The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXI: Blurt Blisters

[pete]

egg
chorizo
cheddar
hot green inside and out

2, please

and a coffee

 

[trysail]

They do spin to the right and are well known to hit the Jesusland states.

It's only in the Northern hemisphere that hurricane winds blow in a counterclockwise direction, creating what sailors know as the "dangerous northeast quadrant."


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[phantom4533]

Bison for breakfast.

 

[yossi]

The pup is lying on my back. "gtfu, mom. I want breakfast."

 

[Saint Peter]

Go make the pup and I some breakfast burritos with chorizo and plenty of green. Maybe toss an extra in for pete.

 

[Saint Peter]

but in the end
punk rock
just left me
empty and alone

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Aglaopheme]

Its long, but its a good one. Still reminds me of a college breakup just thinking about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sTPiACEauc

I was at that show. Amazing. It took us forever to get out of there and back to the city. We spent at lot of time pushing cars out that were stuck in the muddy fields after the rain. We got a speeding ticket in the way home. I wasn't driving even though it was my car cause Dead show. Memories!

 

[JohnnySavage]

I seem to have lost the comfy pull-over I like to wear for Fall golfing in my move. That means a trip to Wal-Mart this morning. Pray for me.

 

[HarryHill]

Don't freak out; they are wearing yellow vests. It's not emergency management.

 

[Saint Peter]

yellow yellow or lime green yellow?

 

[Aglaopheme]

I seem to have lost the comfy pull-over I like to wear for Fall golfing in my move. That means a trip to Wal-Mart this morning. Pray for me.

I hope you survive that horrible ordeal.

 

[pink]

I've kicked mountain dew, very proud of myself.

 

[Saint Peter]

Good for you!

 

[Saint Peter]

should I stay
or should I go


now

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

should I stay
or should I go


now

if you stay there could be trouble bro!

Stew

 

[Aglaopheme]

If you stay....

 

[Disgustipated]

This weekend, I had a 100% Angus/spicy chorizo infused burger at a gastro pub in Riverside. Couple things:

• It was fucking as great as it sounds
• WTF is a gastro pub doing in Riverside, CA

 

[Aglaopheme]

Now my mouth is literally watering thinking about a 50/50 burger.

 

[trysail]

Back when I still smoked, when I was out running I'd ask myself, "When I grow old, which is going to give out first: my legs or my lungs?"

Now, I know the answer.

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[pink]

Petey, this is project lose weight. I only drink water now.

 

[Saint Peter]

Chorizo is wonderful until you think about where it comes from.

 

[Disgustipated]

Now my mouth is literally watering thinking about a 50/50 burger.

It was stupid good. Next visit, I'm grubbing the 50/50 with BACON.

Back when I still smoked, when I was out running I'd ask myself, "When I grow old, which is going to give out first: my legs or my lungs?"

Now, I know the answer.

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Shame it wasn't your fingers.

 

[islandman]

This weekend, I had a 100% Angus/spicy chorizo infused burger at a gastro pub in Riverside. Couple things:

• It was fucking as great as it sounds
• WTF is a gastro pub doing in Riverside, CA

Gastro pub?

.....You're a little bit gay.

 

[islandman]

The best part of waking up......

.....is knowing that you have the day off and can go right back to sleep.