The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXI: Blurt Blisters

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jello makes things way too sticky

and green jello reminds me of boogers, and red is just a mess
 
sweet n sour pork busy marinating in the fridge... looks so good i want to dive into it cold, all those bits of pineapple and peppers are making my mouth water :eek:
 
Migraine hangover - same feeling as a regular hangover without the possibility of fun the day/night before.
 
robin wrote a rotten riddle;
wrote it riding a red-nosed reindeer...

"rudolph? rudolph? rudolph?" resounded,
'round the ranks who rush-read writes...

the riddle, fuckers!
fuck the reindeer!

reindeer rides are relative, really...

what robin wrote rang rich and rye;
responding rightly (right or wrongly)
to the rage ron wrought on me...

her riddle
ruffled ron to ragged richness;
riotously ranting redly redder...

rumpled, rustling, raving.... rocking:

his red to redder
rave to raver
ron to ragged
til rage ran dry...

he receded.
i reacted;
raising roses robin's way...

her reaction?
rolled eyes....

still,

a riddle wrapped in roughage;
riding range 'round
rubes like me
 
Stuffed French toast, roasted potatoes and asparagus and country sausage. Oh yeah, a big breakfast spread is coming together over here.
 
I can hear music!

i want to try that dicksicle

I have a mental image here of LTR singing the above to the tune of Queen's "Bicycle Race":

🎶 Dicksicle! Dicksicle! Dicksicle!
I want to try that dicksicle
I want to try that dicksicle
I want to ride that dick
I want to ride my dicksicle
Let Sean insert it where I like! 🎶
 
Stuffed French toast, roasted potatoes and asparagus and country sausage. Oh yeah, a big breakfast spread is coming together over here.

roast potatoes for breakfast? god bless america, canada, or wherever it is you live (i forgot,, sorry!) :D i LOVE roast potatoes
 
Naked days are few and far between when you have teens in the house.
 
sorry about the sweet n sour or wings? :cattail:
not for me in this house. it would traumatise the offspring. :eek:
.. big plate of scrambled eggs/bacon on the stove when I woke up for the second time, coffee was cold by then
 
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