Masturbation - When's Your Best Time To Masterly Mastur Your Master?

[IrezumiKiss]

Not jerking around here or spewing nonsense, but the idea had stroked my fancy, so thought I'd crank it out for a thread topic instead of wanking it away.

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Multiple choice public poll to cum...err, come!

 

[Bookishleigh]

I would have preferred an "all of the above" (except the not masturbating one) option.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I would have preferred an "all of the above" (except the not masturbating one) option.

Yeah, these limited poll options suck. That's why I made it multi-choice.

Just like masturbation was meant to be!

 

[Bookishleigh]

Yeah, these limited poll options suck. That's why I made it multi-choice.

Just like masturbation was meant to be!

I failed to recognize the multiple choice option - I refused to be limited to one answer.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I jerk off whenever. The two best times are first thing in the morning and right before sleep.

 

[Bookishleigh]

I jerk off whenever. The two best times are first thing in the morning and right before sleep.

Speaking of masturbation and sleep, I ought to get to it....

 

[Disgustipated]

It's debatable.

 

[neci]

it just depends.

 

[raindancer]

I would have preferred an "all of the above" (except the not masturbating one) option.

Lately, after visiting Lit and seeing your face. You're beautiful.

And, when Saint Peter is mean to me, which is often.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Lately, after visiting Lit and seeing your face. You're beautiful.

And, when Saint Peter is mean to me, which is often.

It's rather quite mutual - except the Saint Peter part.

 

[Aglaopheme]

The best time is when you are masturbating, silly.

 

[Saint Peter]

There is not a mean bone in Saint Peter's body.




Except maybe that one bone. Maybe.

 

[Aphro]

I like to partake after a shower or bath. I'm warm, relaxed, and already naked.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[raindancer]

There is not a mean bone in Saint Peter's body.




Except maybe that one bone. Maybe.

No one said mean boner!

 

[Wings]

Yossi and Algao--we're tWINNING! (Tripleting doesn't have the same ring)

 

[Not Normal]

Early/mid afternoon lately. It changes.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

in which time zone bro?

Stew

 

[Colonel Hogan]

29:03

Oh.....wait.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Yossi and Algao--we're tWINNING! (Tripleting doesn't have the same ring)

There's no time like the present!

 

[spacekowboy]

You all are a bunch of degenerate perverts.

I do not spill my precious bodily fluids.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

You all are a bunch of degenerate perverts.

I do not spill my precious bodily fluids.

you use a funnel bro?

Stew

 

[spacekowboy]

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[spacekowboy]

you use a funnel bro?

Stew

I deny them my essence, bro!

 

[Emerson40]

You all are a bunch of degenerate perverts.

I do not spill my precious bodily fluids.

Not one drop wasted.


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