sixpennysong
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Some thoughts on writing that I offer into the ether after answering an e mail requesting a bit of advice. What follows are merely my opinions and (unlike those held by some others) they are in constant flux. Make of them what you will.
Of course one must start with the mechanics of language, such as grammar, syntax and spelling, the nuts and bolts if you will. It is the necessary but often dry matter that teachers attempt to impart early on. While such basics as the role of the adjective versus the adverb are timeless some past rules have evolved.
Take the case of the dangling participle. Many notable authors were caught with their parts dangling when it was still a sin. The evolution of looser styles and reader acceptance has eroded many strictures. A sentence such as “Being familiar with most of the dives along the wharf, I recommended Darcy’s as an establishment where a clean whore might be found.” This is now perfectly acceptable as long as an author abstains from repetitious dangling.
Then we have the stranded preposition as in the quote erroneously attributed to Churchill – “This is the sort of English up with which I will not put!” That bit of absurdity made its point but there are exceptions to the rule as with “Which of the goodies that comprise the female anatomy are you most interested in?”
Having studied a good many grammar texts, I recommend “Oxford Modern English Grammar”. Oh crap, I fear I’ve just dangled again!
Then there is the tricky business of style. “The Elements of Style” by William Strunk Jr. and E. B. White is a first step of course. As stated, those gents only provide the elements with which to evolve a style. I would issue a warning here, just as you are what you eat, to some extent we become what we read. This can be an obstacle to developing a unique written voice. It is all too easy to absorb another writer’s style by unconscious osmosis. Exercises in précis are very useful in that they allow one to take a single text and recreate the theme in a variety of tones. Choose an interesting page on any topic, then cut out all the fat - adjectives, adverbs and non-essential sentences - until you have the bare bones of what was communicated. Use that as a sculptor might use a wire frame and remodel it with your words. If you do this several times with the same skeleton of facts the nuances of each version may prove very revealing.
Before publication I suggest proof reading your work at least three times. If you have an editor that person deserves your efforts also. Do the read through slowly and rely on spell check only for a basic start. I have found using different colored fonts helpful; Black for triple proofed text, red for work in progress and blue for notes and ideas at the very bottom of the piece.
For advice on crafting a storyline, character development and a host of other devilish details I list these gems:
Stephen King’s On Writing and On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft
Dean Koontz. How to Write Bestselling Fiction
James Scott Bell - Plot & Structure: Techniques and Exercises for Crafting a Plot that Grips Readers from Start to Finish.
Reading those works by three very able authors will both entertain and instruct the novice and journeyman alike. A writer who pockets the do’s and don’ts they so generously offer might even avoid penning something like this –
I was pulling a beer for Billy when the bitch blew through the bat wing doors like a sultry wind. She was a curvaceous, voluptuous, sumptuous, bodacious broad with wide 40 inch born to breed hips and magnificent 55D milk bags. The dress she had on was about as useful as plastic wrap. Her eyes had the greenish glint of a predator cat on the prowl. Her wet snaky tongue slid hungrily over full red lips. Lips that looked like they could suck the glitter off an Earl Scheib paint job. Every man in the joint wanted her but it was my little buddy Billy at the bar that she pinned with a stiletto stare. A slow slutty smile slithered across her face as she crooked a finger at him.
“Come're little fella. Mama has some sugar for ya.” She said huskily.
“Ohhhhmyygooodgod! Does she mean me?” Billy asked worriedly.
“Looks that way.” I said grimly.
“What should I do?” He asked uncertainly.
“Pay me for your beer and then go die like a man…or if you think you can out run her the back door ain’t locked.” I said helpfully
Of course one must start with the mechanics of language, such as grammar, syntax and spelling, the nuts and bolts if you will. It is the necessary but often dry matter that teachers attempt to impart early on. While such basics as the role of the adjective versus the adverb are timeless some past rules have evolved.
Take the case of the dangling participle. Many notable authors were caught with their parts dangling when it was still a sin. The evolution of looser styles and reader acceptance has eroded many strictures. A sentence such as “Being familiar with most of the dives along the wharf, I recommended Darcy’s as an establishment where a clean whore might be found.” This is now perfectly acceptable as long as an author abstains from repetitious dangling.
Then we have the stranded preposition as in the quote erroneously attributed to Churchill – “This is the sort of English up with which I will not put!” That bit of absurdity made its point but there are exceptions to the rule as with “Which of the goodies that comprise the female anatomy are you most interested in?”
Having studied a good many grammar texts, I recommend “Oxford Modern English Grammar”. Oh crap, I fear I’ve just dangled again!
Then there is the tricky business of style. “The Elements of Style” by William Strunk Jr. and E. B. White is a first step of course. As stated, those gents only provide the elements with which to evolve a style. I would issue a warning here, just as you are what you eat, to some extent we become what we read. This can be an obstacle to developing a unique written voice. It is all too easy to absorb another writer’s style by unconscious osmosis. Exercises in précis are very useful in that they allow one to take a single text and recreate the theme in a variety of tones. Choose an interesting page on any topic, then cut out all the fat - adjectives, adverbs and non-essential sentences - until you have the bare bones of what was communicated. Use that as a sculptor might use a wire frame and remodel it with your words. If you do this several times with the same skeleton of facts the nuances of each version may prove very revealing.
Before publication I suggest proof reading your work at least three times. If you have an editor that person deserves your efforts also. Do the read through slowly and rely on spell check only for a basic start. I have found using different colored fonts helpful; Black for triple proofed text, red for work in progress and blue for notes and ideas at the very bottom of the piece.
For advice on crafting a storyline, character development and a host of other devilish details I list these gems:
Stephen King’s On Writing and On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft
Dean Koontz. How to Write Bestselling Fiction
James Scott Bell - Plot & Structure: Techniques and Exercises for Crafting a Plot that Grips Readers from Start to Finish.
Reading those works by three very able authors will both entertain and instruct the novice and journeyman alike. A writer who pockets the do’s and don’ts they so generously offer might even avoid penning something like this –
I was pulling a beer for Billy when the bitch blew through the bat wing doors like a sultry wind. She was a curvaceous, voluptuous, sumptuous, bodacious broad with wide 40 inch born to breed hips and magnificent 55D milk bags. The dress she had on was about as useful as plastic wrap. Her eyes had the greenish glint of a predator cat on the prowl. Her wet snaky tongue slid hungrily over full red lips. Lips that looked like they could suck the glitter off an Earl Scheib paint job. Every man in the joint wanted her but it was my little buddy Billy at the bar that she pinned with a stiletto stare. A slow slutty smile slithered across her face as she crooked a finger at him.
“Come're little fella. Mama has some sugar for ya.” She said huskily.
“Ohhhhmyygooodgod! Does she mean me?” Billy asked worriedly.
“Looks that way.” I said grimly.
“What should I do?” He asked uncertainly.
“Pay me for your beer and then go die like a man…or if you think you can out run her the back door ain’t locked.” I said helpfully