Somebody finally did it and it kinda sucked

[richman3]

So I was searching the net yesterday and found a video version of the "Riding on my son's lap" story. It was kind of an amalgamation of several of the stories here. Myself being a fan and author of this type of story of course clicked on it.

I was very disappointed in the movie. They tried to stay somewhat true to the stories but too much horrible acting and visuals ruined it. First of all the car never moved. The "dad" just pretended to drive and it was very obvious from the camera angles that the car was just sitting there.

I don't necessarily expect good acting from porn actors but this was pretty bad. Also the mom was way too young to be "mom" and the son was way too old to be the "son"

I guess I always thought that a porn movie using this concept would be awesome. But they really missed the boat on this one.

It's out there if you look for it. But for me I will stick to the stories.
-R

 

[MSTarot]

The Mom is always too young to be the Mom. I've seen actresses that looked ( and probably were) younger than the actor playing their sons. Porn directors really don't care, or possibly don't understand, the "Mature woman" attraction at all.

They want to say their ladies are "washed up" at 25. Some needed a washing up when they got there.

Margo Sullivan is a good exception to that age rule. But then she also directs a lot of her own movies.

 

[msgrant67]

Also the mom was way too young to be "mom" and the son was way too old to be the "son".
-R

It usually works better with a stepmom/stepson. The ages can get much closer.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

McDonalds sells billions of mediocre burgers.

Every film is filled with crap. In BRAVEHEART Wallis fucks the Queen, but in real life that queen was a small child back in France, who didn't come to England till Wallis was dead 8 years. Her real lover was Roger Mortimer. Mel Gibson pulls this shit all the time in his movies. The best movie directors work with what they got.

 

[RelentlessOnanism]

It usually works better with a stepmom/stepson. The ages can get much closer.

Yeah, but making it stepmum/stepson takes all the joy and taboo excitement out of it. On the main point, a porn version of any of these stories is always going to be a disappointment. Nothing can be sexier than the version you have in your mind. The 'film-makers' don't have the budget, the talent or the actors to do anything too convincing.

 

[Hypoxia]

Yeah, but making it stepmum/stepson takes all the joy and taboo excitement out of it.

Quite right. Step-sex ain't incest except in certain jurisdictions. LIT readers yawn.

On the main point, a porn version of any of these stories is always going to be a disappointment. Nothing can be sexier than the version you have in your mind. The 'film-makers' don't have the budget, the talent or the actors to do anything too convincing.

I predict that animation warez will advance until any nerd can generate a pretty-realistic-looking film, cheap. Some will go for slick, pro looks; others will churn out fake 'amateur' stuff. Expect lots of parent-child backseat sex with faces of people you know.

 

[lovecraft68]

Its porn coupled with an outrageous scenario that is as unrealistic as they come.

What do you expect?

But there are some good older looking porn moms out there. Jodi West the most popular now, but Zoe Holloway, India Summer. Nina Harley is still around(55-56?)

But would you really want saggy tits and saddle bags and crows feet etc...in your porn?

Suspension of belief