While the wife's away the husband will.....?

[roxs12ems]

Hanging out at home along tonight. Help me finish this sentence.

While the wife's away the husband will.....?

~Matt

 

[asian2015]

Hanging out at home along tonight. Help me finish this sentence.

While the wife's away the husband will.....?

~Matt

...go (play) on lit.

 

[oOMinxOo]

Find his minx.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Hanging out at home along tonight. Help me finish this sentence.

While the wife's away the husband will.....?

~Matt

....rent a movie and pop some popcorn??

 

[pantyboy1989]

On a night shift at work. Wife away so planning what underwear of hers im going to wear when I get home and how I'm going to cum

 

[dacoach44]

at the least...

Find his minx.

Find somebody who likes cock.

http://imgur.com/BQjmYKP

 

[hex2112]

He will suck cock.

 

[IlsaBlackbone]

While the wife's away the husband will.....?

...submit.

 

[Lollygirl26]

Hanging out at home along tonight. Help me finish this sentence.

While the wife's away the husband will.....?

~Matt

Get the house chores done.

 

[FarFlunked]

Get the house chores done.

Got my chores done.

Next suggestion?

 

[Purduemyron]

Probably..

Eat ass

 

[Skowt]

....rent a movie and pop some popcorn??

Might be right about "popping" but I guess it wouldn't be popcorn.

 

[Him15]

Im seeing arson

 

[mrspank30]

Surf porn while watching sports

 

[SexyLitForAll]

Surf porn while watching sports

Ditto, Bro!

 

[hadruprider]

... spend most of the day browsing literotica, watching lesbian porn videos and masturbating.

That's my Saturday anyway.

 

[Slightlybentrod]

Uh mow the yard and pasture and do laundry...

 

[Que]

. . .will find the pasture through the open gate less attainable then he thought.

 

[afriquemystique]

While the wife's away the husband will.....?

...post desperately on the Personals board?

But yeah, masturbate and consume slightly too much sugar, as has been accurately predicted already.

 

[beingtrue2me]

He'll dirty every possible dish in the house, have stuff stacked so high on the living room furniture that you have to kick a trail to the bathroom. He will have to go buy new underwear cause he has no earthly idea how this modern convenience called a washing machine works and he will eat all the food then make several trips to every pizza place in town. Stacking the boxes on the coffee table of course. THEN when she is due to return home he will make a hell bent effort to clean the house leaving it looking like a train went thru it all the while feeling quite proud of himself for surviving the entire time alone. Sound about right?