Ex-military, mature gentleman seeks submissive lady, UK south Midlands

[CotswoldMajor]

Hello.

Was in the forces for many years and have acquired a no-nonsense approach to life and all things in it, females included.

I have next to no experience in Domination and submission but I have to start somewhere. I'm hoping to discover a lady of perhaps 40 -60 years of age who feels herself to have a strong submissive streak, with whom I can jointly explore this aspect of myself.

I am educated, savvy and reasonably articulate. I feel I have a lot to offer, even at my advanced age.

The lady should be married or attached, as I am myself. Please send me a message to start things off, telling me something about yourself.

This is a reposting with new username owing to re-location. Am now in the North Cotswolds and no longer Lancs.

 

[CotswoldMajor]

One can't be blamed for trying.

 

[CotswoldMajor]

And trying.

 

[Penuche]

One can't be blamed for trying.

Patience is a virtue...

BTW I'm aware that you'd probably rather not hear it, but if you post in the playground section and fill out your profile a litte more, you might attract a bit more interest.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Patience is a virtue...

BTW I'm aware that you'd probably rather not hear it, but if you post in the playground section and fill out your profile a litte more, you might attract a bit more interest.

I'm going to second Penuche on filling out your profile.

Of course, I'm one to talk given mine has been bare bones for quite some time. However, I have an extensive posting history.
Leaving your profile completely blank and having very little else to go on, makes you appear a bit unapproachable or, at the very least, a poor gamble for a woman on this website.

Good luck in your search, though.

 

[CotswoldMajor]

It seems to me that my original posting on this thread actually contains twice as much detail about me as compared with the vast majority of 'profiles' on here.

And the likelihood of my engaging in extensive to-ing and fro-ing on a site where half of the 'female' members turn out to be anything but... is vanishingly small...

 

[CotswoldMajor]

Can anyone please convince me it's actually worth doing this?

The fakes and idiots who have tried their inept best to fool me so far are all that's on here, am I right..?

 

[Penuche]

Can anyone please convince me it's actually worth doing this?

The fakes and idiots who have tried their inept best to fool me so far are all that's on here, am I right..?

*shrug* Your choice.

By implication, I'm either a fake or an idiot, in which case you're wasting your time heeding me anyway. I am fed up with so-called male litsers claiming that most female litsers are fakes, and I've been here barely a year, so you can guess how well your comments will go down with women who've been here longer.

If that comes across as spiky, put it down to sleep deprivation, pain, and London being ridiculously hot at the moment. I wish you every success in your search.

 

[OxfordDon]

*shrug* Your choice.

By implication, I'm either a fake or an idiot, in which case you're wasting your time heeding me anyway. I am fed up with so-called male litsers claiming that most female litsers are fakes, and I've been here barely a year, so you can guess how well your comments will go down with women who've been here longer.

If that comes across as spiky, put it down to sleep deprivation, pain, and London being ridiculously hot at the moment. I wish you every success in your search.

bless him....if at first you don't succeed...give up...very military!!

 

[Penuche]

bless him....if at first you don't succeed...give up...very military!!

You're probably a fake or an idiot too...

 

[OxfordDon]

You're probably a fake or an idiot too...

you'll pay for that....

 

[Penuche]

you'll pay for that....

It was worth it.

Now shall we stop hogging his thread, even if it was making it a tad more interesting?

 

[OxfordDon]

It was worth it.

Now shall we stop hogging his thread, even if it was making it a tad more interesting?

indeed...

 

[CotswoldMajor]

The trolls are always with us...

 

[Penuche]

The trolls are always with us...

Neither OD nor I are trolls as most litsers would understand the term. We were guilty of having a little fun on your thread, for which I apologise, but you partly brought that on yourself by implying that I might be a fake female.

You'll probably never get to see (or hear, seeing as I sing the lower side of alto) the proof yourself, but others have and would be happy to assure you that I'm cis female (ie identifying as female and born in a female body).

In my arrogant opinion, you would do well to take a tip or several from OxfordDon; he's only one of the more sought after male litsers based in the UK. He's also of a similar age to you, as are James Lewis and suckonsimon. Men of your age have a couple of things in your favour, even with far younger women, if you play your cards right. But hey, feel free to ignore this too.

 

[troubledone]

The trolls are always with us...

I have known a few protagonists who post regularly here in real life and while they are not those that they claim branding them as trolls is ungentlemanly .Penuche who posts above is a lady here for fun , the two of us do not get along on line which does not imply others call her names .The world has had its share of Laden and other assassins .Lit can do without them .If you belong to that cult my humble advice is take your wares elsewhere and peddle hate because you may find buyers .You are in wrong company here .

 

[CotswoldMajor]

Neither OD nor I are trolls as most litsers would understand the term. We were guilty of having a little fun on your thread, for which I apologise, but you partly brought that on yourself by implying that I might be a fake female.

You'll probably never get to see (or hear, seeing as I sing the lower side of alto) the proof yourself, but others have and would be happy to assure you that I'm cis female (ie identifying as female and born in a female body).

In my arrogant opinion, you would do well to take a tip or several from OxfordDon; he's only one of the more sought after male litsers based in the UK. He's also of a similar age to you, as are James Lewis and suckonsimon. Men of your age have a couple of things in your favour, even with far younger women, if you play your cards right. But hey, feel free to ignore this too.

Duly and justifiably ignored for the pretentious, opinionated crap it is...

 

[troubledone]

Duly and justifiably ignored for the pretentious, opinionated crap it is...

My memory of Cotswold is of beautiful rolling hills in Gloucestershire and Chirpy students in Oxford shire .I understand that off late the area has come into prominence due to the highest incidence of long term limiting health problem or disability specially in the Forest of Dean area .Its possible that Major suffers from some such issues .Wishing him a speedy recovery .

 

[Penuche]

My memory of Cotswold is of beautiful rolling hills in Gloucestershire and Chirpy students in Oxford shire .I understand that off late the area has come into prominence due to the highest incidence of long term limiting health problem or disability specially in the Forest of Dean area .Its possible that Major suffers from some such issues .Wishing him a speedy recovery .

So kind - I refuse to let him off the hook that lightlywhen plenty of people live with longterm pain, illness, and/or disablity without becoming churlish.

I wish the retired major a long and active future with Rosa Palm and her five daughters.

 

[troubledone]

So kind - I refuse to let him off the hook that lightlywhen plenty of people live with longterm pain, illness, and/or disablity without becoming churlish.

I wish the retired major a long and active future with Rosa Palm and her five daughters.

Retired
You are presumptive
In his post he never said he was a retired Major
Court Martial-ed for unbecoming conduct is a possibility as well

 

[Penuche]

Retired
You are presumptive
In his post he never said he was a retired Major
Court Martial-ed for unbecoming conduct is a possibility as well

True. The army don't appreciate people lacking in self-control.

 

[phil_o]

was

Retired
You are presumptive
In his post he never said he was a retired Major
Court Martial-ed for unbecoming conduct is a possibility as well

He starts his post 'was in the forces' so think it safe to assume he is not now!

 

[CotswoldMajor]

Gracious...

All these kind people bumping one's thread at no cost...

... excepting of course, to judge by the quality of their remarks, those incurred to their own dignity...


Much obliged. Heartfelt thanks. By all means continue belittling yourselves...

 

[CotswoldMajor]

A final try, to be followed by researching the possibilities in places more likely than here to produce an authentic, submissive female...

.... such us, for example, your average uninhabited island...

 

[troubledone]

Gracious...

All these kind people bumping one's thread at no cost...

... excepting of course, to judge by the quality of their remarks, those incurred to their own dignity...


Much obliged. Heartfelt thanks. By all means continue belittling yourselves...

You belittle the Queens army
Its possible you are a fake