Common Cause

Hussar73

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Late in WW2, Allied airmen (a Brit, a Frenchman, two Americans all led by an intrepid American Colonel) escaping from Stalag Luft XXX POW camp encounter a group of ferocious women commando-barmaids in a forest near Bremen, Germany. The commando-barmaids are dressed in leather St Pauli Girl Summer Pattern uniforms and are well armed with Schmeissers and Lugers. The Americans and German barmaid commandos make sweet, sweet common cause, then go out to battle a brigade of undead Nazi dire wolves and Soviet commie-drones, in a fight to the death for Freedom.
 
Sounds good. How does it end?

there's an epic last stand, like Custer at the Alamo, with hundreds of undead nazis and commies ringing the surviving barmaid commandos and Allied POW escapees. The leader of the barmaid commandos, now topless because of the brutally vicious fighting, takes aim at the nazi alpha dire wolf, but her submachine gun clicks on an empty magazine. just then, the intrepid American Colonel rises up with his massive sword and impales her I mean cuts off the wolf's head. the commies and nazis flee.
 
Of course followed by the survivors' celebratory fuckfest, commandos and allies happily swapping body fluids. That's after a providential B25 bombing raid obliterates the fleeing formations of commies and nazis (ka-boom). Final shot: smoke and flames from burning evil corpses in the background; orgy-time in the foreground; fade with I WANT TO TEACH THE WORLD TO SING (In Perfect Harmony)...

Alternate ending: HALL OF THE MOUNTAIN KING plays as clusters of Kobolds sneak up from the underworld. What new threats face the human fuckers? Cue the cliffhanger...
 
Of course followed by the survivors' celebratory fuckfest, commandos and allies happily swapping body fluids. That's after a providential B25 bombing raid obliterates the fleeing formations of commies and nazis (ka-boom). Final shot: smoke and flames from burning evil corpses in the background; orgy-time in the foreground; fade with I WANT TO TEACH THE WORLD TO SING (In Perfect Harmony)...

Alternate ending: HALL OF THE MOUNTAIN KING plays as clusters of Kobolds sneak up from the underworld. What new threats face the human fuckers? Cue the cliffhanger...

I was thinking Night on Bald Mountain, but is the ending orgtastic enough? or maybe something from that Holst dude, remember? the guy who ripped off John Williams.
 
I was thinking Night on Bald Mountain, but is the ending orgtastic enough? or maybe something from that Holst dude, remember? the guy who ripped off John Williams.
I also considered BALD MOUNTAIN, and the CONAN music from CARMINA BURANA, and HALL OF THE MOUNTAIN KING. (I manage to work the last into a guitar lullaby.) But not CLIMB EVERY MOUNTAIN. I have my limits.

Meanwhile, the survivors have found that grease guns loaded with blank runds fired into rounded cannisters make excellent sex toys. Yes, gunpowder as an aphrodisiac. Cue the music: a GOOD VIBRATIONS / BANG A GONG medly. And fade...
 
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