Story of an American man who got scammed by a foreign woman

[lovetoread]

i did this husband thing all wrong!

i didnt know about the husbandsrus shop

can we have a do over?

 

[neci]

dammit. garnate is making me hungry.

 

[Garnate]

Last time I ordered a man, the police were all up in my bidness.

 

[neci]

i did this husband thing all wrong!

i didnt know about the husbandsrus shop

can we have a do over?

you can always book a weekend flight to the DR.

 

[Garnate]

dammit. garnate is making me hungry.

I ordered in a shrimp po' boy for lunch. Seafood gumbo and fried broccoli for dinner later. OMFG ALL I'M DOING IS EATING HERE HELP.

 

[hashtag45]

This is about Ishtard and dolf, right?

Sorry Ish and dolf, but this made me chuckle.

He's like one of those jack russels that start annoying you to death with their excessive energy,
but then they pull a funny thing and all is forgotten.

 

[neci]

I ordered in a shrimp po' boy for lunch. Seafood gumbo and fried broccoli for dinner later. OMFG ALL I'M DOING IS EATING HERE HELP.

good god, that sounds good. if i want to eat, i have to cook. that or eat seeds and nuts. we should drink.

 

[bronzeage]

Last time I ordered a man, the police were all up in my bidness.

Next time, don't have him delivered in the trunk of car.

 

[Garnate]

good god, that sounds good. if i want to eat, i have to cook. that or eat seeds and nuts. we should drink.

Girl. Let's drink and cook. I brought vodka with me but I haven't had any alcohol in over a month. It's time.

 

[Garnate]

Next time, don't have him delivered in the trunk of car.

They complain so loudly, though, with all their yells and screams. Drama queens....

 

[neci]

Girl. Let's drink and cook. I brought vodka with me but I haven't had any alcohol in over a month. It's time.

cheers! i have booze. to start, i will sip tequila with you. there's also a big pumpkin that needs to be cooked up.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Did LJ forget his password today too?

Did LJ forget his password today bro?



di nada

 

[hashtag45]

Did LJ forget his password today bro?



di nada

That one was funny too.
I love browsing through these threads.

 

[Garnate]

cheers! i have booze. to start, i will sip tequila with you. there's also a big pumpkin that needs to be cooked up.

You will be the end of me.

 

[neci]

You will be the end of me.

not yet! i'm going to have to tackle the pumpkin tomorrow when i'm not drinking tequila. right now it's roasted delicata squash, green olives and maybe tacos later. saturday night is always a good taco night.

 

[Garnate]

not yet! i'm going to have to tackle the pumpkin tomorrow when i'm not drinking tequila. right now it's roasted delicata squash, green olives and maybe tacos later. saturday night is always a good taco night.

You had me at tacos. I'll bring Johnny with me or he'll bitch.

 

[Saint Peter]

I could go for a taco tonight.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Johnny doesn't bitch, he makes helpful comments

 

[Garnate]

I could go for a taco tonight.

If you wanna head about an hour south of DC, we could go have tacos. I will not hold my breath for that, though.

 

[neci]

there's a new place right down the street. tacos, burritos, huaraches, sopes, tostadas, quesadillas. they even have menudo on the weekends.

 

[Garnate]

there's a new place right down the street. tacos, burritos, huaraches, sopes, tostadas, quesadillas. they even have menudo on the weekends.

 

[Jennifer]

Girl. Let's drink and cook. I brought vodka with me but I haven't had any alcohol in over a month. It's time.

I thought I knew you.

 

[Garnate]

I thought I knew you.

RIGHT??


Apparently alcohol isn't a good diet food.

 

[Jennifer]

RIGHT??


Apparently alcohol isn't a good diet food.

Diet? Fuck that noise. Look how happy Funk is.

 

[Garnate]

Diet? Fuck that noise. Look how happy Funk is.

*Dies*