The Isolated Blurt Thread XXX: Well Endowed Cock Sleeves

[Disgustipated]

New iShit...super.

The consumer in me wants to upgrade from the last generation to the latest and greatest...because you NEED to stay on top of things right??

The tightwad in me says last gen is still more than capable of doing everything I need and to run the wheels off them shits.

There is no reason for the 7 of you are happy. It literally offers nothing new unless you're in the Mac ecosystem.

I don't have the day off - I am debating curling up under my desk for the rest of the day though and nap. The people are very angry here today for a Friday.

I thought you were curling under my desk today.

 

[Bookishleigh]

There is no reason for the 7 of you are happy. It literally offers nothing new unless you're in the Mac ecosystem.



I thought you were curling under my desk today.

Something tells me you wouldn't let me sleep - you're bad like that.

And I agree, Mona. These people need to cheer the fuck up right now or else! I have no valid threat but it sounded good.

 

[pointless]

hahaha..

I dont know why that strikes me as funny...but im sitting here giggling.

it's probably the gas leak.

 

[Disgustipated]

Something tells me you wouldn't let me sleep - you're bad like that.

And I agree, Mona. These people need to cheer the fuck up right now or else! I have no valid threat but it sounded good.

Mona is the crabby person. She's really just awful. Her social media is nothing but hate-filled Drumpf rhetoric and fear mongering.

*unfollow*

 

[Disgustipated]

Trevor Noah had the CEO of $tarbuck$ on last night.

They spelled his name wrong on his cup. That was pretty clever.

 

[trysail]

I keep my electronic gadgets and gizmo's until they die. I guess I fall into the tightwad category.

This is good.

Tightwads rule.



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[Bookishleigh]

I keep my electronic gadgets and gizmo's until they die. I guess I fall into the tightwad category.

I have heard rumors of this tight "wad" of yours.

I think the assholes are rubbing off on me. I had better go make my tea now before 9:00 am Friday "roll call"/proof of life meeting begins.

 

[MonaLittle]

Mona is the crabby person. She's really just awful. Her social media is nothing but hate-filled Drumpf rhetoric and fear mongering.

*unfollow*

 

[Radiohead]

I used to be

a cornflake girl

I never was a cornflake girl

 

[BotanyBoy]

There is no reason for the 7 of you are happy. It literally offers nothing new unless you're in the Mac ecosystem.

Well there you have it.

Still...the vanity...want new shit. LOL

 

[yossi]

Also... Days off are running rampant around here. I think a lot of you ppl are going to get into mischief today.

It's house cleaning day. No time for mischief when there's vacuuming to do, laundry to hang, and a kitchen to be scrubbed. Ugh, probably the bathroom too.

 

[BotanyBoy]

It's firewood day here. At least as long as I can keep at it.

Granted it's a bit early, the wet season doesn't set in until late November to early December. But it's the most ass beating chore on the shit list and I want it checked off asap so I'm not doing it with storms looming.

 

[pointless]

oh, i jerked off again. it really was the better choice.

 

[Wings]

Why is it so hard to read your emails from newest to oldest? I do a LOT of shit before 8am so chances are I already took care of the issue and you look like an idiot.

 

[pete]

Why is it so hard to read your emails from newest to oldest? I do a LOT of shit before 8am so chances are I already took care of the issue and you look like an idiot.

i answer contractors emails at 6 in the morning and they always immediately write me back with "wow, you're awake?"

 

[trysail]

Well, the tort lawyers just stole another hour out of my life.

The fucking parasites filed a class action against a company for something that occurred all the way back in 2004.

So, in order to comply with the extortion (sorry, I meant settlement), I've got to crawl through paperwork that's now 12 years old, fill out the forms, make xerographic copies of the completed forms and the paperwork and mail all that shit.

The fucking ambulance chasers will get million$ and I'll end up with $50 (if that).



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[thør]

I think a lot of you ppl are going to get into mischief today.

Can you give me her number?

 

[thør]

I grew up on a large(ish) fresh water lake. At the time it was a sleepy lake that the locals used for fishing, swimming and skiing. It was built in the 20s as part of the CCC program and to provide hydro-electricity.

Over the years, the lake has become a tourist mecca with mega houses renting for $20,000 a week. There's a ski resort with a white water kayak course on the banks of the lake now. For 90 years the lake has been part of the community and the culture. It's provides 80% of the local tax base.

With the rise of tourism in the past 20 years, the locals tend to stay away from the lake, but it remains the identity of this region. It's what we are known for.

I've had 10 or 12 friends die in or on the lake over the past 30 years or so; but it's the lake and it's who we are. Yesterday a local icon of the community was found dead in the lake. A 68 year old woman who was a retired teacher and director of the local community theater. Everybody in this small community knew her and she was well loved. I knew her and the town theater is right next to my office - although I can't say I was close to her, we'd wave when I was leaving work and she was preparing for the play to be performed that evening.

As I sit here and read the FB messages and think about life in general, it strikes me that she knew and loved the lake for all of her 68 years. But that was how she died. She lived the lake community, yet there she drowned. I don't know what the feeling is, but it's odd. To have something that is such a part of your life, but that very thing becomes the instrument of your death.

My great grandparents settled in a community on a bay in Alaska back in the early 1900's. The bay was the source of livelihood for the community. All of my grandmother's brothers, except one, died in the bay. He stayed in Puget Sound area after his hitch in the army and would never go back to his birthplace. In his mind, he knew that the bay would get him, too.

 

[thør]

BTW, North Korea tested another nuke device last night.

 

[yossi]

I don't know how much more productivity I have in me.

 

[yossi]

My hands, they're strong
But my knees were far too weak,
To stand in your arms
Without falling to your feet

 

[pete]

BTW, North Korea tested another nuke device last night.

its concerning, no doubt.

 

[phantom4533]

My hands, they're strong
But my knees were far too weak,
To stand in your arms
Without falling to your feet

I would recommend squats. Also lunges and box jumps.

 

[yossi]

I would recommend squats. Also lunges and box jumps.

I love lunges - but I've been working on standing from a seated position, no crossed legs. That's been fun.

My knees gained a lot of good muscle from inclined walking. I still have an issue with the hyper flexibility in them, though.

 

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