Whatever happened to Lit's Most Trusted Poster Lancecastor?

[GimpyIntellect]

Many of you newbies won't recognize his name, as Lance hasn't been around in several years.

Back in the olden days, I would set my alarm clock to the early morning, just to be able to spend a few minutes with him. His kindness towards me, and to others was unmatched. He always had something nice to say.

I'm guessing he's left this all behind. Considering he has a very, very big penis and the looks to match, I wouldn't be surprised if he was surrounded by a bevy of women at this very moment.

Here's to you, Lance!

 

[raindancer]

He's not around much but Lance posted a couple weeks ago.

A big penis is such a heavy burden to bear!

 

[hashtag45]

Only Lance?
I thought that all you GB men had big penises.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

he is posting as GrandpaBill bro!

Stew

 

[Emerson40]

School is back in session and Lance has responsibilities. He takes his role as Lit's Coed Coozehound seriously.

 

[Disgustipated]

He's chillin with miles. I'll let you saps know when I'm ready.

 

[Darbhinder]

He's concocting more dumb fables to tell. Give him a few weeks.

 

[RobDownSouth]

His computer is offline, it's currently hooked up to a 3D printer.

He's using it to make a life-sized replica of LoveToRead.

 

[Misshotndeep]

I remember him. He was a nice guy. Not to many of those to be found here.

 

[chillywilly2]

I heard he eloped with islandman...they both used to be on here 20 hours a day

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

I remember him. He was a nice guy. Not to many of those to be found here.

That is either sarcasm or you have the worst memory in history.

 

[hashtag45]

That is either sarcasm or you have the worst memory in history.

He was among the few Litsters who treated me decently when I was ganged upon when I joined and later on, even though I was pretty much all over the place and annoying. And I'm greatful to him for that.
By contrast, your libertard buddies treated me like crap.

He's the type of person who can be, indeed, rude to people. By the same token, he also tends to stand up for the powerless (the underdogs or those who are being bullied).
EDIT
A pretty rare quality on the GB, where the Clique or mob mentality are the rule. Although there are other exceptions too (like silver gurl, biddin time and so on).

 

[Emerson40]

Same here, Ulaven.
He was among the few Litsters who treated me decently when I was ganged upon when I joined amd later on, even though I was pretty much all over the place and annoying. And I'm greatful to him for that.
By contrast, your libertard buddies treated me like crap.

He's the type of person who can be, indeed, rude to people. By the same token, he also tends to stand up for the powerless (the underdogs or those who are being bullied).

Geeze.


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[hashtag45]

he is posting as GrandpaBill bro!

Stew

Stew again…
He did seem to comment on posters' sexual prowess quite a bit indeed, so the pun was spot on.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Lance was on Lit 23.99 hours most days up till a few weeks ago. At least it seemed that often.
I liked/like Lance even though he could be rude, crude, maybe even nude but he had a way with words and was the best builder in the world of useless junk even Home Depot didn't offer.

I'd guess Lanciepoo is still here under one of many Alts being both kind and unkind because that's the kind of guy he is. He could also be on one of his many world tours helping mankind and womanhood where he is needed most.
One episode of Ozzie and Jack not on tour I thought I saw Lance helping a little old lady across a road................ or maybe pushing her in front of a truck.
Without a world of Lances life would be boring.

PS I also trust Lancecastor. From what I've learned he always speaks the truth and is kind to lost puppies.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Many of you newbies won't recognize his name, as Lance hasn't been around in several years.

Back in the olden days, I would set my alarm clock to the early morning, just to be able to spend a few minutes with him. His kindness towards me, and to others was unmatched. He always had something nice to say.

I'm guessing he's left this all behind. Considering he has a very, very big penis and the looks to match, I wouldn't be surprised if he was surrounded by a bevy of women at this very moment.

Here's to you, Lance!

I'm curious as to how you know this??? Is there a super secret thread no one speaks of, because it's super secret, of course.

 

[lovetoread]

His computer is offline, it's currently hooked up to a 3D printer.

He's using it to make a life-sized replica of LoveToRead.

Dude!

 

[Killswitch1]

I'm curious as to how you know this??? Is there a super secret thread no one speaks of, because it's super secret, of course.

Apparently gimps a lance alt.

lol

 

[Killswitch1]

His computer is offline, it's currently hooked up to a 3D printer.

He's using it to make a life-sized replica of LoveToRead.

Because it will take a short time to create her cuz shes so short.

 

[silver gurl]

Garnate has him chained down in her basement. Once in awhile, she goes down to poke sticks and throw rocks at him.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Garnate has him chained down in her basement. Once in awhile, she goes down to poke sticks and throw rocks at him.

If we bring our own bucket of rocks and pointed sticks can we join? We'll also bring our own popcorn and beer.

 

[silver gurl]

If we bring our own bucket of rocks and pointed sticks can we join? We'll also bring our own popcorn and beer.

I am sure it could be agreed upon. The more the merrier! And beer!

 

[pink]

I know most Litsters dislike him and there have been times in the past when I detested him. Now, I find him kinda entertaining. It's been awfully quiet round these parts since his vacation from Lit.

 

[butters]

Lance was on Lit 23.99 hours most days up till a few weeks ago. At least it seemed that often.
I liked/like Lance even though he could be rude, crude, maybe even nude but he had a way with words and was the best builder in the world of useless junk even Home Depot didn't offer.

I'd guess Lanciepoo is still here under one of many Alts being both kind and unkind because that's the kind of guy he is. He could also be on one of his many world tours helping mankind and womanhood where he is needed most.
One episode of Ozzie and Jack not on tour I thought I saw Lance helping a little old lady across a road................ or maybe pushing her in front of a truck.
Without a world of Lances life would be boring.

PS I also trust Lancecastor. From what I've learned he always speaks the truth and is kind to lost puppies.

i really hope this is genuine tongue-in-cheek - for your sake.

 

[chillywilly2]

Never know...he may be doing 30 days...and don't expect him to get early release for good behavior