The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[Porkwarrior]

I would do that with Baileys, maybe?

I would do basically anything with Baileys.

Pffffft lightweights.

DRAMBUIE!

https://cdn.meme.am/instances/400x/63532745.jpg

 

[Farawyn]

Pffffft lightweights.

DRAMBUIE!

https://cdn.meme.am/instances/400x/63532745.jpg

Oh, Ned.

It's too soon.

 

[Hypoxia]

I am about to slug another couple shots of vodka.
I will feel the warm glow wash over me.
Then I will masturbate to a full-body orgasm.
Afterward, I will consume some cannabis candy.
When it takes effect, I will drink more vodka, do myself again, and cum even stronger.
How about you?

 

[Farawyn]

I am about to slug another couple shots of vodka.
I will feel the warm glow wash over me.
Then I will masturbate to a full-body orgasm.
Afterward, I will consume some cannabis candy.
When it takes effect, I will drink more vodka, do myself again, and cum even stronger.
How about you?

How about me? I'll be there in an hour.

 

[Porkwarrior]

I am about to slug another couple shots of vodka.
I will feel the warm glow wash over me.
Then I will masturbate to a full-body orgasm.
Afterward, I will consume some cannabis candy.
When it takes effect, I will drink more vodka, do myself again, and cum even stronger.
How about you?

Same.

Except that at somewhere in there I would leave the house and talk to actual humans.

 

[Farawyn]

Same.

Except that at somewhere in there I would leave the house and talk to actual humans.

Me too. Loudly and slurringly.

 

[midwestyankee]

It feels like a stare-into-the-bottom-of-the-scotch-glass kind of night.

 

[Tallcajun]

It's always interesting to read the boards with a few drinks under the belt.
I'm finishing off a bottle of gin tonite.
Soon I'll be putting up drivel and posting songs.

Hope you all enjoy Saturday night!

 

[MyNameIsNO]

All I know is someone is going to have to message me in the morning and remind me I have Bloody Mary mix in my fridge.

Thanks guys

 

[MastersDelight]

Having some Carmel Apple sangria.

 

[Tallcajun]

Good for you, MD.

I don't think I could drink that....

 

[MyNameIsNO]

I'm going to be drinking a little of this... little of that...

 

[Farawyn]

I'll be the DD again. Grrrr.

 

[Tallcajun]

Can I ride shotgun?

 

[Farawyn]

Can I ride shotgun?

Yes, which means you're in charge of the tunes!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4LvEUws5q0

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Does anyone know any good drinks with brandy?
I have a bottle and.. I don't really like it straight
Or on ice, or with coke
I'm out of ideas.

 

[Tallcajun]

I'll do it.


http://youtu.be/Zf53Pg2AkdY

 

[Tallcajun]

Does anyone know any good drinks with brandy?
I have a bottle and.. I don't really like it straight
Or on ice, or with coke
I'm out of ideas.

Sounds like a job for AbsintheFather

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Sounds like a job for AbsintheFather

And now I'm picturing him in a cape and tights

 

[Tallcajun]

http://m.drinksmixer.com/drink1573.html

A brandy Alexander

Sounds kinda rich, though

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

http://m.drinksmixer.com/drink1573.html

A brandy Alexander

Sounds kinda rich, though

Mmmmmm... made with ice cream as a milk shake
Thank you!

 

[Tallcajun]

Farawyn drives crazy, even sober...

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Farawyn drives crazy, even sober...

I'm wearing a football helmet I found back here on the floor board

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Stay in your doggone lane Far!

 

[Tallcajun]

Where is Cascadiabound when you need her?