The Isolated Blurt Thread XXX: Well Endowed Cock Sleeves

[Mr Noone]

I used the ignore function for the first time ever a couple of weeks ago, for a poster who came the closest anyone ever has to ruining my experience here. I was glad the option existed, even if for me it will remain an extreme rarity.

I meant to ask: Castle Howard?

 

[yossi]

I tend to fall asleep on my side so the book falls flat back on the bed and closes.

And have you done the thing where you realize suddenly you've drifted off but still think you can keep reading? Perhaps if I'd quit trying to persevere.

The nights I try to persevere are the nights I wake to a book clunking rather heavily onto my face.

 

[Bookishleigh]

The nights I try to persevere are the nights I wake to a book clunking rather heavily onto my face.

Dear heavens, my mind is in the gutter - I immediately thought better than a penis.

 

[pete]

Dear heavens, my mind is in the gutter - I immediately thought better than a penis.

i agree, i'd much rather have a heavy book thump across my face than a peeny

 

[Bookishleigh]

i agree, i'd much rather have a heavy book thump across my face than a peeny

Bwahahaha!!! If I'm going to be awoken by a penis, I'd rather it be in a more subtle and intimate fashion...

But I can't talk about that here because this the GB and we don't have sex here *smirk*.

 

[Wife of Bath]

I have sex here all the time.

 

[neci]

it's been a while, since i had sex in this chair.

 

[yossi]

If I'm going to be awoken by a penis, I'd rather it be in a more subtle and intimate fashion...

The head of his cock tracing my lips, and then slowly parting them as he pushes in deeper.

Either set; I'm easy.

 

[thør]

I have sex here all the time.

Noted.

 

[Bookishleigh]

I have sex here all the time.

it's been a while, since i had sex in this chair.

I shall need more details...for evidentiary purposes, of course. (Or I'm too lazy to go looking up stories and/or porn.)

 

[Jennifer]

I used the ignore function for the first time ever a couple of weeks ago, for a poster who came the closest anyone ever has to ruining my experience here. I was glad the option existed, even if for me it will remain an extreme rarity.

Stop turning me on with your passive aggressive ignoring of me.

Nice try.

 

[Bookishleigh]

The head of his cock tracing my lips, and then slowly parting them as he pushes in deeper.

Either set; I'm easy.

Well, I'm flushed now....

 

[Disgustipated]

I go through spurts of spurting.

 

[neci]

I shall need more details...for evidentiary purposes, of course. (Or I'm too lazy to go looking up stories and/or porn.)

i try to go look up porn or stories, but i've been at a block lately. it's just become noise. i think my clit is inflated and needs rest. it's not an ego thing. my whole body feels like that right now.

 

[Emerson40]

http://49.media.tumblr.com/37b238a942141836666cd9de99e4d9db/tumblr_mlfocrplwN1qzqbf4o1_400.gif

 

[jezzilee]

I tend to fall asleep on my side so the book falls flat back on the bed and closes.

And have you done the thing where you realize suddenly you've drifted off but still think you can keep reading? Perhaps if I'd quit trying to persevere.

I used to do this when playing WoW, inevitably I would wake up and alalahe was running into a wall.

 

[Bookishleigh]

i try to go look up porn or stories, but i've been at a block lately. it's just become noise. i think my clit is inflated and needs rest. it's not an ego thing. my whole body feels like that right now.

I'm at the opposite extreme. I've been quite neglectful and long car rides home with a twisted imagination can be quite agonizing. I imagine I will have a weekend to myself though and time to rectify some of this wantonness.

I used to do this when playing WoW, inevitably I would wake up and alalahe was running into a wall.

You must still be on your crazy phone. Lol, I'm not sure what WoW is or alahe....but if I talked like that after an orgasm I want to do this WoW with alahe.

 

[removed9556]

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

"Drop the axe!"

First thing that I thought of-

Pookie.

 

[JohnnySavage]

How did I get so caught up in Big Brother? I almost cried tonight.

 

[Disgustipated]

CliffsNotes (formerly Cliffs Notes, originally Cliff's Notes and often, erroneously, CliffNotes).

That one was free.

 

[Bookishleigh]

CliffsNotes (formerly Cliffs Notes, originally Cliff's Notes and often, erroneously, CliffNotes).

That one was free.

Aren't you supposed to be BUSY???????

 

[Disgustipated]

Aren't you supposed to be BUSY???????

I told you he's on the ig.

 

[Noor]

there is no cavity. just fucked up dental work.

Good no cavity, bad dentist!

I used the ignore function for the first time ever a couple of weeks ago, for a poster who came the closest anyone ever has to ruining my experience here. I was glad the option existed, even if for me it will remain an extreme rarity.

Prior to Byron's death, I had almost no one on my ignore list except the lurker guys who kept sending me unsolicited stories and propositions, since B's death I have added quite a few posters whose posts were getting progressively more unpleasant.

 

[Bookishleigh]

I told you he's on the ig.

You sit on a throne of lies... you smell like beef and cheese.

Oh, and I got you a present after your less than stellar review of Black's. Perhaps this will reignite your passion for law:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31l5DIhhBYL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

I'd give you mine but I heard you dog ear pages.