The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[Farawyn]

I'm having Hoegarden.

 

[AbsintheFather]

I'm having Hoegarden.

I'm actually leaving for my favorite beer bar now to celebrate! I'll try to report back later

 

[Farawyn]

I'm actually leaving for my favorite beer bar now to celebrate! I'll try to report back later

Be safe!

 

[NoeMasks]

I'm having Hoegarden.

Uhhhh Fara, why are you having a Hoe?

 

[Farawyn]

Uhhhh Fara, why are you having a Hoe?

'Cause I need one, Noe. I need one.

 

[smtst5]

Miller Lite... boring

 

[Tallcajun]

No drinks tonight.
Too tired.

 

[NoeMasks]

.....

 

[MyNameIsNO]

I need... something strong.

 

[NoeMasks]

I need... something strong.

I am quite strong!

 

[MyNameIsNO]

I am quite strong!

Mmmhmmmmm

 

[smtst5]

Captain and sprite and a beard trimmer

 

[MyNameIsNO]

MORE VODKA!

And nursing homework BOO

 

[smtst5]

MORE VODKA!

And nursing homework BOO

Anatomy?

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Anatomy?

No, anatomy was anatomy class, silly.
This is mental health nursing stuff.

 

[smtst5]

No, anatomy was anatomy class, silly.
This is mental health nursing stuff.

Sounds like fun stuff..

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Sounds like fun stuff..

Totes

 

[desertslave]

Rather drunk,and it doesn't fucking help. I want a refund!

I've been lied to, again (some more). I guess I'm really the stupid one after all.

Marriage of convenience is....neither.

You deserve each other.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Oh no, DS. This doesn't sound good
I hope things are looking up for you today

 

[1sickbastard]

Rather drunk,and it doesn't fucking help. I want a refund!

I've been lied to, again (some more). I guess I'm really the stupid one after all.

Marriage of convenience is....neither.

You deserve each other.

Nah, drunk doesn't help, not even if one goes from rather drunk to stupid, sloppy, falling down, passed out, shit-faced drunk.

The only real question is how bad you want your hangover to hurt, but then one is only substituting one form of pain for another.

Believe me. I'm speaking from personal experience.

 

[clistenovena]

Nah, drunk doesn't help, not even if one goes from rather drunk to stupid, sloppy, falling down, passed out, shit-faced drunk.

You have as many words for drunk as Inuit have for snow.

 

[MeekMe]

I'm sorry, DS. That's really fucked up.

 

[Porkwarrior]

Why is it that if you pour it over a salad with clamato juice it's classy, but if you pour vodka over Captain Crunch for breakfast you're an alcoholic?

 

[Farawyn]

Why is it that if you pour it over a salad with clamato juice it's classy, but if you pour vodka over Captain Crunch for breakfast you're an alcoholic?

I would do that with Baileys, maybe?

 

[MyNameIsNO]

I would do that with Baileys, maybe?

I would do basically anything with Baileys.