' for some of the twats I've read on here lately. Not even sure this new eyer incarnation is posting in English.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I finally looked up the word 'fap' this morning after a conversation with a lit friend about funny words. Asshat also cracks me up and douchebag. Douche has actually a rather pleasant mouth feel to it......doooooosh.

Is the bag the rectum or a bag for the stuff for the douche though?

And now I have to look up sock gravy.

So I gift you the word pisiform,non medical type litsters . My favourite bone, but for me not in a wrist but in a knee.

As Wade Garrett said...the Double Doooosh.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

It's a shame Google Translate didn't have the selection 'Cuntspeak' for some of the twats I've read on here lately. Not even sure this new eyer incarnation is posting in English.

he posts in SLAW-speak (Some Letters Are Words) bro.

Stew