We all scream for ice cream!

[DeepGreenEyes]

Summer is a dying breeze. Or, if here, waits with sand between its toes for the long ride back to cars and deadlines and the first frost.

But don't be sad. This thread aims to entice summer to linger just a little longer.

Here is my challenge: if your kinks, sexual proclivities and erotic interests were a flavor of ice cream, how would you describe it?

Use as many descriptions, toppings, mix-ins or serving options as you need.



(Thanks summer; and thanks to a related thread in the PG for the inspiration.)

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

(DD Sadist Crunch)

Sweet milk and intense dark chocolates, liberally mixed with chunks of cayenne pepper for some weird and painful surprises. A little nuts. Sugar cone provides support.

(This was suggested to me, so I can't take credit, except that it's odd, for which I will take blame.)

 

[Farawyn]

Me?
Well, I'll start with... Vanilla.
In a waffle cone, since I tend to drip.
Sprinkled with nuts, and a gumdrop nipple.

My favorite flavor?
Pralines and Dick:

https://youtu.be/09SyYkde1zk

 

[Farawyn]

Are there tasting spoons?

 

[Hypoxia]

On a hot day, insert cold ice cream into various of your body orifices.

Or have a good friend do it for/to you.

Yow.

 

[Farawyn]

On a hot day, insert cold ice cream into various of your body orifices.

Or have a good friend do it for/to you.

Yow.

With a scoop?
Fingers?

Shall we do spread handstands under the Carvel soft serve and have someone pull the lever?

Our ears are technically orifices. There, too?

What flavor are you?

Rules? Did you read the rules?

 

[Blue]

An a-healthy mix of rum, banana, pistachio, mocha coffee and strawberry.
In a 'cake' cone.
Cause they're cute.

There is a meaning to this madness.

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

Coffee ice cream with caramel swirls, topped with a mixture of sea salt and caffeine pills, on a chocolate dipped waffle cone. Sprinkles optional.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

What if someone is lactose intolerant?
Can they chose to be sherbet?

 

[MyNameIsNO]

that wasn't fair.

I'll give it a go

Malcavian Top Hat Ripple.

Irish cream with dreamy swirls of french vanilla and miraculously food grade blood, all ruined by an annoying propensity of cashews and almonds. Properly served in a bowl with a waffle cone hat. Or is it served on a waffle cone with a paper bowl hat? Either end might be top or bottom from one moment to the next, but it's up to you to switch it around and decide how to eat it.

Can't you be waffle cone on one side and like, sugar cone of the other?
It's kinda hard to eat a paper bowl. Bad for your gut too.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[seela]

A fallen ice cream. Probably soft serve. Whatever flavor. No sprinkles.

Edit: No sprinkles but yes chocolate chips.

 

[Cakecups]

With a scoop?
Fingers?

Shall we do spread handstands under the Carvel soft serve and have someone pull the lever?

Our ears are technically orifices. There, too?

What flavor are you?

Rules? Did you read the rules?

Handstand under the carvel soft serve made me break out in silent giggles

 

[MastersDelight]

Hmmmm

I'd be blackberry ice cream, and vanilla, in a waffle cone. Topped with shaved dark chocolate, strawberry sauce, cashews, and whipped cream.

 

[Mrtenant]

Cappucino dark chocolate chunk with a drizzle of caramel, thin mints and molten hot fudge atop bananas in metallic sundae dish decorated with licorice whips, edible pearls, and googly eyes....

Or maybe just a single dip scoop of chocolate in a waffle cone...

 

[Tommybowler]

vagina flavoured raspberry nipple

 

[MeekMe]

Rich chocolate ice cream with dark chocolate covered almonds mixed in. It's topped with salty, buttery popcorn and chewy gummy bears.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

OK. This was supposed to be all cute and fun and BDSMy and it mostly just made me really, really hungry.

Me?
Well, I'll start with... Vanilla.
In a waffle cone, since I tend to drip.
Sprinkled with nuts, and a gumdrop nipple.

My favorite flavor?
Pralines and Dick:

https://youtu.be/09SyYkde1zk

F, if you're gonna spew, spew into this cake cone, OK?

What if someone is lactose intolerant?
Can they chose to be sherbet?

Yes, That's a sure bet. Or some weird soy ice cream.

I miss Icecream.


I migh be a semifredo though.

But, alternatively, if I am going with Icecream, then I am a Sundae certainly, with crystallised violets and roses, sugared brittle shard, with nuts but also seeds brittles. Fruits like sugared figs. The Icecreamice are orange, and rose, and pistachio and lemon, and sesame, and deep dark burnt sugar...lots of flavours, And it all sounds lovely until you realise that I have sundae parlour menu envy and would love to try other things too, but I cannot eat more.

It's true. You could make canned soup sound magical.

A fallen ice cream. Probably soft serve. Whatever flavor. No sprinkles.

Edit: No sprinkles but yes chocolate chips.

No mushroom ribbon????

Much as I loooove irish cream, maybe it was reaching a bit to ascribe it to myself.

This morning, after bicycling in the rain (which I shall have to do at least twice more today), I would settle for a nice vanilla scoop in mug of hot cocoa.. ie "boring jacuzzi sex"... but given none of those components are available... darn. We're out of ice cream. And hot cocoa.

Stag's 31 flavors.

Handstand under the carvel soft serve made me break out in silent giggles

Cakecups, you and Hypoxia are not gonna do us a flavor??

 

[MyNameIsNO]

THAT was your problem with it?

If someone gives you a fudgebar, do you try to eat the stick?

Well I don't know Staggy. Sometimes I need something to bite down on.

 

[Farawyn]

Aahhhhaaaaa!

"F"

 

[Farawyn]

Well I don't know Staggy. Sometimes I need something to bite down on.

I heard that about you.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Hmmm... I'd be a sweet, creamy strawberry softly swirled in a waffle cone because they taste so good, and so do I. There would be candy sprinkles on top, too, to make you smile.

 

[Farawyn]

Thank God no one said Pumpkin.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[cookiecat]

I'm vanilla. Not the sugar free, fat free kind. Full of yum. Not good for you if eaten in extremes. But I bet you'd pass me by for some other exotic flavor. Something not so plain. On the outside Im conventional. Comfortable.

That's ok. I want the ice cream eater who values a steady base, a tried and true commodity. I want someone who knows he can add what he enjoys to make it his own.

Eaten plain, Im pretty damn tasty. A sure thing. Add something fun, something crunchy, something sticky and sweet. Add another scoop if you wish! Experimenting is fun.