My Shady Goods

[HonorableRogue]

I love it when you get up for us ladies. Oh and take pics.

Up, down, in, out, in, shake it all about...

Oops! I'm mixing my Hanky Panky and my Hokey Pokey. I need to be more careful. I doubt any woman wants a Hanky Pokey or a Hokey Panky.

And lest I forget.

Conducting experiments. Are you some kinda of mad scientist? You are certainly driving us mad.

Yes I know that was corny and may have even made you wince. But after you did that you smiled. Admit it. You smiled. And so are we my friend.

I will buy you a teddy bear. I will deliver said teddy bear. If the teddy is not willing to snuggle.... I am.

I love Mondays with Rogue!

I can't be a mad scientist until I become someone's arch nemesis. Maybe I'll open a Lit advert.

WANTED: Up and coming mad scientist seeks nemesis to foil plots at last moment. Applicants must excel at witty banter and look good in a spandex hero costume. Include photo, banter example audio and spandex color preference with application.​

I admit it. I smiled.

One of those Build-a-Bear teddy bears? Or maybe a nice soft Gund? The night I picked up Jiminy I also picked up a 3' teddy bear. That was the last bear I owned. A new one would be nice. You can be my little spoon and the bear can be yours. Make a lovely sandwich.

Since Mondays tend to suck, the least I can do is try to make one suck a little less for the ladies of Lit. But to maintain the cosmic suck balance each of the ladies will have to suck a little more some other way. I have faith each of you will find a way.

Always nice to see you up.

Always nice to be up for you Ms G. That way you have something to look at.

Nudes? When have you EVER sent me nudes? I have the draft ready and I can post it to you. For payment, I need a lock of your hair and 4mL of blood in a clean vial.
If I have any further questions, I shall give you a call on your hotline.

I liked it when I could say only that one line ... and now I am supposed to say something creative and clever, when all I can really say is,

NICE...

Huh? I must have sent them to some other Lizzie?!? Maybe LizzieSt. I hope she enjoyed them. But that means I need to send you 4 nude pics. I'll get on that right away (then you can get on it after ). Please post the draft. My bed felt awfully empty this morning. I'd like to have a snuggle buddy selected by the weekend.

You do realize human cloning is illegal right? Oh wait... Hair and blood. You're planning to frame me for a crime! Oh I've got a hotline with your name on it! Go ahead, wrap your hand around it and put the receiver near your mouth.

I liked you saying that one line too. I'm still surprised you picked a safe word that long. More like a safe phrase. The whole reference to wood was a nice touch.

Cheers

P.S. Round one done. Round two after lunch.

 

[Omegawolfen]

I owe replies. Sorry but they only let me have one phonecall. I thought posting a new picture was more important than responding to comments. Here it is...

Don't worry about me. A nice man named Bubba said he'd look after me. I'll reply when I'm a free man again.

Cheers

HR behind bars,this is not good. Looks like I will have to do a Prison Break. Then you can search all my tattoos for the way out

 

[LizzieEr]

I owe replies. Sorry but they only let me have one phonecall. I thought posting a new picture was more important than responding to comments. Here it is...

Don't worry about me. A nice man named Bubba said he'd look after me. I'll reply when I'm a free man again.

Cheers

Stop. Calling. Me. Bubba.
I wonder why I didn't object to being called a man.

UMaybe I'll open a Lit advert.

WANTED: Up and coming mad scientist seeks nemesis to foil plots at last moment. Applicants must excel at witty banter and look good in a spandex hero costume. Include photo, banter example audio and spandex color preference with application.​

Huh? I must have sent them to some other Lizzie?!? Maybe LizzieSt. I hope she enjoyed them. But that means I need to send you 4 nude pics. I'll get on that right away (then you can get on it after ). Please post the draft. My bed felt awfully empty this morning. I'd like to have a snuggle buddy selected by the weekend.

You do realize human cloning is illegal right? Oh wait... Hair and blood. You're planning to frame me for a crime! Oh I've got a hotline with your name on it! Go ahead, wrap your hand around it and put the receiver near your mouth.

I liked you saying that one line too. I'm still surprised you picked a safe word that long. More like a safe phrase. The whole reference to wood was a nice touch.

Cheers

P.S. Round one done. Round two after lunch.

Ok, I change my mind. I see you have a lot of applicants already, so I want to now out of having to draft the advert. I wish to apply for the post of your archnemesis. You already know my photo and banter... and that I look good in spandex. I pick black. Thank you.

 

[HonorableRogue]

Who's Bubba and why does he get to look after you?

Bubba is my cell mate (though Bubba keeps using bunk mate?!?). For one and a half packs of cigarettes Bubba "earned" the right to look after me. See JR, two packs was a good price!

I am Bubba! Short for Bubbalicious! Cuz I am so bubbly!!!

And Tali isn't HR a magnificent man!!!!

Actually Lovely you're Bubba 1 aka Bubbalicious. From your posts and profile you're bubbly in a couple of ways (bubbly personality and curvy bubbles in all the right spots).

And . Thanks Lovely.

Did they not even give you a bunk?

Really great pic though. Suffering for your art.

Bubba kicked me out of the bunk. She's... I mean "he's" so mean sometimes. It does help with the suffering. I was surprised the cell was carpeted. Thanks Icy.

Since you can only have visitors on Sunday I will make sure to clear my schedule and arrive two hours ahead of visitation time to endure the standard protocol. Anything special you need that is permitted?

Thanks Stuva! A visit will be great. How about an Americano from Starbucks with vanilla and extra file. *shhhhh*

I have been absent for many pages, because of reasons. There is far too much to catch up on properly so I won't even try.

I'll just say that I really liked the one with that background, and the other one that had that certain kind of light, and your pose in that other one was delicious. As always, well done! I look forward to more.

Welcome back Lyric!!! Oh we can catch up mouth to ear rather than fingers to eyes. I'm glad you liked the new additions. You should pop over to the LWoA thread. Its been a good source of inspiration since my list well ran dry. *hint*hint*

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

How very altruistic of you. I'd like to personally thank you for it

Thanks Ms Nox. I wish I could say it was altruism but really it was just for efficiency. I hate wasting people's "adult browsing" time. So little time, so much to look at. You're welcome.

Is Bubba dressed (or undressed) like you? Does he post pics? This one is nice.

Well since they locked me up at night I didn't realize that Bubba wasn't a person. Bubba is actually two people and what I thought were moobs in the dark turned out to be boobs in the daylight. Four of them! No it's not something out of Total Recall. The Bubba's and I do dress (or undress) to match. I'll see if they're interested in posing. I'm glad you found the shot nice Ms G.

HR behind bars,this is not good. Looks like I will have to do a Prison Break. Then you can search all my tattoos for the way out

It's not as bad as I expected thanks to the Bubbas. They swig a shiv like nobody's business! Instead of getting locked up with me how about you just stop by regularly for visits? Conjugal visits. We can do the tattoo checks and a full set of nook and cranny checks.

Stop. Calling. Me. Bubba.
I wonder why I didn't object to being called a man.

You. Get. What. You. Pay. For. One and a half packs of cigarettes?!? I'm gonna keep calling you Bubba after I'm out of the big house! Especially when my convict is in the little house. You're wondering? I'm wondering what the hell you used to convince me you were a man in the dark?!? Thank God Lovely laughed or who knows how long and how far the charade would have gone on?!?

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

Stop Ok, I change my mind. I see you have a lot of applicants already, so I want to now out of having to draft the advert. I wish to apply for the post of your archnemesis. You already know my photo and banter... and that I look good in spandex. I pick black. Thank you.

• Picture - Check
• Banter - Check
• Spandex - Check
• Spandex Color - Black

Now you just need a villain name and a creation myth.

Cheers

 

[LizzieEr]

• Picture - Check
• Banter - Check
• Spandex - Check
• Spandex Color - Black

Now you just need a villain name and a creation myth.

Cheers

And you need to start posting pictures.
I know my villain name. Check PM for approval.

 

[HonorableRogue]

Today will not be a nice end to the week. My weekend is very full. The activities are in support of great things but no time to decompress. To keep myself going strong I started the day with a good breakfast.

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

It wasn't too hot or too cold. It was just right!

Cheers

 

[LizzieEr]

Today will not be a nice end to the week. My weekend is very full. The activities are in support of great things but no time to decompress. To keep myself going strong I started the day with a good breakfast.



It wasn't too hot or too cold. It was just right!

Cheers

A. I am sorry. *Hugs*
B. Which option was this.
C. That's yummy.

 

[Kimleigh]

Today will not be a nice end to the week. My weekend is very full. The activities are in support of great things but no time to decompress. To keep myself going strong I started the day with a good breakfast.

It wasn't too hot or too cold. It was just right!

Cheers

You are yummy... oatmeal (or porridge) is not!

 

[Omegawolfen]

Today will not be a nice end to the week. My weekend is very full. The activities are in support of great things but no time to decompress. To keep myself going strong I started the day with a good breakfast.

It wasn't too hot or too cold. It was just right!

Cheers

It was just right but you don't look like Goldilocks and certainly not Mommy Bear and you don't quite look big enough for Daddy Bear. So that leaves Baby Bear

 

[SweetnSassyVA]

Today will not be a nice end to the week. My weekend is very full. The activities are in support of great things but no time to decompress. To keep myself going strong I started the day with a good breakfast.



It wasn't too hot or too cold. It was just right!

Cheers

They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day and is good for the body. Looks like they were right.

 

[ClaraNox]

Today will not be a nice end to the week. My weekend is very full. The activities are in support of great things but no time to decompress. To keep myself going strong I started the day with a good breakfast.

[yummy goodness]

It wasn't too hot or too cold. It was just right!

Cheers

Having just eaten dinner, I'm not the least bit hungry. But I would eat every spoonful of that, just to see what's at the bottom of the bowl

 

[HonorableRogue]

And you need to start posting pictures.
I know my villain name. Check PM for approval.

I posted.

Name - Check and approved.

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

A. I am sorry. *Hugs*
B. Which option was this.
C. That's yummy.

• Thanks *hugs*
• Just right
• It was good porridge

You are yummy... oatmeal (or porridge) is not!

You just haven't had my oatmeal.

It was just right but you don't look like Goldilocks and certainly not Mommy Bear and you don't quite look big enough for Daddy Bear. So that leaves Baby Bear

Hey! I'm big enough to be your Daddy Bear. Sure, you prefer Baby Bear but I could be your Daddy...Bear.

Cheers

 

[Icy1]

Today will not be a nice end to the week. My weekend is very full. The activities are in support of great things but no time to decompress. To keep myself going strong I started the day with a good breakfast.

It wasn't too hot or too cold. It was just right!

Cheers

Your oatmeal looks like a map of Australia.
Can't see Tassie though.

 

[msglendale32A]

Today will not be a nice end to the week. My weekend is very full. The activities are in support of great things but no time to decompress. To keep myself going strong I started the day with a good breakfast.

It wasn't too hot or too cold. It was just right!

Cheers

Just right indeed. Nice to see that you don't dress for breakfast, more casual that way.

 

[HonorableRogue]

They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day and is good for the body. Looks like they were right.

They? You've been talking to other people? About me?!?




Woohoo! I'm famous. And I didn't even have to flash my crotch getting out of a limousine.

Yes breskfast is important. Making naked bacon and eggs is scary. That's one reason it's oatmeal. And Thanks!

I do enjoy breakfast in bed but i'm not a fan of oatmeal...can i just nibble on the man behind the bowl instead??

Oh? I'll make sure to wake up early, sneak to the kitchen and make something tasty. Omelets are my speciality. You can nibble anywhere you like SNG. Just let me put my plate down first. I'd hate to make two messes in bed.

Having just eaten dinner, I'm not the least bit hungry. But I would eat every spoonful of that, just to see what's at the bottom of the bowl

As much as I love to watch a woman eating there's better ways to stuff you Clara. Oh...that sounded all serial killer. Sorry. Real mood killer. Let's try again.

There's nothing at the bottom of the bowl. But if you're a good girl and finish your oatmeal you'll get a special dessert.

I liked where the first was going more but c'est la vie. Not like there's a way to change what I type, right?

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

Your oatmeal looks like a map of Australia.
Can't see Tassie though.

I didn't notice! Good thing it wasn't mashed potatoes or the aliens would have landed there instead. I wonder what other oatmeal sculptures I can do? Maybe I can team up with the LWoA threads and sculpt the weekly challenges?

Tassie. I like that I may have to submit some name change paperwork. He can't do the spinning but he can be a little devil. I mean a devil. JUST a devil. One day I'll learn to think before I speak. Naaaaah. I'll send a tassie shot after breakfast.

Just right indeed. Nice to see that you don't dress for breakfast, more casual that way.

Thanks Ms G. They say dress for the job you want and not the job you have. I tried this once at my actual work. Good thing I wanted a new job since the old one fired me! They also say dress for success. Wanna join me for a successful brunch?

Cheers

 

[Icy1]

I didn't notice! Good thing it wasn't mashed potatoes or the aliens would have landed there instead. I wonder what other oatmeal sculptures I can do? Maybe I can team up with the LWoA threads and sculpt the weekly challenges?

Tassie. I like that I may have to submit some name change paperwork. He can't do the spinning but he can be a little devil. I mean a devil. JUST a devil. One day I'll learn to think before I speak. Naaaaah. I'll send a tassie shot after breakfast.

Cheers

A map of Tassie is Aussie slang for a vagina. Lol

 

[HonorableRogue]

A map of Tassie is Aussie slang for a vagina. Lol

Oh! So instead of tassie I'll change his name to Bugs and the devil can chase the rabbit just like in the cartoons! The only difference is this time the rabbit gets caught.

Cheers

P.S. Adds a whole new slant to the term rabbit hole. More than one slant come to think of it!

 

[barefootgirl69]

*peeks in to check out the goods and giggles at the oatmeal comments *

This is better than reading the news, with way better photographs! Good morning, HR.

 

[SweetnSassyVA]

Originally Posted by SweetnSassyVA View Post
They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day and is good for the body. Looks like they were right.
They? You've been talking to other people? About me?!?




Woohoo! I'm famous. And I didn't even have to flash my crotch getting out of a limousine.

Yes breskfast is important. Making naked bacon and eggs is scary. That's one reason it's oatmeal. And Thanks!


Yes, it could be scary if not protected. I think we could find a very manly apron to cover the manly bits while cooking. Oh and FYI I like my eggs over medium

 

[HonorableRogue]

*peeks in to check out the goods and giggles at the oatmeal comments *

This is better than reading the news, with way better photographs! Good morning, HR.

Hey BFG! Long time no feel you eyes on my skin. There's a naked news channel but it's only naked women from what I've seen. Maybe that's an opportunity?

And thanks! I'll have another one up in a few. A photo silly!

Yes, it could be scary if not protected. I think we could find a very manly apron to cover the manly bits while cooking. Oh and FYI I like my eggs over medium

If it's manly enough I can use it for naked outdoor grilling too! Over medium it is! Would you like some sausage with that as well?

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

Since I knew today would be busy I took a shot last night for today.

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

Off to go get busy. Enjoy!

Cheers