Pissing In The Gas Tank

NOIRTRASH

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The election is about two propositions:

HILLARY: Lets keep pissing in the gas tank and pretend we're going places.

TRUMP: Grab the gas can and lets go find a convenience store.
 
TRUMP: Grab the revolver and let's go rob a convenience store.
 
TRUMP: Grab the revolver and let's go rob a convenience store.

That would actually be constructive considering where we are now.

More like grab the gas tank, pour it over our heads and ooh look, fireworks! Anyone got a match?

At least it's more entertaining than continuing to pee in the gas tank wondering why the fuck the car won't start.
 
That would actually be constructive considering where we are now.



At least it's more entertaining than continuing to pee in the gas tank wondering why the fuck the car won't start.

Rob the convenience store was the OBama Plan if you give the money to the Syrians and Mexicans.
 
At least it's more entertaining than continuing to pee in the gas tank wondering why the fuck the car won't start.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
- T Pratchett
 
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
- T Pratchett

A 1000 mile hike begins with one tank of piss.
 
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