HELP - Monday blues

[WareRover]

Hi everyone,
I have just returned to work after a 2 week break and feel like crap. So, I decided to post my first ever thread on here. Did anybody have a particularly sexy, horny, dirty weekend that they'd be prepared to share.
This should help get through the day / week

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Your blues are about to take a turn for the worse...

 

[girlsmiley]

I fell in the mud at the dog show.

I hope you're happy.

 

[Saint Peter]

That was not mud.

 

[girlsmiley]

I fell on St Petey's ass.

I apologise.

 

[WareRover]

A smile at least

Well, 4_est, girl smiley and Saint Peter, it's not exactly the response I was looking for but it did put a smile on my miserable face so thanks

 

[Adjudicator]

Sure, I spent the weekend working on my car. I got real dirty doing that, greasy and oily, even got a few fucking specks in my eye, even. Got those out in a long, hot shower - jerked off in the shower, too.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Happy to oblige...

 

[girlsmiley]

Well, 4_est, girl smiley and Saint Peter, it's not exactly the response I was looking for but it did put a smile on my miserable face so thanks

You couldn't just run the shower for me, could you.

Because that would be waayyy too much too ass.

 

[lovecraft68]

Not to rub it in, but....I have today off

But I can identify I had a surgery a couple months ago and was out of work for 5 weeks. I had very little pain and enjoyed my time off. Going back...really sucked

 

[girlsmiley]

Monday blues us now the equivalent of a face full of Petey's saintly ass.

Just telling everyone.

 

[Saint Peter]

Who could blame you?

Falling for Saint Peter's ass is easy to do. Very easy.

It is a seriously sweet ass.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

All Play Ground All The Time, Lit Is The Best

 

[lovecraft68]

Who could blame you?

Falling for Saint Peter's ass is easy to do. Very easy.

It is a seriously sweet ass.

Like the old joke about the Chinese doctor goes. "You have zachary disease. Your face look zachery like your ass"

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Hi everyone,
I have just returned to work after a 2 week break and feel like crap. So, I decided to post my first ever thread on here. Did anybody have a particularly sexy, horny, dirty weekend that they'd be prepared to share.
This should help get through the day / week

this weekend, I got bigly sexy, massively horny, and dirty in a yuge way bro!

Stew

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Who could blame you?

Falling for Saint Peter's ass is easy to do. Very easy.

It is a seriously sweet ass.

you say that to all the guys bro!

Stew

 

[ElsieElsewhere]

You know that satisfying feeling where you've been trying to sneeze for a long time, and then you finally do? I am there right now. Except instead of it being satisfying, I am sneezing snot everywhere because I guess my body decided to start my monday with a cold. kill me. That's my dose of sexiness for you, OP.

 

[Hard_Rom]

I never have a problem with Mondays. Even after a long vacation. Mondays fly by. Thursdays are the worse knowing the weekend is coming. Friday at least is the last day of work. Unless OT rears it's ugly head.

 

[WareRover]

Poor Elsie

You know that satisfying feeling where you've been trying to sneeze for a long time, and then you finally do? I am there right now. Except it being satisfying, I am sneezing snot everywhere because I guess my body decided to start my monday with a cold. kill me. That's my dose of sexiness for you, OP.

Well thanks for replying and I am sure that you are sneezing snot in a very sexy way (not that I'm into that - sure someone probably is). Get well

 

[Tryharder62]

Who could blame you?

Falling for Saint Peter's ass is easy to do. Very easy.

It is a seriously sweet ass.

Let's see it!

 

[eyerlives]

Huh...

Reads like that "belief" in Jesus one pontificates so religiously much about in another thread isn't so strong in this one.

I know I'm married and have kids and say I worship you in real life and tell everyone else they need to, too, but I'm sorry baby Jesus, I just can't help being my true self online!

 

[Liar]

Wait, it's Monday?

#selfemploymentsyndrome

 

[Saint Peter]

Huh...

Reads like that "belief" in Jesus one pontificates so religiously much about in another thread isn't so strong in this one.

I know I'm married and have kids and say I worship you in real life and tell everyone else they need to, too, but I'm sorry baby Jesus, I just can't help being my true self online!

Who died and made you jesus?

 

[jezzilee]

Who could blame you?

Falling for Saint Peter's ass is easy to do. Very easy.

It is a seriously sweet ass.

Pictorial proof is needed!

 

[Tryharder62]

Huh...

Reads like that "belief" in Jesus one pontificates so religiously much about in another thread isn't so strong in this one.

I know I'm married and have kids and say I worship you in real life and tell everyone else they need to, too, but I'm sorry baby Jesus, I just can't help being my true self online!

I am just me. I am married and have two great kids. I mean two really great young men. I believe in God. I have never told anybody what they need to do about their own beliefs. I have shared about mine in appropriate threads. This is me the good the bad and the ugly. Never hid it. Oh, and Jesus already knows me but thanks for worrying. No excuses.