If I were...

[raindancer]

skinny, I still would not wear leggings.

If I were smarter, I would still confuse when to use " if I was and if I were: correctly.


What about your ifs?

 

[Kantarii]

If I had to do it all over again, I wouldn't do a damn thing different. I have no regrets Kant

 

[Lorilei]

If I were a rich man,
Daidle deedle daidle
Daidle daidle deedle daidle dumb
All day long I'd biddy-biddy-bum
If I were a wealthy man
I wouldn't have to work hard,
Daidle deedle daidle
Daidle daidle deedle daidle dumb
If I were a biddy-biddy rich,
Daidle deedle daidle daidle man

 

[Noor]

skinny, I still would not wear leggings.

If I were smarter, I would still confuse when to use " if I was and if I were: correctly.


What about your ifs?

Wear them like tights with ankle books?

If I were healthier, life would be very different

 

[thør]

What about your ifs?

I have IFS on my Sube, well, actually it's 4 wheel independent suspension. The snowmachines have IFS, too.

 

[raindancer]

If I had to do it all over again, I wouldn't do a damn thing different. I have no regrets Kant

What a wonderful approach to life!

If I were a rich man,
Daidle deedle daidle

No! My brain went directly to that stupid Gwen Stefani song.

Wear them like tights with ankle books?

If I were healthier, life would be very different

I look horrendous in boots. But ditto, on the health if.

I have IFS on my Sube, well, actually it's 4 wheel independent suspension. The snowmachines have IFS, too.

Smartass.

 

[Mercury_Maniac]

If I had a million dollars, if I had a million dollars, I would buy you a k-car, a nice reliant automobile.

 

[spacekowboy]

There's a smart Gwen Stefani song?

 

[raindancer]

If I had a million dollars, if I had a million dollars, I would buy you a k-car, a nice reliant automobile.

Barenaked Ladies is better than Gewn, at least.

There's a smart Gwen Stefani song?

B A N A N A S

 

[Noor]

I look horrendous in boots. But ditto, on the health if.

That seems unimagable but if you say so then I believe you.

I suppose you could wear leggings as tights with loafers or sandals.

 

[raindancer]

I don't think I will ever be pro-leggings.

 

[thør]

Smartass.

Always.

 

[spacekowboy]

I dont know that nanner tune.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[spacekowboy]

Dont bruise the goods.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[spacekowboy]

The neighborhood i grew up in, one of hour neighbors had a harlequin great dane and the teenagers would take him for walks wearing their rollerskates. Im not so sure that was the safest activity.

 

[pollynova]

If I had a million dollars, if I had a million dollars, I would buy you a k-car, a nice reliant automobile.

I love that song!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[RobDownSouth]

If I were a rich man,
Daidle deedle daidle
Daidle daidle deedle daidle dumb
All day long I'd biddy-biddy-bum
If I were a wealthy man
I wouldn't have to work hard,
Daidle deedle daidle
Daidle daidle deedle daidle dumb
If I were a biddy-biddy rich,
Daidle deedle daidle daidle man

Gah! Earworm!

:caning:

 

[bronzeage]

If I had wings, I would never take a Phoenician Princess for a ride through the clouds.

I mean, if I had my wings, again.

 

[Saint Peter]

If I were a zombie, I would eat you the most.

 

[yossi]

If I had someone available to help me stay upright I would really buy heelies, or even roller skates. .

I want to learn how to rollerblade, but I feel like it may just be silly at this point in my life. Not that that sort of thing has ever stopped me before...

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

if I had not listened to my dad as a kid, I could have made money playing video games bro!

Stew

 

[pollynova]

I've never been roller skating but it's looks fun!