My Shady Goods

[Icy1]

My weekend draws to a close and tomorrow another week of nose to grindstone starts. Another cycle of sleep, wake, work, play, sleep. The pattern remains as constant as the open spot in the bed next to me. The photo title says it all...

...snuggle buddy wanted.

Cheers

I wish to apply for the position of snuggle buddy. I'm excellent at lazing about and I'm soft in all the right places.
I have great hands for running through your hair and negotiation can be made on other requirements as they pop up.
Thank you in advance and I look forward to hearing from you regarding an interview.

 

[HonorableRogue]

Sounds like you need a few things.... an advert mockup and then a contract when you do find the buddy. I could do them in a fair few languages and different colours and fonts for you.

I shall need a full body nude from at least 4 different angles, a 30 point list of criteria and a short video of yourself, also nude. You could be doing anything in that, it does not matter. This is just to provide enough material for the write up.

You are aware of my process and meticulousness and I shall do my best to make the contract as non-confusing as I possibly can.

Also, good luck.

PS: What is a snuggle buddy?

Just to be clear, you're applying for the position of of Snuggle Buddy facilitator and not Snuggle Buddy?

I am aware of your administrative skills so if you want to be the Buddy Wrangler the job is yours. The 4 full body nudes are easy (are you sure I haven't sent enough already?) but the 30 point list of criteria will be a struggle. I don't have 30 points of criteria for a woman I want to do more than snuggle with so there's now way I'll be able to generate one for snugglers. The video is easy since I can be doing anything.

Please draft your proposed adverts but only in English. I can't speak any other languages (except bad English which is also known as American).

Thanks Lizzie! A Snuggle Buddy is someone that wants to fill one of the spacial voids around another person (and fill theirs in the process). They like physical contact and spending time each day sharing a bed or a couch.

Do you have any other questions Snuggle Vixen?

I wish to apply for the position of snuggle buddy. I'm excellent at lazing about and I'm soft in all the right places.
I have great hands for running through your hair and negotiation can be made on other requirements as they pop up.
Thank you in advance and I look forward to hearing from you regarding an interview.

Dear Icy,
We have received your free form application for the Snuggle Buddy position. We are in the process of drafting a new formal application. Once available we will contact you to complete all necessary paperwork. Until the formal application you are encouraged to demonstrate the practical skills from your resume.

• Lazing about
• Being soft in all the right places
• Running fingers through hair
• Adapting to new pop up requirements

You can expect a PM in the next 48 hours with your practical skill test schedule.

Cheers

 

[msglendale32A]

My weekend draws to a close and tomorrow another week of nose to grindstone starts. Another cycle of sleep, wake, work, play, sleep. The pattern remains as constant as the open spot in the bed next to me. The photo title says it all...

...snuggle buddy wanted.

Cheers

I can't apply for the position, but I'd love to sit in on the interviews.

 

[Kimleigh]

My weekend draws to a close and tomorrow another week of nose to grindstone starts. Another cycle of sleep, wake, work, play, sleep. The pattern remains as constant as the open spot in the bed next to me. The photo title says it all...



...snuggle buddy wanted.

Cheers

I thought I already applied?? You must have a ton of applicants to sort through. I'll wait but will be applying elsewhere in the mean time!

 

[HonorableRogue]

I can't apply for the position, but I'd love to sit in on the interviews.

Huh. I'm developing quite a snuggle buddy placement staff. Lizzie is handling application process development. You're assisting with application process execution. I wonder how big a staff I can end up with? Then again I've heard a big staff is one way some men compensate for a "small staff" if you know what I mean. You're more than welcome to take notes during the interviews Ms G. All I ask is that you're as naked as the applicant and interviewer. That way we can see while we're not touching. You on the other hand are free to touch yourself as much as you like. Thanks for stepping up Ms G! It's always good to know there's an attractive, naked woman in my corner.

I thought I already applied?? You must have a ton of applicants to sort through. I'll wait but will be applying elsewhere in the mean time!

Oh good to know Kim! Our servers crashed and the backups weren't configured correctly so everything was lost. We put a priority system in place for returning applicants. If you reapply I can bump your application to the top and squeeze you into a convenient opening. What? I stole your line? Sorry. I'll make it up to during the interview. Everyone gets the bed snuggling interview but you can choose to add the car, couch, shower or tub snuggling interview as well. Just forward your choice to Ms G. She'll schedule and take minutes during your interviews.

Cheers

 

[SweetnSassyVA]

I do believe my application was lost in the server crash. I even included a detailed resume of my, uhm, qualifications. Well damn.

 

[Omegawolfen]

The Monster Mash is right after Dancing in the Sheets and the Horizontal Bop. You like the experiments? I thought you just liked the poking and prodding. I don't have any other finalized test plans but I'm always looking for a Control Group members. Usually the choice between Test and Control hinges on how you feel about handcuffs.



Front and rear? Huh? Even if I was wiling to do that I'm not sure I could pull it off with Pixlr. I do recall some hoopla last year about some guy with two fully functional sets of jewels. He might be able to swing a front and rear shot.



Wow! That's hot! You've really opened up your posting style. I never thought you'd use words like that about me or anyone else. Thanks for warming the cockles.

Cheers

Not sure about the handcuffs, but blindfolds are really good

 

[Omegawolfen]

My weekend draws to a close and tomorrow another week of nose to grindstone starts. Another cycle of sleep, wake, work, play, sleep. The pattern remains as constant as the open spot in the bed next to me. The photo title says it all...

...snuggle buddy wanted.

Cheers

Ooh me! Me! *Jumps up and down waving hand excitedly to gain HR's attention* I love to snuggle, I am a veritable snuggle bunny

 

[HonorableRogue]

I do believe my application was lost in the server crash. I even included a detailed resume of my, uhm, qualifications. Well damn.

The new form should be easier to use. I've asked Lizzie to include a drop down list with common... ah... qualifications. Since we all know a picture is worth 1000 words all you have to to is pick a drop down item, add a link and save. Instant resume! And as a previous applicant yours bubbles up to the top as well. I love me some bubbles.

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

Not sure about the handcuffs, but blindfolds are really good

True. In the movies the handcuffs NEVER work out well so I'm good with a blindfold. Well technically you're good with a blindfold and a paddle of course.

Ooh me! Me! *Jumps up and down waving hand excitedly to gain HR's attention* I love to snuggle, I am a veritable snuggle bunny

*pointedly ignores Omega so she keeps jumping*
*stare*
*ogle*
*leer*

I know you love to snuggle. I'm pretty sure it's one of your hobbies. Maybe you should add that to lingerie and shoe shopping. You can't be a snuggle bunny. No fluffy... ah... tail. Oh...but in corset and heels you could be Snuggle Woman! Now you need a theme song and an arch nemesis. You already have a side kick. *wink*wink*nudge*nudge*

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

Today felt like a Monday when I woke. I didn't want to get up but I tricked myself. I thought "Hey, take a pic for the ladies of Lit". So I did...

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

...and once I was up for you ladies I pushed through and got down to business. No more Monday for me.

Cheers

P.S. I finally updated my index. I didn't realize I was 2 months and 80 pictures behind.

 

[Icy1]

Today felt like a Monday when I woke. I didn't want to get up but I tricked myself. I thought "Hey, take a pic for the ladies of Lit". So I did...

...and once I was up for you ladies I pushed through and got down to business. No more Monday for me.

Cheers

P.S. I finally updated my index. I didn't realize I was 2 months and 80 pictures behind.

I love it when you get up for us ladies. Oh and take pics.

 

[Lovely2222]

Now that the replies are done I have this...

Next time finish your replies sooner. It is a shame we had to wait for you to finish. It must be difficult to keep all that sexiness in check until you finish.

The twist is obvious and the shout was "Eureka!" Why? This was an experiment. The test was given several times. The results fell into a coherent grouping given a margin of one standard deviation. Then again my test subjects are far above standard in their deviations.

Cheers

Conducting experiments. Are you some kinda of mad scientist? You are certainly driving us mad.

Yes I know that was corny and may have even made you wince. But after you did that you smiled. Admit it. You smiled. and so are we my friend.

My weekend draws to a close and tomorrow another week of nose to grindstone starts. Another cycle of sleep, wake, work, play, sleep. The pattern remains as constant as the open spot in the bed next to me. The photo title says it all...

...snuggle buddy wanted.

I will buy you a teddy bear. I will deliver said teddy bear. If the teddy is not willing to snuggle.... I am.

Cheers

Today felt like a Monday when I woke. I didn't want to get up but I tricked myself. I thought "Hey, take a pic for the ladies of Lit". So I did...

...and once I was up for you ladies I pushed through and got down to business. No more Monday for me.

Cheers

P.S. I finally updated my index. I didn't realize I was 2 months and 80 pictures behind.

I love Mondays with Rogue!

 

[msglendale32A]

Today felt like a Monday when I woke. I didn't want to get up but I tricked myself. I thought "Hey, take a pic for the ladies of Lit". So I did...

...and once I was up for you ladies I pushed through and got down to business. No more Monday for me.

Cheers

P.S. I finally updated my index. I didn't realize I was 2 months and 80 pictures behind.

Always nice to see you up.

 

[LizzieEr]

Just to be clear, you're applying for the position of of Snuggle Buddy facilitator and not Snuggle Buddy?

I am aware of your administrative skills so if you want to be the Buddy Wrangler the job is yours. The 4 full body nudes are easy (are you sure I haven't sent enough already?) but the 30 point list of criteria will be a struggle. I don't have 30 points of criteria for a woman I want to do more than snuggle with so there's now way I'll be able to generate one for snugglers. The video is easy since I can be doing anything.

Please draft your proposed adverts but only in English. I can't speak any other languages (except bad English which is also known as American).

Thanks Lizzie! A Snuggle Buddy is someone that wants to fill one of the spacial voids around another person (and fill theirs in the process). They like physical contact and spending time each day sharing a bed or a couch.

Do you have any other questions Snuggle Vixen?



Cheers

Nudes? When have you EVER sent me nudes? I have the draft ready and I can post it to you. For payment, I need a lock of your hair and 4mL of blood in a clean vial.
If I have any further questions, I shall give you a call on your hotline.

Today felt like a Monday when I woke. I didn't want to get up but I tricked myself. I thought "Hey, take a pic for the ladies of Lit". So I did...

...and once I was up for you ladies I pushed through and got down to business. No more Monday for me.

Cheers

P.S. I finally updated my index. I didn't realize I was 2 months and 80 pictures behind.

I liked it when I could say only that one line ... and now I am supposed to say something creative and clever, when all I can really say is,

NICE...

 

[HonorableRogue]

I owe replies. Sorry but they only let me have one phonecall. I thought posting a new picture was more important than responding to comments. Here it is...

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

Don't worry about me. A nice man named Bubba said he'd look after me. I'll reply when I'm a free man again.

Cheers

 

[talikat]

I owe replies. Sorry but they only let me have one phonecall. I thought posting a new picture was more important than responding to comments. Here it is...

Don't worry about me. A nice man named Bubba said he'd look after me. I'll reply when I'm a free man again.

Cheers

Who's Bubba and why does he get to look after you?

 

[Lovely2222]

Who's Bubba and why does he get to look after you?

I am Bubba! Short for Bubbalicious! Cuz I am so bubbly!!!

And Tali isn't HR a magnificent man!!!!

 

[Icy1]

I owe replies. Sorry but they only let me have one phonecall. I thought posting a new picture was more important than responding to comments. Here it is...

Don't worry about me. A nice man named Bubba said he'd look after me. I'll reply when I'm a free man again.

Cheers

Did they not even give you a bunk?

Really great pic though. Suffering for your art.

 

[SweetnSassyVA]

Since you can only have visitors on Sunday I will make sure to clear my schedule and arrive two hours ahead of visitation time to endure the standard protocol. Anything special you need that is permitted?

 

[Lyricalli]

I have been absent for many pages, because of reasons. There is far too much to catch up on properly so I won't even try.

I'll just say that I really liked the one with that background, and the other one that had that certain kind of light, and your pose in that other one was delicious. As always, well done! I look forward to more.

 

[Lyricalli]

Also, hello fellow Virginian.

 

[ClaraNox]

Today felt like a Monday when I woke. I didn't want to get up but I tricked myself. I thought "Hey, take a pic for the ladies of Lit". So I did...

[yummy pic]

...and once I was up for you ladies I pushed through and got down to business. No more Monday for me.

Cheers

P.S. I finally updated my index. I didn't realize I was 2 months and 80 pictures behind.

How very altruistic of you. I'd like to personally thank you for it

 

[SweetnSassyVA]

Also, hello fellow Virginian.

Hello. Nice to meet a neighbor here.

 

[msglendale32A]

I owe replies. Sorry but they only let me have one phonecall. I thought posting a new picture was more important than responding to comments. Here it is...

Don't worry about me. A nice man named Bubba said he'd look after me. I'll reply when I'm a free man again.

Cheers

Is Bubba dressed (or undressed) like you? Does he post pics? This one is nice.