The Isolated Blurt Thread XXX: Well Endowed Cock Sleeves

[Lyricalli]

Buggy is still missing. He's been gone a week now. I'm the worst kitty momma.

One of my cats went missing for a couple of weeks before he made his way home. Hopefully, yours will find his.

 

[pink]

One of my cats went missing for a couple of weeks before he made his way home. Hopefully, yours will find his.

I hope so, thank you. We've gone around to the neighbors. My daughter has posted it several places on the internet.


I just want my sweet Buggy back.

 

[hashtag45]

It's a blurt you infinite moron. I didn't quote nor specify anyone, much less 'attack' them. Also, I've never attacked anyone.

My sincere apologies.
You're obviously the epitome of unprejudiced and nonjudgmental attitudes.

 

[Lyricalli]

My sincere apologies.
You're obviously the epitome of unprejudiced and nonjudgmental attitudes.

Oh, come now... we both know you're not really sincere until you've written it on yourself with a sharpie for public display.

 

[thør]

Can one have a well-endowed cock sleeve, but not have a well-endowed cock?

I'm asking for a friend.

Urethane foam......

 

[dolf]

Waking up fuming angry. Can't get back to sleep because I'm so damn angry. I'm not angry about anything. An entirely disembodied emotion. Gotta love those hormones!

 

[Noor]

Waking up fuming angry. Can't get back to sleep because I'm so damn angry. I'm not angry about anything. An entirely disembodied emotion. Gotta love those hormones!

I SO need to tell you a story some day!
Good luck with the anger.
Maybe chocolate would help?

 

[Radiohead]

Just saw this beauty hanging out at the high school. What a rack!

I think they need to be reduced, think about the back.

 

[BotanyBoy]

"I dunno what the hell I'm supposed to be lookin' for......a trench coat on a tortilla?"

http://65.media.tumblr.com/371d611e159a1d3ab9df55d7c89fb42e/tumblr_inline_nfcc8bKH9q1qlr65v.png

LMAO ahhh love this show.... as silly as it can be it has it's moments.

 

[phantom4533]

Early morning bike rides set the tone for the day.

I need a nap.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'm having a very good cup of coffee, the sun is out but it's a cool 67 degrees, I got a good night's sleep (finally), and I have nothing to do today.

So far so good.

 

[Disgustipated]

I'm having a very good cup of coffee, the sun is out but it's a cool 67 degrees, I got a good night's sleep (finally), and I have nothing to do today.

So far so good.

Football season starts today. Let your suffering begin!

 

[JohnnySavage]

Football season starts today. Let your suffering begin!

My FanDuel line-up is set. Make it rain!!!!

 

[trysail]

81.8 miles on the bicycle over a gravel surface.
(8 hours, 19 minutes)



The "Don't Ever Fucking Do This Again" moments.

(1) uphill at mile 60
(2) uphill at mile 74.8​

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[JohnnySavage]

QB D. Carr OAK@NO $7,700


RB E. Elliott NYG@DAL $7,900


RB I. Crowell CLE@PHI $5,700


WR A. Cooper OAK@NO $7,100


WR K. Allen SD@KC $7,400


WR O. Beckham Jr. NYG@DAL $9,100


TE C. Fleener OAK@NO $5,400


K R. Aguayo TB@ATL $4,500


D Rams LA@SF $4,500

 

[Que]

I would like a TARDIS about now - or a martini.

Luk is awake, will a 'tatd suffice?

 

[JohnnySavage]

What's on Johnny's mind this morning: Why are security cams so shitty? If an 18 year old cam girl in Romania can get a web cam that shows the intimate details of her genital warts, why can't 7-11 buy a security cam that you can at least tell if the perp is a male or female?

 

[Bookishleigh]

I only call you when it's half past five, the only time I ever call you mine....

 

[Disgustipated]

Luk is awake, will a 'tatd suffice?

http://i.imgur.com/ZI6AqeG.jpg

You'll learn one day.

Wait, probably not. Am I gonna need to lawyer up?

I only call you when it's half past five, the only time I ever call you mine....

 

[Que]

filho da puta!

phyllo pussy?

I believe pastry whore to be a more accurate translation.

Forecast says 64 degrees and sunny. Maybe just a sweater for the evening.

"Soft fuzzy sweaters, tonight we're going to touch. To see her in that negligee was really just too much. . ." -J.Geils

I want a bourbon, a cigar, and palm trees.

"Sometimes a cigar is actually my schmeckle." - Sigmund Freud

Just saw this beauty hanging out at the high school. What a rack!

Reported.

Perv!

 

[Que]

http://i.imgur.com/ZI6AqeG.jpg

You'll learn one day.

Wait, probably not. Am I gonna need to lawyer up?

You poor, wounded bird.

Learn what?

 

[Bookishleigh]

Luk is awake, will a 'tatd suffice?

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.

- I'm in a singing mood this morning. Blame it on the rain...(or lack of sleep, excessive coffee, whatever).

 

[Aglaopheme]

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.

- I'm in a singing mood this morning. Blame it on the rain...(or lack of sleep, excessive coffee, whatever).

Anything but that one please!

 

[Wings]

I just did the Milli Vanilli dance. Thanks, bitches.

 

[Disgustipated]

Learn what?

You're confusing Que with sm00t again. Remember, Que likes to learn, your sm00t proudly plays the unlearnable role.