God Damn it!

[SusanJillParker]

They closed my thread. Oh, my God. I can't believe it. They closed my thread.

I came by to have my coffee while watching CNN news to find my thread closed.

My TV, my laptop, and my purse are still in there. I can see them from the outside window. Oh, there's Laurel.

Geez, I thought she was taller than that. Even at her age, she still is quite beautiful and she does have wicked big tits. Her breasts are as big as my huge breasts. Obviously, she's not wearing her high heels but sneakers is why she looks shorter than I remember her the last time I saw her at her castle.

Actually, with her money, I thought she would have hired people to clean out closed threads. I remember when they cleaned out Scouries three level thread, they found the late, great Anna Nicole's panties and Ozzie Osborne's glasses.

'Hmm, I wonder what they do with all of this stuff. Literotica should give it away as prizes but I need my pocketbook and laptop back. I don't care so much about the TV.

"Hello? Laurel? Hello? I left my pocketbook and laptop in there. Would you allow me in to get them? Please."

Obviously she's busy. She just held up her index finger. I guess I'll just have to wait until she's done with whatever she's doing.

Wait, what is she doing now? Oh, my God! I can't believe what I'm seeing. She's beating someone with a whip. Oh, my God! She has TxRad, Sr71plt, and LoveCraft68 tied up and thrown in the corner and she's whipping them.

"Whip them for me, Laurel. Whip them harder for me! Whip the shit out of them for being so mean to me."

'Whip! Whip! Whip! Whip!'

"And anytime you see a thread by SusanJillParker, you leave her the Hell alone. Do you hear me? Do you understand?"

'Whip! Whip! Whip! Whip!'

"She's my most prolific writer. She writes the best stories and I make a lot of money from fans reading what she writes. You three are only interested in making idiotic, nonsensical posts on my forum boards. You three stooges are only here to start trouble. You three morons act as if you own the place.

'Whip! Whip! Whip! Whip!'

"Please Laurel, don't whip me again," cried Sr71plt. "I'm just a little, old gay man. I'm sorry for bashing Dr. Susan Jill Parker. I promise never to be mean to her again. I promise never to lie about her ever again."

'Whip! Whip! Whip! Whip!'

"Please Laurel, I'm an elderly dyke of a woman," said TxRad. "Please stop whipping me. Okay, okay, I admit that I'm not from Texas but New Hampshire. I promise never to write another mean lie about Dr. Susan Jill Parker again."

'Whip! Whip! Whip! Whip!'

"Oh, my God," said LoveCraft. "Whip me again, only harder. After you whip me, would you mind stretching me on the rack. Hopefully you can make me taller than 4'9" height," said LoveCraft.

Laurel glared at the three poor excuses for humans.

"I'm not done with you. You three stay right there until I bring the hot tar to a boil and open my bag of feathers."

Laurel opened the front door.

"I'm so sorry you had to see that, Dr. Susan Jill Parker. Come get your things. I'm sorry for how these three idiots mistreated you. Every time you post a thread while minding your own business and not bothering anyone but adding entertainment to the forum boards, all of these whacko men come out of the woodwork to bash your threads. You have my sincerest and deepest apologies, Dr. Susan Jill Parker," said Laurel bowing.

I gave her a hug only our huge breasts prevented us from hugging one another too close and too hard.

"Thank you, Laurel. And please, I know you've been trying to give me more Green E's but I have enough. I don't want to be a Green E hog. Save them for someone else. Actually, I'd love to see you give a Green E to Miss TxRad or the dwarf, LoveCraft."

Laurel looked at me as if I had lost my mind.

"Never," said Laurel. "I'd never give a Green E to either of those troublemakers. If only everyone could be more like you, Dr. Susan Jill Parker, I wouldn't have to close threads."

I looked at Laurel and smiled.

"Not everyone can be as kind, loving, gracious, polite, open, honest, modest, and entertaining as me," I said.

Dr. Susan Jill Parker

 

[TxRad]

Poor Freddie, he never learns. Never learns any at all.

 

[lovecraft68]

Next time instead of closing it I vote it gets moved in th GB. They would love Freddie over there. I would be happy to help them get to know him by posting links to their greatest hits.

 

[Kantarii]

Let's all have a moment of silence for the dearly departedKant

"We are brought forth unto this world with nothing, and with nothing we depart". So I commit this body to the ground. Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust. ( Taken from Venom's song "Buried Alive" of Black Metal album. Classic!

 

[OmnislashXX]

Nah, she's too busy rejecting submissions to actually whip anybody.

 

[SusanJillParker]

Laura, the three Stooges haven't learned from their mistakes. As soon as you left, they're back to attacking me again.

This time, instead of just threatening them with being tarred and feathered, I suggest you really do it.

Understandably, both pretend pilot and Miss NHrad like feathers and HateShip enjoys pain, I could see why you decided not to tar and feather them.

However, maybe there's another way to punish them.

Oh, I know, you could identify NHrad as an alternate of...Scouries and pretend pilot as an alternate of...Sarrrah.

I wouldn't bother doing anything with HateShip. It's enough that he must go through life as a dwarf, the poor thing.

"Follow the Yellow Brick Road."

My apologies to all of the little people out there. Peter Dinklage as Tyrion Lannister is my favorite character. He speaks in the way HateShip wishes he could write.

Please don't be too hard on them Laurel for they're are too dimwitted to understand.

 

[lovecraft68]

Dear Laurel,

Why must we deal with this? The AH mod himself has confessed they know exactly who this person is and as the saying goes 'they ain't no lady' he knows its freddie, you know its freddie.

You know everything they have done here including the disgusting dead baby thread. You know they are not here to discuss writing or contribute anything other than bullshit.

You are a supporter of freedom of speech. Well, as most of the net has learned freedom of speech has done little more than enabled bullying and lies. Even Reddit has finally begun banning trolls.

This man finds humor in mocking women and children who have been raped and abused. This man constantly attacks the same posters repeatedly and also gamed and ruined the survivor contest. They troll stories, they bomb the people they hate and they try to mislead new posters in the same manner scouries does.

recently they even had two posts removed for discussing under age. I've seen GB members banned for that. Yet nothing here. Just about every single one of freddies(they are not worth the capital F) threads end up closed.

Yet nothing else happens. We're tired of hearing about ignore. Ignore is the answer when a poster does not like a certain poster. Ignore does nothing to hinder site wide pariahs.

So I guess what I am asking is the question many here have asked publicly and also privately to long time members. Why is this not taken care of once and for all?

 

[SusanJillParker]

Dear Laurel,

Why must we deal with this? The AH mod himself has confessed they know exactly who this person is and as the saying goes 'they ain't no lady' he knows its freddie, you know its freddie.

You know everything they have done here including the disgusting dead baby thread. You know they are not here to discuss writing or contribute anything other than bullshit.

You are a supporter of freedom of speech. Well, as most of the net has learned freedom of speech has done little more than enabled bullying and lies. Even Reddit has finally begun banning trolls.

This man finds humor in mocking women and children who have been raped and abused. This man constantly attacks the same posters repeatedly and also gamed and ruined the survivor contest. They troll stories, they bomb the people they hate and they try to mislead new posters in the same manner scouries does.

recently they even had two posts removed for discussing under age. I've seen GB members banned for that. Yet nothing here. Just about every single one of freddies(they are not worth the capital F) threads end up closed.

Yet nothing else happens. We're tired of hearing about ignore. Ignore is the answer when a poster does not like a certain poster. Ignore does nothing to hinder site wide pariahs.

So I guess what I am asking is the question many here have asked publicly and also privately to long time members. Why is this not taken care of once and for all?

Why do they allow me to make a post to my own thread that I started and that had nothing to do with you? Duh, dwarf, because you're the asshole, not me.

I'll tell you what, genius, why not start your own thread so that I may piss, shit, and vomit all over that.

Now, leave me in peace. Give me the same courtesy that I give you. I don't bother you. I don't follow you around the board yet here you are again making an asshole of yourself. Whenever you start an idiotic thread, I don't post to it.

Listen, I understand your life is not easy being a dwarf but maybe if you found religion. Maybe if you hung around other dwarfs who were shorter than you, that would make you feel like the bigger man.

Yet, here, you're not even a big fish in small pond. Go look in the mirror, Tiny Tim. You're a dwarf.

"Follow the Yellow Brick Road, HateShip."

 

[SusanJillParker]

By the way, Bully, the only bullies here are Sr71plt, TxRad, and...you.

Fuck off!

 

[CoffeeWithMonkeys]

Why do they allow me to make a post to my own thread that I started and that had nothing to do with you? Duh, dwarf, because you're the asshole, not me.

I'll tell you what, genius, why not start your own thread so that I may piss, shit, and vomit all over that.

Now, leave me in peace. Give me the same courtesy that I give you. I don't bother you. I don't follow you around the board yet here you are again making an asshole of yourself. Whenever you start an idiotic thread, I don't post to it.

Listen, I understand your life is not easy being a dwarf but maybe if you found religion. Maybe if you hung around other dwarfs who were shorter than you, that would make you feel like the bigger man.

Yet, here, you're not even a big fish in small pond. Go look in the mirror, Tiny Tim. You're a dwarf.

"Follow the Yellow Brick Road, HateShip."

But see it does have to do with LoveCraft because you made it about him in your OP.
He has every right to come here to defend himself.

 

[SusanJillParker]

But see it does have to do with LoveCraft because you made it about him in your OP.
He has every right to come here to defend himself.

You haven't been around long enough to know that Sr71plt, TxRad, and LoveCraft have been harassing me for years.

Every single time I make a post, they post right behind me to say that I'm a man and not a woman. Every time I make a post, they call me Freddie.

I don't bother them. I stick to my own thread. Yet, whatever thread I make, there they are pulling the same shit while pointing their fingers at me and writing that I'm the one who started the trouble.

 

[Kantarii]

But see it does have to do with LoveCraft because you made it about him in your OP.
He has every right to come here to defend himself.

That's what I would do

 

[lovecraft68]

You haven't been around long enough to know that Sr71plt, TxRad, and LoveCraft have been harassing me for years.

Every single time I make a post, they post right behind me to say that I'm a man and not a woman. Every time I make a post, they call me Freddie.

I don't bother them. I stick to my own thread. Yet, whatever thread I make, there they are pulling the same shit while pointing their fingers at me and writing that I'm the one who started the trouble.

Exactly. They have not been around long enough to have spent years listening to you post as a man and of course missed the dead baby thread.

So we just make sure people get the full story about you before they decide to buy into your crap and constant whining about your alleged victimization.

Get off your cross freddie, no one is buying your sob stories of persecution in real life or here.

 

[SusanJillParker]

That's what I would do

Sr71plt and TxRad have been harassing me since I wrote as BostonFictionWriter in 2007.

HateShip joined the club in 2009.

Now, I don't bother them. I mind my own business. I posts to my own threadss.

This thread was started because of all of the mean and nasty things they continue saying about me. I'm not a man. I'm a woman. My name is not Freddie, it's Susan. Yet, they continue calling me a man and calling me Freddie.

So what? Who cares? Yet, when I defend myself, everyone sides with these assholes.

Just check to see who immediately posts to my threads after I make a thread, no matter what thread I make, even one asking for help in buying a car.

Just check to see who immediately attacks me as soon as I make a post to this board.

"I did not purposely delete 33,000 e-mails and I will make my taxes publically available as soon as Sr71plt can prove that he really is a pilot, that TxRad can prove that he's not a butch dyke, and HateShip can prove that he's not a dwarf."

I rest my case.

Dr. Susan Jill Parker, the most prolific and modest writer on Literotica.

Thank you so very much for posting to my thread.