Every other weekend, my life goes to Hell.

[j48cc]

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[Carnevil9]

I'll assume you are role-playing in order to brainstorm story ideas. In that vein, here's what I think you should do:

Tell your dad that you are in love and want to make your BF happy, but you want to save your pussy for marriage. So you ask him to have some of his sexually talented girlfriends teach you how to give awesome handjobs and blowjobs, using him as your guinea pig.

 

[EquinoxRising]

Just a reminder...you can't "know about mom and dad's sex life if young enough for one to get custody"... Be careful how you write this.


By the way, is this a role play or an idea for a story?

 

[j48cc]

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[liteditor]

GREAT idea! I'm already hooked, and that's just from reading the plot summary.

You might think about framing heaven and hell as two halves of a bureaucracy. It sets up a nice juxtaposition if you portray the supernatural characters as being passionless employees of heaven/hell vs. the angel/demon daughter navigating the passionate feelings and impulses of a (sort of human) woman.

 

[Hypoxia]

You might think about framing heaven and hell as two halves of a bureaucracy. It sets up a nice juxtaposition...

The bureaucratic Rule of 1000: Any organization with more than a thousand staff no longer needs to talk to the outside world; internal communications and conflicts can occupy their entire time and resources. Following that rule, the Heaven & Hell divisions of Universe.Org is completely self-contained; all spirits busy themselves with internal politics and only incidentally deal with humans.

Take it from there.

 

[liteditor]

Yes. What you've described sounds right. We'll see where it leads.

 

[j48cc]

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[sirhugs]

More literally, Hell- the narrator's father is Lucifer, and every second weekend, she goes to the very hot place...just not sure where it goes from there.

I know- I'm watching too much Supernatural, but I'm only in season 5.

 

[Kantarii]

Wow! Like,WoW!!!! It has been a while since I heard the teenie bopper phrases such as "we're like totally in love" and "we're a thing" haha.... Ah, memories... I somehow picture 14-16 year old saying things like thatKant

 

[Hypoxia]

Keep in mind that 'angel' means 'messenger'. Humans cannot confront {JHWH} directly -- the divine projections is too overwhelming -- so angels in various forms (including talking serpents) are {JHWH}'s telegram / candygram deliverers. Demons, the 'fallen' angels, are those who fucked-up. They got drunk or stoned and forgot the message or destination, or they ate the candygram, whatever.

So 'good' angels are hard-working, dependable cogs in the divine machinery, and demons are screw-offs. Can the demons even organize? Lucifer must drive them with a hot whip.

 

[sirhugs]

Keep in mind that 'angel' means 'messenger'. Humans cannot confront {JHWH} directly -- the divine projections is too overwhelming -- so angels in various forms (including talking serpents) are {JHWH}'s telegram / candygram deliverers. Demons, the 'fallen' angels, are those who fucked-up. They got drunk or stoned and forgot the message or destination, or they ate the candygram, whatever.

So 'good' angels are hard-working, dependable cogs in the divine machinery, and demons are screw-offs. Can the demons even organize? Lucifer must drive them with a hot whip.

a hot whip? Or hot whipped cream?

 

[liteditor]

Lol! Perfect!